Texas Song

oi! oi! oi! Texas, oh Texas
Where the stars are big and bright
Where we always wear our cowboy hats
And we get drunk every night
And we always start a fight

Texas, oh Texas
Where the pecans taste so sweet
Frothy is the beer
And tasty is the meat
Yes, tasty is the meat

Chorus:
Smokin' and drinkin'
Fightin' and fuckin'
Smokin' and drinkin'
Going home alone
Yeah, going home alone

Texans, oh Texans
Rally one and all
And listen to F! A! T! U!
And their mighty Texan call
Yes a mighty Texas call

Texans, oh Texans
Rally one and all
And listen to F! A! T! U!
And their mighty Texan call
Yes a mighty Texan call

Chorus

Solo

At the battle of the Alamo
We may have wavered slight
But don't you know that Texans
Don't give up without a fight
Give up without a fight

Texas, oh Texas
Your pecans taste so sweet
Frothy is your beer
And tasty is your meat
Yes tasty is your meat

Chorus

GOIN' HOME ALONE!