Hacienda Wild Bunch

Rare photo of Wild Bunch Leader, Sise.
You gotta ask yourself one question.  Do you feel lucky, Punk?  Well. Do you?

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      The Wild Bunch as you may remember was a notorious gang from the 1970s. They were popular with the public which considered them to be"The Peoples' Gang". This may be due to the nature of their elaborate extortion schemes that were very profitable and clever. In 1974 the government took their threat to fill the Grand Canyon with raspberry jello very seriously and paid them 6 million dollars and 3 Reggie Jackson autographed bats. In 1977 their plot to put "Groucho glasses" on the Statue of Liberty brought them 4 million dollars in extortion money. The Wild Bunch disbanded in 1978 after their plan to hijack the Queen Mary from a Long Beach, California dock failed ( it seemed that they didn't know that the ship was permanently anchored.) Much of their amassed fortune was  spent on their defense attorney, Johnny Cochrane. Cochrane became famous by saying: "Judge, if the big boat don't sail - you must let the Wild Bunch go and give back their bail".
     All were acquitted and the gang went their separate ways. Tommy is currently an aluminum siding salesman. Customers often question that the siding looks like old Budweiser beer cans nailed to the walls of their houses. Tommy answers them by saying" its Spanish Armada style and beats the heck out of stucco". Ted became a Viagra salesman. He says he can't complain because the market keeps rising. Wibby, once a skilled Harley mechanic,  is now a carnival worker for Wade Shows.  They let him operate the kiddie motorcycle ride.
     Piper w-w-works at White C-C-Castle hamburgers. Ghetto administers paternity tests and his biggest customer is the L.A. Lakers. Big Cat became a millionaire in the construction industry. His only account is
re-doing cement jobs that were poured by the failed Murphy Cement Company.  Johnny Who-Tie was in charge of money laundering for the gang. He  was demoted after the first heist when he ruined  several hundred thousand dollars by mistakenly using the "heavy-duty spin cycle" at the local coin-op laundrymat. Who-Tie can now be seen operating a lemonade stand on Bringard Street.  Sise went for an around the world cruise with the Tropic Tan girls, but the latest rumors have him spotted in the northeast region living in Ted Kosinski's old shack. Click here to see what became of Ray "Paint it Black" Vasco.