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Please note, no opinions expressed by the cast are real. This is the FANTASY VERSION of TVR Fear Factor. ***Fear Factor music begins*** Imagine a place where all your fears ***Picture of a HUGE pile of snakes*** became reality ***Somebody pogosticking across a plank*** Where 6 contestants compete for $0 (thought you'd catch me there!!!) ***TC getting dragged through crock water by motor boat*** By facing their Fears in stunts. ***Somebody jumping from a boat's mast into the surrounding water*** At the end of the day "I can't eat THAT." whoever has the lowest stunt average ***Jonathon throwing up*** is eliminated. "Didn't YOUR mom tell you to eat your greens?" cat spasms said. But if they do the best at all 18 stunts we throw at them "Here, kitty kitty kitty." They will become the winners! "YEEESSSS!!!" Colon J celebrated Of TVR Fear Factor!!! ***Fear Factor Logo*** ***Music ends*** Our 5 remaining contestants approach the camera. They are in a marshy area somewhere near Orlando. Pammi: "A lot of the people here don't care too much for Colon J. He does seem to get annoying, and is always in your face bragging. He better leave, like me and Jonathon hoped." S2X: "Little A is always overreacting to stunts. I mean, when Jonathon threw up 4 days ago, she was all wailing and screaming like you'd never seen somebody wail and scream. I hope she goes." Colon J: "Pammi is too old to be here. Come on, 42, and bungee jumping don't go together. And she is also trying to be everyone's Mom. God, I hate her." Little A: "S2X is about as arrogant as somebody can get. He's all, 'I'm the best', and then he's almost in last, yet still going on and on in that annoying voice. I'd enjoy seeing him take a walk of shame." Tomcollins: "I think everyone is getting along so well here. We're all just having fun, no grudges. I think everyone will be sad to see whoever leaves go." * They all walk over to Cat Spasms for their first stunt this episode. "Hello everyone, how are we doing, here just outside Orlando?" ***Mixed answers*** "Well, now that you've all survived the first week, you must be experts, and probably think you'll go through with flying colors, right?" "Heck no." Pammi said. "Okay, so some of you disagree, but for those who do think that, be prepared for your first stunt. Ready?" "YOU WILL BE PULLED BY A MOTORBOAT AT 40 MPH, HOLDING ONTO A HANDEL CONNECTED BY ROPE TO THE BOAT, THROUGH THIS WATER, FILLED WITH MANY ALLIGATORS AND OTHER CREATURES! THE ROUTE YOU WILL TAKE HAS MANY CURVES, AND EXPECT SUDDEN TURNS TO AVOID ALIIGATORS, BUT YOU MIGHT HIT THEM STILL!!! THERE ARE BOUYS EVERY 3 YARDS, AND FOR EACH BOUY YOU PASS, YOU EARN A POINT." "Now remember, this time, since you have a previous score, the tiebreaker is your previous score." "Well, S2X, are you ready? Your up first." "Alright!" * "So, S2X, are you at all nervous?" "A little." "Just a little?" "Yep! Just a little." "No fear of Alli's?" "Nope, even though my sister got attacked by one when we went to the zoo in Honalulu." "Oh. Well then, good luck." "Thanks!" * "READY, GO!" The boat began to drag S2X. It swerved and curved through the water. "WOOOO HOOO!!!" Suddenly, there was a bump over a log, and S2X was thrown off. * "Okay, he let go, after passing 10 bouys." "Thats all." Colon said. "Its harder than it looks." Cat commented. * "Well, what happened? Everyone here thought you would go farther, except me." "There are a couple of bumps on the ride, and one finally got to me, and I let go." * "Pammi, your turn." "Darn it." * "I don't feel comfortable around snakes or alligators, and both I understand lurk in the water, so I was nervous." * "GO!" Pammi holds on tight, trying to stay on. She reaches the same bump as S2X, but manages to hang on. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" * "Well, Pammi apparently doesn't realize she has passed you, becasue she has hung on for 20 bouys!" "WHOA!" S2X said, in shock. * "WHHHHYYYYY DDDIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD IIIII DOOOOO THHHIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!" Finally, Pammi reached a huge bump, and let go. * "Pammi, congrats to you! You just earned 45 points!!!" "OMG, no joke. "No joke." "YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!" * "I had my eyes closed the whole time, so I didn't realize I'd gone that far until Cat Spasms told me." * "Okay, TC, your turn." "Uh-Oh." * "ARE YOU READY TC." "No..." "What's wrong?" "I'm scared I'll fail." "You will if you don't try it. Are you ready?" Pause. "I guess." * "GO!" The boat started up, and began to speed through the water, and suddenly, her leg was caught on to something, and she let go. TC blinked, "What happened?" Then she saw, her leg had gotten caught in an Alligator's mouth. "AAAAHHH!!! