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Please note, no opinions expressed by the cast are real. This is the FANTASY VERSION of TVR Fear Factor. ***Fear Factor music begins*** Imagine a place where all your fears ***Picture of a HUGE pile of snakes*** became reality ***Somebody pogosticking across a plank*** Where 6 contestants compete for $0 (thought you'd catch me there!!!) ***TC getting dragged through crock water by motor boat*** By facing their Fears in stunts. ***Somebody jumping from a boat's mast into the surrounding water*** At the end of the day "I can't eat THAT." whoever has the lowest stunt average ***Jonathon throwing up*** is eliminated. "Didn't YOUR mom tell you to eat your greens?" cat spasms said. But if they do the best at all 18 stunts we through at them "Here, kitty kitty kitty." They will become the winners! "YEEESSSS!!!" Colon J celebrated Of TVR Fear Factor!!! ***Fear Factor Logo*** ***Music ends*** The 6 contestants approach Cat, not sure what to expect on their first day! "Hello, to your first day of TVR Fear Factor, and since you should already know the rules, we shall get straight into our first stunt!!! It is the most important, cause its used as a tie breaker." Cat points to the top of a tall building: "YOU WILL BUNGEE JUMP FROM THERE!!! DURING YOUR FALL, YOU SHALL THROW A FRISBEE. IF YOU THROW TOO FAR, YOU WILL GET 0 POINTS!!! HOWEVER, IF YOU THROW IT UNDER A GIVEN DISTANCE, YOU WILL GET POINTS FOR HOW FAR IT TRAVELS!! THE CATCH IS THAT WE WON'T TELL YOU JUST HOW FAR THE LIMIT IS!" * "Little A, your up first!" Little A Groaned. She knew it was at a disadvantage. "I'm just going to throw my hardest, right when I jump. I am a pretty good thrower." * "Alright Little A, jump, now!!!!" a supervisor said "Here goes nothing." She said to herself * "There she goes, and she threw the frisbee hard. Its going over there." The crew began to run towards the frisbees landing point. "The string says 658, so do the math work Rob." Rob did a little math, and found her distance. "500 Feet." he said over the walky talkies. "YEEESSSS!!!" Little A said. "Little A, I'm sorry to say that is too far. You have 0 points!" "What!!!!! Oh well..." * "Alright, Pammi." "YEs, my turn!" * "I am not going to throw super hard, but I will try to throw hard still. I'm still a little confused about the rules, but I can win, maybe." Pammi said while getting strapped in. * "Jump away, Pammi!" Cat said over the walkie talkies. "Wooo Hooo!!!" She threw the frisbee, and it went flying. * "Thats going too far." S2X said. "Definetly!"Jonathon said. "Oh My God!!! LOOK, it landed on a building!!!!" "Up we go!!!!" a crew member commented. They began a long journey. * "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A TALL BUILDING???" TC whined. ***"I really think TC is a weakling. I'll be surprised if she lasts much longer. But she is a really sweet girl!" Colon said.*** * "Pammi," "Uh-huh." "You threw 495 feet..." "Too far?" "Yep!" * ***"It might sound mean, but it was a comfort that I wasn't the only one getting 0." Little A said*** * S2X stood at the top of the building. "CAn I go yet?" "No, you have to be put in the harness." "Darn..." * "Can I go yet." "Patience..." * "Can I go yet!" "Wait til they're done with the check * "NOW can I go???" "Yes, go, I plead." He immediatly jumped, and threw the frisbee. "YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" * "Its heading toward us, DUCK!!!" cat yelled. ***clunk*** "Owww!!! That hurt my head!" Pammi said. "500 feet, and we don't need math." Up in a building, S2X started whacking his head against the elevator's wall. * ***"I never did care too much for heights, but I've gotta try!" TC said.*** "OMG!!! THIS IS FUNN!!!!" * "Okay, the frisbee is stuck in a thermal, and it might take a while to land." "Well, its way past 500 marker, so she should get 0." "Darn it." TC's in the end landed at 787 feet away. * "Jonathon may go." He jumped, and threw the frisbee. "THIS IS AWESOME!!!!" He then saw his frisbee land, fairly far away. It had taken a direct route. "I think thats a little too far." * "Jonathon," "Yes," "You threw a 475, too far." "Darn it!!!" * "Okay, Colon J, you are the last one to go!" "You remembered!!! DANGIT!!!" ***"I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate Heights." * "Do I have to jump?" "No, you can quit and get 0." "Hmmm, I'll try." * "You may jump, Colon J." