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| What should you never do when you have a cold? Never kiss your honey, when your nose is runny, you may think its funny, but it`s snot. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies. Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell? He wanted to win the NOBEL prize. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away her W. Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships containing potato? Because no one can eat one potatoship. What kind of mouse doesnt eat cheese? A computer mouse. If chickens get up when roosters crow, when do ducks get up? At the quack of dawn. |
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