The great Chilean Love Story

Here is a very good example of what happens when you mix beer and Tequila. The names have been removed from the email text below, but it is just as funny and just as true without!

Subject: Together Forever

I hope you are just fine.I am O.K.but missing you.I haven not stopped thinking of you even a minute and the marvelows we spend together. I want you to come back soon and we will be together without been never apart.I wrote you a letter,but I am translating it and I will you it this week.
I need you, I love you much.

Here is another. This one is from a different person, and to a different person as well.

From: "*****" <******@hotmail.com> | Block address
To: *****@unb.ca
Subject: boy beautiful
Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 21:39:12 GMT

Iwish you are perfect.I am missing you a lot. I want to see you again,I wish you were here forever.I can not stop thinking of you,because you are always on my mind cand in my heart. Come back soon for my. I wrote you a letter,but I am translating it and I will you it this week.
Call my in happy birthday,28 march.
I love you much.
*********************
Los Angeles,Chile.

April 4, 2000. The most recent, from/to the same person as the one enititled 'boy beautiful'. Mr. X (above) replied to the the above email, and this is, in turn, the reply he received.

From: "**************" <***********@hotmail.com>
Subject: none
To: *****@unb.ca
Date: Tue, 04 Apr 2000 23:26:14 GMT

Matt recibi el email gracias por felicitarme cumpli 20 años te extraño mucho,te envie una carta espero que la recivas. escribeme pronto,espero verte en 8 meses como tu me cuentas.
Un beso, Anny Pavez.

Well? heh heh. I am assured that this page will be growing as there is more on the way. Godspeed everyone!