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Name: If I told you, the CIA may have to kill you.
Age: ditto
Gender: Male
Location: In the airvents of a major crack resource in Mexico.
Occupation: CIA Agent
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Who is Cat Spasms? Cat Spasms is a CIA agent currently completing top secret missions. Originally from Fyro Macedonia, his parents were kidnapped from his home at the age of 12. He was next. So he escaped the country, and turned to the USA. However, they wouldn't let him in UNLESS he did government work for 20 years. After trying the Post Office and White House Telephone Operator, he decided to give the CIA a try. It fit him perfectly.
Somehow, in all of this, Cat Spasms finds time to watch TV and operate online reality games.