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My Email::-)
favourite kind of pie: Apple

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Yet again this site stills kicks ass!!!!! keep it u8p from the troopers down at BIFHE!

57 Yr old Man with a big CAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - 11/29/00 22:50:49
My Email:giveusasmilelittlegurrrrrl@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Dolly Mixture

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Helllllooooooooooooooo, I would like to take this opportunity to offer the lovely Shaney a LIFT! in my BIG CARRRRRRRRRR!, cuz there's PLENTY of room to accomodate his lovely big well fed fat ass!

Stephen Dooley - 11/29/00 22:46:54
My Email:dah_no1_pimp@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Chicken and Ham

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The fat shaney page kikz azz!!!

a huh huh hoyyyyyyyyy - 11/29/00 22:42:12
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/snillyerds/
favourite kind of pie: if its food does ye

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a huh huh hoyyyyyyyyyyyy scallions mc mandor is gonna chunder over my limb again due to a nite in el salvador.....jet lagged...just wanna say f**kin barcardi beezer to see the guest book on again...and reetfully so. Keep up the good work chaps.....dont le the rotters grind u down... lady penelope winterbottom is going now to sit at my trestle table for gee and crumpets...ta ta

Professor Biscuit for the masses - 11/29/00 22:35:54
My Email:peter.donaaghy@bigfoot.com
favourite kind of pie: Otter pie every alternate Tuesday, testes 'n' gammon on Holy Days, Pies of Mechanically-Recovered Unicorn Offal on the 3rd Thursday of every 3rd alternate month with a 'o' in the title, I lurrve beansprouts and haribo on Peruvian public holidays, breastmilk of carcinogenic goat pie on the day before the night after the morning before, and lard at all other times except Tuesdays where he median midday flux of the sun over Selma, Alabama is greater than or equal to 1.4

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Vote 'Nobody' for President Nobody WILL keep their manifesto pledges. Nobody WILL ensure that there is an equalitable distribution of wealth for all Nobody UNDERSTANDS how the economy works Nobody REALLY LOVES YOU, yes, all of you, even people who are not white males aged 18-40 Nobody REALLY CARES Nobody will DEFEND your rights against the interests of the rich and powerful Nobody GUARANTEES a free lunch with every vote A VOTE for Nobody will make your life easier Nobody WILL BE a close friend and share a lifetime's worth of good experiences with you Nobody WILL CHEER YOU UP when you are down Nobody WANTS to have sex with you After all this, I'm sure you can understand that I LOVE Nobody, and so should you.

Derk - 11/29/00 22:05:49
My URL:http://www.geocitites.com/fatshaney/
My Email:meekins_pimp@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Pecan - a nice inoffensive pie

Comments:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell i just had to sign to say ..... the guestbook's back!! Everybody feel free to say whatever you want (cause were filterin it NEway).

Peter Cullen - 11/04/00 16:25:30
My Email:Skylon@talk21.com
favourite kind of pie: cheese pie
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: pummel those buttocks like sugar ray leonard

Comments:
well, i was the first person to sign the guestbook, so i thought i'd take another wee peek, butt leek what leek, humpher, didi, moojoo..... nice words, eh? so do you actually READ all these comments or do you just look at how many people have visited thew site? its absolutly MARVELOUS anyway! my tits still havnt grown back yet.... oh and tell that *** of yours to mind her smelly business. you're on to somthin' here. pcj bel

do u want a lift GIRLSSSSSSS - 11/02/00 11:30:02

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REET all ye quiet dogs, any one for pickled onion monster munch? bi the bi Murray good to see that you are keepin up with modern day classics..mallrats n stuff like rawk n stuff.

Brian Westlife(the one who never shuts up about how i could have been a professional footballer) - 11/01/00 15:59:04

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I don't believe you lot! You call Shane fat, have you never seen my double chin? I'm deeply offended to think i've lost my crown as the fat git from Westlife. I'll think i'll just sit here and cry( while stuffing my face with food, of course) p.s i'm the one who looked down Mariah Careys top, they're not real!

Brian Westlife(the one who never shuts up about how i could have been a professional footballer) - 11/01/00 15:58:52

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I don't believe you lot! You call Shane fat, have you never seen my double chin? I'm deeply offended to think i've lost my crown as the fat git from Westlife. I'll think i'll just sit here and cry( while stuffing my face with food, of course) p.s i'm the one who looked down Mariah Careys top, there not real!

