Full Name: Alan Michael Lampert

Age: 15

Sex: Male

Siblings: Jeremy, 26 Mark, 23

Instrument: Electric Voice Box

Purpose In Band: Vocalist, Media Bitch, Quiet Guy

Influence(s): (Not To Say That I Sound Like Any Of These Guys) Henry Rollins (Black Flag, Rollins Band), Maynard James Keenan (Tool), James Labrie (Dream Theater), Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden), Frank Zappa (Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention), Ozzy Osbourne (Black Sabbath, Ozzy), Glen Danzig (The Misfits, Danzig), Chris Cornell (Sound Garden, Chris Cornell, Audioslave), Joey Ramone (The Ramones)

How Long You Have Played: I dunno

Favorite...

Band(s): A Perfect Circle, Fifteen, GG Allin, Tool, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Nine Inch Nails, Bad Religon, AC/DC, Rush, System Of A Down, The Ramones, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, The Misfits, Nirvana, Queensryche, Metallica, Dream Theater, Frank Zappa, Egg Yolk Jubilee, The Lower 48, Screeching Weasel, The Hogies, The Bouncing Souls, The Circle Jerks, The Cars, At The Drive-In (some of their stuff), Everclear, Flogging Molley, NoFX, Green Day, Frank Tichelli, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Steve Vai, Manowar, Liquid Tension, Group X, Guttermouth, Gwar, The Hives, Scott Joplin, King Crimson, No Use For A Name, Ludwig Von Beethoven, Johannes Sebastian Bach, Pennywise, The Pixies, Propagandhi, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Smashing Pumpkins, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Open, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Tilt, The Vandals, Weezer, The Aqua Bats and Fatty And The Uglies.

Song(s): Parabola (Tool), Paradigm Shift (Liquid Tension), NIB (Black Sabbath), Don't Talk To Me (GG Allin), Universal Mind (Liquid Tension), Aces High (Iron Maiden), Fatal Tragedy (Dream Theater), Glass Prison (Dream Theater) and many many more...

Actor/Actress(s/es): Steve Buscemi

Book(s): Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk and Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Senday

Quote(s):

Food(s): Fajitas, Pizza, Quesadillas, Breadsticks, Desserts and much more...

Movies: Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Donnie Darko, The Cell, A Clockwork Orange, The Kids In The Hall, Brain Candy, Fight Club and more and more...

Building: The one I live in.

Old Guy: The one who is eighy years old, but still rocks out and goes slam dancing.

Color: I dunno

Person: That guy who gave his live 2000 years ago for all of us to live. What was his name? Hmmm... Well, anyways, that guy.

Artist: Alex Grey

Nickelodeon TV Show (Past or Present): Pete and Pete, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All, Salute Your Shorts

Band Member: Everyone except me.

Groupie: If Rosanne Barr weren't so busy, it'd be her.

Bitch: Helena Broflofflstein

Man Friend: Wes Lee

Mom You'd Most Want To Bang: Will's mom.

Person To Hate: Tipper Gore