Full Name:Justin Lee Dent

Age:15

Sex:Only With Nicole

Siblings:Josh Dent

Instrument: Guitar

Purpose In Band: The charismatic drunk guy who writes songs about everyday activities.

Influence(s): Dave Murray, Yngwie Malmstein, Django Reinhardt, Joe Queer

How Long You Have Played: 8 years... or since the dawn of time, I keep forgetting?

Favorite...

Band(s):Iron Maiden, Sloppy Seconds, The ueers, Bickley, Slayer, Manowar and Tilt

Song(s): "15 Minutes Or It's Free" -Sloppy Seconds, "I Don't Wanna Be A Granola Head" -The Queers, "Salty Dog" -Flogging Molly

Actor/Actress(s/es): Brad Pitt, Drew Barrymore, Kevin Spacey and Dave Chapell

Book(s): "Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore, "The Giver" by Lois Lowrey, "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey

Quote(s): "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here!" -Will Ferrell

Food(s): Fajitas and Frozen Daiquris

Movies: Half Baked, The Goonies, Nightmare on Elm Street, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Critters

Building: The Empire State Building (That was actually my second choice, but, I believe we all know what happened to the first one.)

Old Guy: The dude with the walker on "Office Space"

Color: Rum (that's a color, right?)

Person: B.A. from Sloppy Seconds

Artist: Vincent Van Gogh (listen to "Vincent" by Don Mclean and try not to cry)

Nickelodeon TV Show (Past or Present): Salute Your Shorts

Band Member: Myself (fuck modesty, if you want something done right, do it yourself...right?...or alan...)

Groupie: The Amazing Nicole and her sidekick, The Heather

Bitch: Beth Lipscomb? She's a bitch.

Man Friend: Alan

Mom You'd Most Want To Bang: Will's mom

Person To Hate: Beth Lipscomb

Comments: Listen to us and give us your money, booze and women.