What's the point? Who knows? Who cares? I think the point is something about fluffy stoat hair...but...I can't put my finger on it. In any case, here, for your enjoyment...for your special entertainment...for your lapdance, striptease, and penile enahancement is...(drum roll please...bring out the monkeys in tuxedos...and the breakdancing lemmings...) FAWIRE!!!!!!! THE SITE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!!!!!!!!!

Top Ten Reasons Why Gary Coleman Kicks Ass
10. His head is bigger than his torsoI love you, Gay Coleman!!
9. He could kick Webster's butt in a kickboxing tournament any day
8. He fits in all carry on luggage
7. He's good with children
6. He's the low-calorie Mr. T
5. Thanks to him, we'll always know what we're talking about
4. You can use him as a Pokemon...I CHOOSE YOU GARYCOLEMON!
3. Just add water, and your Gary Coleman will grow and grow...G...G...G...GARY!
2. He needs you more than you need him
1. He's hotter than David Hasselhoff naked on top of Kit




I found Waldo...he was in my pants.
I'm on a journey of self discovery I'm pants!





Fun for the whole family





Ok...by this point you're probably wondering what's wrong with this site...or what's wrong with its creators...do not fret...it'll all become clear...right about now...a little about us, first...I (the writingy, creativey, psychotically cool Fonz-like one) am an escapee from a mental institution...I was committed by my parents at age 3 and given harsh drug treatments and shock therapy for my disorder (my disorder? Being a rebel...and a loner, Dottie...) The OTHER one of us (the technical, pallid, Christopher Lloyd comp sci guy of love) is against vaginal creme usage...and advocates color forms...now...what's it all about? We're trying to show the entire spectrum of life as we have come to know it...it's an extension of laugher, heartache, popcorn, and syphillus...it's the place to be for hip swingers, communist sympathizers, and hyperactive construction workers...yeah...everyone likes it...and finally, we just want to say...we make this site for the children...and we'd like to thank Jesus Christ for all his blessings...peace out...

....and WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!