- 10/28/00 22:43:43

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Michael Murray - 10/25/00 22:27:30
My URL:http://www.thepigonline.com
My Email:inside_of_a_pig@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: eip sdrawkcab
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: €=========8

Comments:
Rite kiddos, hows it all hanging? just here to remind yall that my website is significanlty better than ures. Infact thepigonline.com has had about 9.6 times as many hits as u have had. "son of jamel, kneel before thepigonline.com, snootchie bootchies!"

whats it till ye - 10/24/00 21:22:24
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: there's no more magic or burnin' bushes u screw up this time the virgin mary shows up in your drive way li e ray lolratta from Goodfellas, 1st she pistol whips you and then she sets ur **** on fire........i'll have no foul language on this site...especiallly from geefects

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reet webmaster....i hope u havent forgot that i know who u are, and where u live. It is diffently not big, nor is it clever.......humerous mindu...but WISE UP SON, play devils advocate much......do it again and i'll get the enchanting warlock of gee onto r womb..........

whats it till ye - 10/24/00 21:21:38
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: there's no more magic or burnin' bushes u screw up this time the virgin mary shows up in your drive way li e ray lolratta from Goodfellas, 1st she pistol whips you and then she sets ur **** on fire........i'll have no foul language on this site...especiallly from geefects

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reet webmaster....i hope u havent forgot that i know who u are, and where u live. It is diffently not big, nor is it clever.......humerous mindu...but WISE UP SON, play devils advocate much......do it again and i'll get the enchanting warlock of gee onto r womb..........

is week and is takin - 10/18/00 12:02:01
My URL:http://how stupit'd ya think I am?
My Email:if u don't know by now
favourite kind of pie: humble
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: yeah, teach it to play the banjo.

Comments:
The site was a fuckin' piss. Y that *** creaked up is behond me. Maybe she didn't get her score of heroin ' it out on u. Well, cya, don't let the bastards grind ya down!!!!!

Yer Ma - 10/18/00 11:57:20
My Email:Redwolf131@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Nazi Pie With gee guice topping
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Sow it up!!!!!!! For his crimes against humanity

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The final solution- So what is to be done about westlife and all their evil followers. The originall plan was to send them all to madigasscar so that they can no longer corrupt or fragile little minds, but we must accept that this soution is impracticaL. We dont have much ti e left to save our souls from their distructive influence. Their complete and impartial extermiation must begin emmdiatly. HISTORY WILL JUDGE US

Mrs.Walton - 10/17/00 16:19:26
My URL:On God's beautiful planet
My Email:ohlordyI'msohappy@springmeadows.com
favourite kind of pie: my moma's homemade apple strudel with forest fruits picked by my loving Grandpappy
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Go trekkin' up the grand praires of Novaaaascocia

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Ain't Shaney boy just the most bootiful boy you've ever laid your golden eyes on? Oh, he reminds me of my new buffalo calf, frollicking and eating in the afternoon sun, with sweet Mary-Lou lookin' on with them Goddamn lovely eyes. Reminds me of that Godd mn time I was outside harvesting them Goddamn crops, just before thanksgivin' and I saw a beautiful Golden light in the sky above, and I just thought, yup! Gawd bless America! Elvis lives, bless his devine Baptist Church!, I saw his sweet, sweet soul in Graceland! - in the sky above! Goddamn it!

Brian of bru (bok to we normal people) - 10/15/00 21:08:06
My Email:bok85@hotmail.com

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well ladies and gents, how we all keepin (retorical question, no need to answer!!). i really do have nothing to say but i thought i may aswll sign this! BTW is the *** we all love to hate cracking up at this masterpiece?? BOK

Yer Da - 10/07/00 23:13:22
My URL:http://www.YerDa.com
My Email:YerDa@YerDa.com
favourite kind of pie: Yer Da's
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Ask yer Da

Comments:
Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma

Yer Da - 10/07/00 23:12:37
My URL:http://www.YerDa.com
My Email:YerDa@YerDa.com
favourite kind of pie: Yer Da's
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Ask yer Da

Comments:
Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Da Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma Yer Ma

YOUR DA - 10/05/00 15:40:08
My Email:jim@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: pussy
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: slap it on

Comments:
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

Kevy McMullen - 10/03/00 14:07:51
My Email:hornykevy@hotmail.com

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I live in Finaghy, it is a tidy little town. The bus to Belfast comes through here every day. We have a Julie's Kitchen, a Mace and a KFC. I used to have lots of friends until I killed them and ate them with brown sauce. Did I mention that I talk TV?