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!!!" * "Okay guys, TC's leg got caught in an Alligator." "Oh my god." S2X said. "How the heck did that happen?" Pammi asked. "I'm afraid we don't know." * "That was the worst moment of my entire life. I hope nothing like that happens again on this show." * "TC, you did pass 6 bouys, so you do have 6 points. Okay, Little A." ***Groan*** * "I'm having to go, on a very very bad note." * "Ready LA?" "Yeah." "GO!" Little A started to travel in the water, but almost instantly let go. "DAMN IT!" * "I was so concentrated on calming my fear, I wasn't prepared for being dragged at 40 miles per hours." * "Well, sorry about that Little A, but you did pass 3 bouys." Little A's head hung. "Now, Colon, Its your turn." "PAMMI, YOUR GOING DOWN!!!!" * "Are you ready Colon?" "More than ever." "GO!" Colon J started whizzing by many bouys, but then came to the same spot S2X let go on. "Ooofff!" he said, as his arms waved up in the air. * "Okay, Colon, you let go at the exact same place that S2X let go at. You have recieved 10 points." Colon sighed, dissappointed. * "I really thought I would do 10 times better, but I guess I was wrong." * "Well, all I can say is that definetly, some people faced their fears today. I will see you tommorrow." "Bye Cat." The 5 said in unison, and then walked off into the sunset. * * The next day, the teams gather back in Orlando, the 5 gathered at a diner. "Hello everyone, are you ready for your 5th stunt on this season?" Again, mixed answers came from the group. "Lets get straight into our first stunt." He placed in front of each of the contestants a plate with some odd looking food. THIS IS ARMADILLO INTESTINES. YOU WILL BE GIVEN 1 MINUTE TO EAT AS MANY AS YOU CAN. FOR EACH ONE YOU EAT, YOU GAIN 5 POINTS. YOU WILL ALL DO THIS AT THE SAME TIME. IF YOU THROW UP AT ALL, YOU GAIN 0 POINTS, NO MATTER HOW MANY YOU ATE. "So, chow down. The minute starts now." At first, the contestants stared at their plates. TC was the first to dare to take a bite. She made a face, but continued to chew. Soon, all the contestants began to eat, except for one. "I really felt uncomfortable about the Intestines. I mean, their probably was half digested food in there." Colon said. Suddenly, out of the blue, S2X lost his cookies. "TIME!!!" The contestants stopped, as S2X ran for the bathroom. "Well, S2X get 0, even though he did lick his plate clean. Pammi, Little A, and TC, each of you ate 2. That gives you the scores of 55, 13, and 16. Colon J, you never ate any, so you recieve 0 also." S2X came back cursing under his breath, "If I could have kept it down, I would have been much farther ahead than tied for last." The current standings are: 1. Pammi- 55 2. TC-16 3. Little A- 13 4. TIE: S2X & Colon J- 10. "The standings have gotten fairly mixed up now. Have a good rest, with this short stunt behind you, and get ready for one of your member's final stunt, tommorrow." The teams quickly left the diner. * * Teams approached their final stunt. They were on the top of a tall building. "Hello again!" "Hello." "For one of you, today may be the last time you see me. This will be determined after our final stunt. After yesterday's quick stunt, are you ready." 5 heads nodded. YOU WILL POLE VAULT ACROSS THIS BUILDING TO ANOTHER FOR EVERY METER YOU TRAVEL, YOU EARN A POINT. HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T VAULT FAR ENOUGH, OR VAULT TOO FAR, IN OTHER WORDS NOT REACHING THE OTHER BUILDING OR GOING OVER THE BUILDING, YOU WILL RECIEVE 0 POINTS. "And first up we have, Little A." ***gulp*** * "Pammi is the only one to have an extremely high score, so its anyone's game, except for Pammi, who doesn't need to even do the stunt." S2X informed us. * "Am I scared? Yes. Very scared. Not just because of the hieght of this building, but I think it might be my time to go." TC said. * "Here we go!" Little A said. She ran, placed the pole firmly in the ground, and landed on the other side. "THATS 13! METERS!" "Alright!" Little A cheered. "So, next up is TC." Cat said. "Can I please go a little later?" "Sorry, but its now or never." * "I'm gonna kill myself doing this." Tomcollins said. She ran towards the building, planted the pole, and landed, ahead of Little A's Mark. "TC, you have 18, and are therefore safe!" "WOOOHOOO!!!" * "I didn't see anything hard about that stunt, just getting the distance was fairly troublesome." * Colon landed, between TC and Little A's marks. "16! You are now tied with Little A in last." "YEEESSSS!!!" Colon J celebrated. "Oh @#$%@#$." Little A whispered to herself. * "Pammi, are you sure you want to do this stunt. You don't have to." cat said. "I know, but the past total being a tie breaker from now on, I want to make up for the first episode." "Well, its up to you. Good Luck." * Pammi lifted into the air, flying across the building, and almost went over it. "Pammi, you were 2 meters away from the edge!!! Thats 20 extra points for you!" "75!!! ALRIGHT!!!" * "It all comes down to S2X or me," Little A said. "He has to get 16 or less for me to stay in, since I got a higher score last time. If he goes farther, then its a tie between me and Colon, and since colon had almost 80 last time, I'd go home." * "OK S2X!!! WE'RE ALL WAITING!!!!" S2X ran towards the end of the first building. He planted his pole, and flew over to the other side, landing fairly far. "THATS 18!!!" S2X started dancing around the roof, while Little A sulked in the corner. * "Well, Little A, I'm afraid you are to depart from us now." "I just wish I could stay a little longer, one more stunt." "I wish you could too, but for now, you depart, and 4 great players will have to move on." * "I was the one to get Little A out! And I'm happy!!!" S2X said. "I feel bad for Little A. She was a good competitor." Pammi said. *** The next morning, after some fun at Disney World, Cat greeted them with some news. "Alrighty folks, time to go just a little farther across the country to..." The 4 listened up. "Nashville. Tennessee! Pack up your things, we are leaving NOW!" "Country Music! Uugh!" S2X yelped. |
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