Stew
Alias: Disco Stu, Spewart, Wheelz, Tito
Age: 18
Future Ambitions:to own and manage a disco bar, complete with lighted dance floor, hot chicks, disco balls galore, hand-picked crowd, and regular John Travolta appearances and dance-offs
Instruments: Trombone, vocals, keyboard
Other Memberships: A.L.C.B. MASI, the former Tiger Lily Beefcakes, (Scoundrelous Lady Pleasurers' Club in prospect )
Favorite Movie: (besides Snow Falcon ) Teen Wolf
Favorite Song: Please Don't Hurt Em', M.C. Hammer
Best Feature: Fabio hair
Worst Feature: attention span
Turn Ons: boobs(nice ones), Carl's build, the word "naked"
Turn Offs: Renita Schuh, gettin' slapped
People I Don't Like: Sandra Bullock, Erkel YM Quote: Sometimes when I think I'm falling in love, I just pinch myself and remember that I am only 18 and it's just my penis talking.
Favorite T.V. Show: My Secret Identity
Animal Most Like Himself: worm, because I am a soft, caring individual, is threatened by minimal cuts and scrapes, doesn't have to think a lot and is just happy to be there
Famous Fat Camp Quote: " I AM A ROBOT " ( in robot voice )
Favorite Fat Camp Video: Carl in complete "hell" being chased by a mesmerizing-naked-wang-flopping-stegasaurus-backed-robot-hopper in complete darkness! ( sounds like Carl's "heaven ", no?)
Favorite Fat Camp Weekend: May Long '99, Carl's endless food for guests ( I more than gladly returned the favour ), felt tougher than ever before in life, Flicks