Fintan Fondell - 10/03/00 08:47:55
favourite kind of pie: Scottish

Comments:
Father Fintan Fondell says: "Don't smoke blo Don't make webshites, esp. as bad as this, Lose weight" To become a happier person

the enchanting warlock of gee - 09/30/00 00:46:33
favourite kind of pie: croux yer ma's a casanovaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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reet pacalevgee...there's a time and a place for, NOT so humerous comments leek the previous 2. U are not winning any respect, as homophobia (spelt correct much...ahhh nobody ever taught me to spoke proper England)is only funny to a point...gesus paul, le ve it out....bladderactimy much. ps the most obivious place to hid something is in plain site.......on that thought ariva fuckin dercy kids...fuck u! cathgee xxx

Jesus H. Christ - 09/28/00 09:55:15
My URL:http://www.heaven.com
My Email:meekins_pimp@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: My lover boy bouncer from the Kremlin
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Get Pete Mc Stea to visit him

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Roses are red Clouds are grey Shane is Fat and Derec is gay

Jebidiah Mudpacker - 09/22/00 18:31:19
My URL:http://www.highfidelity.com
My Email:redneck@derecsdollshouse.com
favourite kind of pie: Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Ask Derec, he knows

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Alroight me old chinas, how yes all doin'? Who is the man with the golden hair? He has come to learn us all how to button up our adidas battums, leik! Be warned, I tell yez. How does it be that big people's poop is brown and babies poop is green? EXPLAIN! Naw ahm Frank Butcha off Eastenders, alwhite? Dats nanya bizness (means none of your business), Janine. JANINE! Ah'm in the caff, Jesus Peggy, my daughter Janine's gettin fat des days, innit? Why is Sonia bonin' that Dave Beckham lookalike? Ian Beale, get ya naffin air cut, pearly king. This is Frank Butcha, (Paul McAleavey), signing off. Jeez.....

Brainwarped - 09/18/00 21:08:09
My URL:www.brainwarped.com
My Email:www.brainwarped.com
favourite kind of pie: American Pie
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: get a dildo!

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cool. howe do i get myself like him? and well done to cat on winning the hide and go seek championship for the year 2000!!!!!!

RogueFish - 09/18/00 21:06:16
My URL:http://www.the Hanger .co. uk
My Email:RogueFish@adifferentkindofsite.cjb.net
favourite kind of pie: American Pie
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Got to the YMCA Gym!

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Hollllllllllllyyyyyyyy Shit! and thats not what i was smoken the other nite even if the CAT was! everyyone who wants to give cat a hiding for cat after her awol stunt the other nite then please email us at imgonnakillher@adifferentkindofsite.cjb.net!!!! !

ive come to the end of the line, not in the american suicide sense, but in the english, thomas the tank engine sense of the word - 09/18/00 16:26:18
My URL:http://yous should all know bi nay
My Email:mc 10 sheets ma is@a tribus i wantas nows
favourite kind of pie: whats it till ye
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: dont come home for 12 hrs, get ur face platered on fone boxes and have your tescos well chewed like tender ince...believe me

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just wanna take a minute to thank me friends who had me on the missin persons list, and to those who had my eulogy wrote out on a piece of toilet roll, good to know that yes all care...cheermc fadgees

Patrice - 09/17/00 14:17:35
My Email:lookwhatifoundinmypocket_yer fookin ma@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: steek'n'leek
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: introduce him till mc 10 sheets' da

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Cat n Derk, 1st time ive read this in ages, fookin sketch till fook!! Since im president of Women Against Tribes (WAT), ive one thang till admit - I love fat shaney!! At least he has time fer his fookin' maaaaa!!!!!!!

Mc 10 sheeeets - 09/10/00 18:45:49
My Email:amcm_@hotmail.com - but what's it fuckin' till ye?
favourite kind of pie: Yer ma's
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Fook this get Shaney's butt hole tighter plan, just stick some fookin' dynamite up it and have some fun

