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Version 1
I hate people that always tell lies
I hate school, I hate bies (not me)
I hate Godzilla, I hate King Kong
But I like girls that like to wear thongs

I hate garlic cuz it makes yo breath stink
I hate cold water cuz it makes you shrink
I hate Osama, I like you mamma
She gave me good

Version 2
I hate people that love to complain
I hate Bush, I hate Hussein
I hate Limp Bizkit and I hate Korn
I can't seem to stay away from porn

I hate all products made by Welches
I hate Richard cuz he always belches
I hate the media, I hate the press
I love it when your mom takes off her dress for me