sayings

1, Deja Moo is the feeling you get when you've heard this bull before.
2, The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen & stupidity.
3, Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
4, If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
5, Money can't buy happiness, but it can make the misery easier to live with.
6, Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
7, Vital papers will demonstrate their importance by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
8, Always remember pillage BEFORE you burn.
9, If you are given an open book exam, you will forget your book.
10,If you are given a take home test , you will forget where you live.
11, The problem with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
12, It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
13, Drunks Law: "You can't fall off the floor."
14, Paranoids are people too, if every one hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
15, Eagles may soar, but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines.
16, If at first you don't succeed, Destroy all evidence that you tried.
17, A conclusion is the place you got tired of thinking.
18, For every action there is an equal and opposite critisism.
19, Success always happens in private. Failure in full view.
20, Two wrongs are only the beginning
21, You don't really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
22, The sooner you fall behind, the longer you'll have to catch up.
23, If you must choose between 2 evils, choose the 1 you haven't tried before.
24, Change is inevitable.......Except from vending machines.
25, Don't sweat petty things......or pet sweaty things.
26, Money can't buy you love, but it can rent a close immitation.
27, Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
28, Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
29, Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back.