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Derk and Cat, youze have done well here with the new and improved 'Fat Shaney', it's fuckin' beezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, fuckin' clinkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, just leek yer grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa. Hope everyone's brought the chile and the bord down till the shap in Le nova 2 purchase the all new lurvely, tasty (YOU LISTENING SHANEY KHID?) Westlife chewing gum - with FREE TATTOO! - FOOK ME! - zee discovery made me week!, and me Da is curre tly sporting a lurvely 'Nicky' tattoo on his arm - bless 'im - no Shaney tattoo this time, I can see Veruca Salt style buying of lots of boxes of Westlife gum to get the first shaney tattoo - oooh yes the workers are employed reet now. And remember when y u get yer Westlife chewing gum 'Don't go chewing in yer Nova, you might end up with it stuck in yer Oldeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEE'

The enchanting wizard of gee - 09/10/00 17:06:47
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/fatshaney
My Email:chinessebomb@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: short crust gaggle of electric lemons in gravy
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: take the bord for a swall in the novaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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reeet big C, u want a young Filly, ney bother..for just 3 sterling a month you can provide schooling and tools so her family can work their way out of poverty, u see people in the 3rd world dont want hand outs, they want help to help themselves. U will ne er recieve letters from her, because she will never be able to get to the school your money has paid for, because her single legged scabby, dehydrated mule will never be able to cope with the 300 mile a day to and fro, but u might be able to book her 4 ur formal so all is not lost. Beautiful, just beautiful.

colleen mc lauhglin - 09/05/00 12:23:01
My Email:not telling you
favourite kind of pie: ask cat
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: put an air line up his butt

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cat this is cool, there are some dickheads in that vis book i'll soon fix that see you in work ,by the way how old is your chil now.

cathy mc veigh - 08/31/00 11:54:48
My Email:cathymcveigh@hotmail.comm
favourite kind of pie: heehee
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: nee

Comments:
heehee hoohoo! i leek the site , keep up the good works on revealing the REAL shane{westlifey fatboy} cat n' derk! xxxcatxxx

- 08/30/00 23:06:30

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so derec, you're gay then.

Joe LEEK!!!! - 08/28/00 22:34:03

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yo dis is joe, i have da flo, yo waz up. Is all a ya goin to da partay on thursday, coz im gay, yo!.

- 08/28/00 12:48:15

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joe i have two words for you - YOU SAD FUCKER

Joe - 08/27/00 21:27:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/irish_dr_love
My Email:irishman00behave@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: As long as its big i DONT CARE
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Get him that fitness instructor from The nutty professor "I'm a pony!!"

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Well i hope all a ya are goin to this party is it on Thursday..oh and am i invited?? I hope so i need a chick for this "formal thing" Has every1 else got theirs????? COZ i dont!!!

Big gay al from kremlin - 08/26/00 00:07:51
My URL:http://Pillowbiters.com
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Send him over to you Derek

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Hey Derek big boy, it's me, Your bouncer from the Kremlin. I've missed you so bad. Your touch and big gay accent. It makes my butt hole tighter when I think of you, Lover. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Paul N17Yid McAleavey - 08/23/00 20:04:41
My URL:http://come.to/gloryglory
My Email:paul.spursfan@rocketmail.com
favourite kind of pie: 3.142
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Send him down the Seven Sisters Road

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well sweet webpage derek. i would like to announce that this summer i have fully completed by transfer to judaism. goodbye sunday mass, hello saturday hannukah. biatch.

kangaroo down - 08/22/00 17:58:40
My Email:www.noddles_y2k@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: cerry
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: lazors

Comments:
very good web site me brother i have to hand it to you

Derk - 08/20/00 17:32:55
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/fatshaney/index.html
My Email:meekins_pimp@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: desperate dan cow pie
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: use a thighmaster 3000

Comments:
176 visitors! Bloody Hell! I'd leek 2 thank my mom and dad, the academy (Derk gets as teary as a whore taking it from behind), and escpecially God, for inventing the beauty that is the internet. Kneel before its glory! Yeah, bend over bitch, yeah, thats right, oh yeah!

Micahel Murray - 08/19/00 23:16:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/thepigonline
My Email:inside_of_a_pig@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Pie is an indefinite number, a theory if u will. It is impossible to show emotion toward it!
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Take all the people sleggin derk and ram them up up Shaneys fat crack. Head Fuckin First. All tied up in a ittle bow, with a tag saying, Leek wah im a shite pusher, I like to give it up the arse like wah?