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" ***"I just dropped the frisbee in my fall, I was so scared!!!"*** * "Colon J," "Yep. I know I did bad!" "You did the best though!!! You threw 45 feet, earning you 45 points!!!" "YEEEEESSS!!!" Colon J began dancing in the elevator. *** "Okay guys, here is your rankings after the first day!" 1.Colon J 2.Jonathon 3.Pammi 4.TIE: S2X, Little A 5.TC. "Oh gosh, not good." TC mumbled. "You should know, the # of feet was 455." "So close." Jonathon sighed. *** The 6 gathered in a room for their second stunt, not knowing what to expect. "I'm in the lead by 45 points, but that could all change!" Colon said. "I feel that the biggest threat in the game overall is probably S2X. Colon might be in the lead but that was luck." Little A said. "Yes, I'm dead nervous about being in last, so hopefully, I will complete this stunt, some others won't, and then I'll be in 3rd or something!"TC said. "Hello, and welcome to your second stunt. So first how are you feeling?" "Fine" Pammi said. "Okay" S2X replied. "Confident." Colon J stated proudly. "Nervous" TC mentioned. "So/so" Little A answered. "I've got butterflies in my stomach." Jonathon admitted. "Well, some of you guys sound like your doing good. You have no reason to for our next stunt!" Cat clapped his hand, and a french maid came out with a platter. "Here we have escargot, or snails, as you probably call them." "Oh, no..." Pammi said. ***"I am a VERY particular eater." Pammi said.*** "Now, let us add a sauce to this, such as, melted worms and cheese sauce." "EEEEWWW!!!" Little A yelled. S2X laughed. ***"I can do this, I know I can!!!" S2X said."*** "YOU WILL ROLL A DIE!!!THE NUMBER YOU GET IS HOW MANY YOU HAVE TO EAT IN 2 MINUTES!!!! IF YOU DO, YOU EARN 30 POINTS! OTHERWISE, YOU EARN 0!!!" "Pammi, you are first." "Oh no..." "Okay, roll the die." A 5 came up. "We subtract one, so you must eat 4!" * "Ready, GO!!!" Pammi began to chew one of the delights. Making faces, squirming in her seat. "Thats one, in 35 seconds." She ate her third one finally. "30 seconds left." She popped the last one into her mouth. "3, 2, 1." ***"I attempted to swallow it at the last minute, but that didn't work."*** An escargot came flying out of Pammi's mouth. "I am sorry Pammi, but you didn't complete that stunt." ***groan*** "Jonathon, roll please." A 6 came up. "You must eat 5." * "GO!" He began chewing the first one. "UHL! UHL EHL UHG A..." "Come on Jonathon, you can get it down." He did finally at one minute. "I CAN DO THIS!!!" "He started to eat another, but then food came flying out." "UHG!" he cried out. "OMG!!!"Little A said. ***"I'm starting to get nervous here." Little A commented*** "WEll, you can still win if you want to eat your barf." "No thanks." "Alright, then...S2X?" * S2X has 4 to eat. "GO" S2X shoves all 4 in his mouth, and down his throat. 5 seconds later, he spits them out. "I'm NOT eating that!!!" * "Little A, your turn to roll." "1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1..." "Stop praying and roll!!!" Pammi said. She rolled. "1!!!!!!!" Little A screamed with joy!!! "Congrats Little A, you've automatically earned 30 points!" * "Okay, TC." She rolls a 6. "I think I can do this..." She said, encouraging herself. "Go!" She ate the first 2 at once. "Good strategy!!!" Colon said. At 58 seconds, she put in another 2. "Hey, its not that bad." TC said after eating her 4th. TC ate the last 3, and stuck her tongue out with 12 seconds left!!! "YOU HAVE EARNED AN EXTRA 30!!!" "YEAH!!!" * ***"I was all, 'YES! I'm now in second!'" "Alright, Colon, please roll." A 4 came up. "You must eat 3...GO!!!" Colon ate the 1st, no problem! "Tastes like pizza to me!" he said. He gobbled down the other 2, and finished. "OVER A MINUTE TO SPARE!!! Alright, here are the new standings: 1.Colon J, 75 2.Little A, 30 3.TC, 30 4.Jonathon, 0 5.Pammi, 0 6.S2X, 0 "Oh brother..." S2X said. "See you all tomorrow!!!" Cat said. *** The final 6 approached Cat Spasms, only 5 would survive the day. "Hello all, doing fine?" A mixture of