movierules

1, At least one of the pair of identical twins is evil.

2, Should you decide to difuste a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. It will always be the right one.

3, Most laptop computers will be powerfull enough to thwart the invading alien species.

4, In a fight no matter how out numbered the enemy will wait in an orderly line for you to take care of individualy.

5, Even when the lights are off in your room every thing is still visible thanks to an creepy blue glow.

6, If you are blonde and pretty, it is still possible to become the worlds leading expert in nuclear fission.

7, Honest, hard working police men always get shot 3 days before retirement.

8, All grocery bags have a french stick in them.

9,It is easy for anyone to land a plane provided they are being given instructions from the control tower.

10,Its likely you'll survive any war, unless you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

11,The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

12, A detective can only solve a case once susspended of duty.

13, If a large pain of glass is visible, Its very likely someone will fall / be pushed through it sooner or later.

14, Police departments give the cops personality tests, so they can be matched with partners who are their exact opposite.