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Thats about it. I HATE HOMOPHOBICS!! Start a poll, To make room for Shanes voluptious figure, a social group must be destroyed. Spides. Vote for your favourite method of extermination. Toodles. By the way I work for the Fwoukin Shunday Fwoukin Toymes

Scott Bowen - 08/16/00 16:56:46
favourite kind of pie: Undercooked Pork served at the County Ground [85p from Big Bertha in the Burger Stall]
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Play five at the back

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I play for Swindon Town football club as a goalkeeper, and I want to appeal for a move from this rat-infested hole. My manager, Jimmy Quinn, locks me in the cellar of his castle when I let in a goal (which happens five times a match, on average). He refus s to feed me proper food, and I live on out-of-date avocados and food I steal off a rat called Jeremy Goss who lives in the cellar with me. Last year I helped Swindon win the Auto Windscreen Shield, and I saved a penalty at Wembley. How many people can sa that, eh. EH? EH? Please come and rescue me, I'll play for Disttillry for fuck's sake, just help me escape. Please!

DJ Ashtray - 08/15/00 20:51:34
favourite kind of pie: Ultimate (Solution)
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: stop being gay

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Dear Derec, Remember that night in the Limelight? I miss you very much. Why did you call my wife a slag? I cry myself to sleep every night. Please arrange another session for us in the changing rooms at TK Maxx - you're "Maxx enough" for me! Although I have heard you can be a bit of a Jamie Theakston at times. Yours forever, DJ Ashtray

dave & urs - 08/13/00 14:13:15
favourite kind of pie: steek &kidney/potato & leek wha' leek
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: wear his ma's bra

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Top totty on this site.By the way this is a GENUINE message thats right GENUINE!!!!We are from the Daily Mirror and we really can't spell for fook and we are making this totally obvious that we are bullshitting. Anyhoo keep up the good work Derk and Cat.I'll be seeing yis soon but keep it shyyyyyyy

Derk - 08/12/00 21:54:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/fatshaney/index.html
My Email:meekins_pimp@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Yer da's
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: tighten that shfincter boy!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yer a big lesbian, Mr. Michael mirror man. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yer story doesn't pan out seein as how yer web and email addresses are wrong and ye canny spell. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yer a big drunk bra!
This website is for me an cats thre year old chile

- 08/11/00 21:11:02

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Aye, genuine, me arse!, aye yer spellings aye yer website, aye you!

Michael Coveney - 08/10/00 12:09:09
My URL:http://www.themirror.co.uk
My Email:mcoveney@themirror.co.uk

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###THIS IS A GENUINE MESSAGE# Hi, I am a reporter for the Daily Mirror. We are running a feature on the opposition boy bands get, and I have been mightly interested by this page and whoever set it up. Please contact me at the above e-mail address whereupo we can discuss your hatred of Westlife. Can you also please tell me your name, whoever set this page up, I can't seem to find any names on the site other than "Derk".

Commander Sturm Graz - 08/08/00 18:03:41
My Email:germansareoursuperiors@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: Eine Kleine Jewe Pie
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Ich bin German, Ich don't like no dirt talk

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Right. First of all, to that bird who was complaining about Derec being a "Fat bastard whose never had a girl in his life" (sic), Derec is not fat. He's just big boned. Secondly, he has had a girl. OK, Ruth McKee doesn't qualify, but surely that other one does.....what's her name again.....ah well. Exterminating Jews must be having an effect on my memory. Oh, and don't call Derec gay either, he prefers to be known as a "Poof-artiste" or "Shite-Stabber". He will also accept "Pillow-Biter".

Michael Murray - 08/04/00 20:37:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/thepigonline
My Email:inside_of_a_pig@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: martini
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: tie his ass up with some fuckin duct tape and then burn it with a semi industrial match? sory ran out of id as

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i love thi site. soooo much its a damn sight funnier than mine how come its a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in. Somebodys makin a penny TRACK THEM DOWN

CON - 07/31/00 00:20:19
My Email:ifgodwerehumanhedbeme@hotmail.com

Comments:
OI! McFadgees, don't steal my line. ('beautiful, just beautiful.')

Mc Fagees - 07/30/00 19:26:58
My Email:chinessebomb@hotmail.com
favourite kind of pie: pussy
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: pole dancin should finely tune those impressive butt cheeks...mam ma

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reet scallions, cheers pour takin valuable time outta ur foo fighter, ash and nirvana listenin days to encourage this sortta drunken, pityful, not acceptable (in other, more gramatical terms:unacceptable)slaggin about Stalko..hey hey Derk..boom boom cha. look Welshman who read this..cum one join in...SFA, ahh ha leeks, ahhhh Tom Jones..Manic Street Preachers...and whatta about Catatonia. well done on that whole viewin our site thang, beautiful, just beautiful.