answers came forward. "So, here we are, final stunt this week. Then you get 4 days of rest, including a move to a new city, and then on to 3 more stunts, one more departure. So, here we go!!!" Cat Spasms pointed to a maze. "YOU MUST ENTER THIS MAZE, THE CEILING IS 3 FEET HIGH, AND THE WIDTH IS 6 FEET. YOU MUST CRAWL THROUGH THIS DARK TUNNEL, FULL OF MANY SURPRISES, SEARCHING FOR FLAGS IN A 10 MINUTE PERIOD. THERE ARE A TOTAL OF 80 FLAGS, SO 80 POINTS IS HOW MUCH YOU CAN EARN, MAX. AND ONE LAST THING, WE HAVE INFARED CAMERAS SET UP, SO WE KNOW WHEN YOU GET A FLAG, AND WHEN YOU DON'T." "First to go today is, S2X!!! Better make it impressive, or Pammi or Jonathon will beat you." "I will set an impressive record." S2X said. * "Ready? GO!!!" S2X raced through the tunnels, grabbing flags here and there. * "Now, lets check the infared cameras. On the screen, we see S2x has 5 flags, and is splashing through the deep water, filling 1 foot of the tunnel. A snake slithers over his body. "Whoa, Pammi is going to flip out." *** "Its 5 minutes in, and he has 12 flags." "Twelve, whoa thats a lot!!!" Jonathon commented. A taratulla stepped on his hand. "AAAHCK!! GET THAT THING OFF ME!!! "WE also know his greatest fear now..." Cat said, "This stunt is great!!!" * "ALRIGHT, Time is up!!!" The cieling then lifted up off the small area, and S2x stood up. He soon found his way out. * "So, lets see, you have, 23 flags!!! Thats great, considering we hid them well. Now, Little A?" "Yes?" "Your turn!!!" ***Gulp*** "GO!!!" * Little A began to crawl through, and soon she came to a corner. "Whats this thing? Its moving!!! ITS A--" She screamed, "LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!! I WANT TO STOP EARLY!!!!" The ceiling was lifted, and when she came out, she had bruises. "Well, Little A, you did get 6 flags in time, but quit after 2 minutes. Why?" "I supposed I shouldn't say this to the other contestants, but I found a pit of scorpians, and they started biting me!!! At that point, I thought 'Out. You have 33 points, thats more than S2X!!!'" * Pammi crawled through the pathes, facing fears, but still moving!!! ***"That stunt was like a hell hole"*** "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" "I think she found the snakes." S2X laughed, and so did Little A. Soon, Pammi, found her way to the center of the maze: the only place with light. "Light? AhHck, can't see...A TIGER!!!!! A tiger was chained to a nearby wall, but there were 20 flags surrounding it. "Lets give you a try..." * A few seconds later, Pammi had called quits. She came out with a number of scratch marks. "Did you see that tiger!!!" She asked S2X? * "Well, Pammi, thats 10 flags, so you still are in last. TC?" TC approached the entrance of the Tunnel. "Go!!!" ***"When I went through, I ran into many creatures, like spiders and beetles, but never did find many flags."*** "10 minutes!!!" The ceiling lifted, and TC stood up. "Alright, you have 9 flags, which puts you in second in the standings right now with 39!!!" "Yes!!!" "Colon J? GO!!!" * "Is this a flag, no thats a spider...how bout that, now thats a snake..." "TIME" Cat yelled. Colon tood up with 3 flags. "WEll, you have a total score of 78! Good job!" * ***"So it now came down to me or Pammi. Could I find 11 flags?" Jonathon said later.*** "GO!" Jonathon began to crawl through the tunnel... ***"I was sooooo nervous then..."*** "TIME!!!!" Cat yelled out. Jonathon stood up, smiling at Pammi. He held up 8 flags. "You go on, I don't..." Jonathon said. ***"I was semi-glad Jonathon was gone, cause he was a fairly big threat. It made the game easier for me." S2X said.*** * "Well, sorry Jonathon, but you have to leave us now." "I know. I tried my hardest, and what can I say. Pammi beat me." Before he left, Jonathon hugged Pammi, and whispered,"Get that Colon out for me, he's annoying." "Okie-Dokie!" * A car drove off carrying one contestant, but 5 remain. At breakfast the next day: "Alright, pack everything up!!! We are going to Pammi's home state Florida!!!" Cat spasms said. "WOOO HOOO!!!" Pammi yelled. "Its a Clean Slate, and A New City, and I am going to move on to the NEXT!!!" S2X said to the camera. |
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