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A Little Bit About Me
I was born Sept. 1998. I am a Tortoise Shell Calico (and all that and a bag of chips, I might add). I had a litter of kitties in 1999. Thank God they have all been adopted out. I am the Queen of this house and they were cramping my style to say the least! I own the place, but I let the humans stay here out of kindness. (Shhhhh, don't tell, but I was mad because they adopted Smokey a very stupid, lazy male cat, and my first born, I have been peeing behind the couch for months now, to mark my territory). Unfortunatly poor Smokey met with an untimely death and is no longer with us. May he rest in peace.
My Favorite Activities
I like to chase bugs. I like to play hide and go seek with one of my humans, Jordan. He is fun to play with. I like to sleep on top of my humans angel collection and knock them all off onto the floor. I think I only have one left to break. I like to scratch on the couch just to get yelled at, it cracks me up every time! HEHE! I also sometimes hide in the Mr. and Mrs. bedroom in their armoire, right on top of all the clean sheets while they are sleeping. HEHE. I am delicate you know, I need a soft spot to lay and shed. The napkin basket is also one of my favorite napping places.
My Funny Stories
I like to play hide and go seek with Jordan. I will hide behind the couch and he will creep around the couch to get me, and then I will go the other way and surprise him! He's so dumb, I get him everytime! HEHE. I like to walk right under my humans feet when I'm hungry, I try to trip them and get them to step on me, so I will get attention. HEHE. Also one of my favorite hanging spots is the bathroom. I prefer fresh shower water to my water bowl, so when my human gets done getting wet, I go take a longggg, slow drink. The toilet water is good too!