Derk - 07/28/00 18:49:31
My Email:fatshaney@yahoo.com
favourite kind of pie: warm apple pie
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: colonic irrigation

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Hey Caroline, I know that your abuse was not intentional. You're probably angry for two reasons:
1) You've got the plumbers in
2) You're welsh
Please don't hold either of those things against me. The truth is, we love Shane here, all 350lbs of him. We wouldn't be able to survive each day without hearing his lovely fat voice or seeing his lovely fat face or knowing that hes in a foreign country and not getting fed properly. I hope this message reaches you safely. Farewell for now you ugly welsh cunt.

Brock Landers - 07/26/00 21:39:19
My Email:Ifgodwerehumanhedbeme@hotmail.com

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Dunno bout' you Derk, but I kinda want to bone that young Caroline Fillian filly. She sounds Fiesty!!!!!!!!!!!.

- 07/26/00 18:34:02

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SHANEY LOOKS LIKE YOUR DA'S BRA'S MA!!!

mc auley - 07/26/00 16:13:16
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: eat more pies

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Begorah off with the lot of ya. Derec send me an email of how i can make a link to the site. mc auley

Caroline Fillian - 07/25/00 20:31:42
My Email:96carolined@eifionydd.gwynedd.sch.uk

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whoever did this site a boy i gaher YOU FAT JELOS DICK WHY R U WASTING YOUR TIME I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU SHANE IS THE SEXIET MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET UNLIKE YOU I BET YOUR A FAT TWAT WHO HAS NEVER HAD A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE UNLIKE SHANE HE HAS 5000,000 GIRL DROOLING OVER HIM ALL THE TIME REMEMBER JELOSY NEVER PAYS OFF YOU FUCKING FAT UGLY TWAT

Caroline Fillian - 07/25/00 20:30:57
My Email:96carolined@eifionydd.gwynedd.sch.uk

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whoever did this site a boy i gaher YOU FAT JELOS DICK WHY R U WASTING YOUR TIME PRAT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU SHANE IS THE SEXT MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET UNLIKE YOU I BET YOUR A FAT TWAT WHO HAS NEVER HAD A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE UNLIKE SHANE HE HAS 5000,000 GI LS DROOLING OVER HIM ALL THE TIME REMEMBER JELOSY NEVER PAYS OFF YOU FUCKING FAT UGLY TWAT

Caroline Fillian - 07/25/00 20:30:50
My Email:96carolined@eifionydd.gwynedd.sch.uk

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whoever doid this site a boy i gaher YOU FAT JELOS DICK WHY R U WASTING YOUR TIME PRAT I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU SHANE IS THE SEXT MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET UNLIKE YOU I BET YOUR A FAT TWAT WHO HAS NEVER HAD A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE UNLIKE SHANE HE HAS 5000,000 G RLS DROOLING OVER HIM ALL THE TIME REMEMBER JELOSY NEVER PAYS OFF YOU FUCKING FAT UGLY TWAT

- 07/25/00 20:20:39

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fuccin hwrs who did this site

Murray - 07/22/00 22:15:23
favourite kind of pie: my mummys

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steal my background will ya pesky college kids keep you handsof my garden flamingo

Murray - 07/22/00 22:14:40
favourite kind of pie: my mummys

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Chris - 07/17/00 20:35:57
My Email:evilfairy@twinkletoes.co.uk
favourite kind of pie: Cherry

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Big Macca McGinty - 07/15/00 19:13:08
My Email:that.tribe.member.has@loincloth.co.uk
favourite kind of pie: small child
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: Get the wee lad to hold a raisin in his crack fer a few weeks, that'll tighten him up (believe me, I know, e Great Aunt Jemima told me so)

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Shane is a big mama. I don't leek it, Mc Closkey 4 president, this time 3 weeks!, tribe members are responsible fer the destruction of the Amazon rainforest and the unmerciful slaughter of thousands of horses, craicus maximus

pedro of the cullen type - 07/15/00 17:01:46
My Email:petetheweet@yahoo.com
favourite kind of pie: puntang pie, ya gibroni
we are as tight as my grandmother's butt here, and believe me thats pretty tight, any suggestions how to get fat shaneys butt hole tighter?: tell the other band members to stop fooking him up the ass.

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nice page.... i laughed my tits off.... which is why my chest is farther in than my ribs. i would like to dedicate my life to the worship of this web page and all its visitors. have fun smelly bum.