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Please note, no opinions expressed by the cast are real. This is the FANTASY VERSION of TVR Fear Factor. ***Fear Factor music begins*** Imagine a place where all your fears ***Picture of a HUGE pile of snakes*** became reality ***Little A pogosticking across a plank*** Where 6 contestants compete for $0 (thought you'd catch me there!!!) ***TC getting dragged through crock water by motor boat*** By facing their Fears in stunts. ***Somebody jumping from a boat's mast into the surrounding water*** At the end of the day "I can't eat THAT." whoever has the lowest stunt average ***Jonathon throwing up*** is eliminated. "Didn't YOUR mom tell you to eat your greens?" cat spasms said But if they do the best at all 18 stunts we throw at them "Here, kitty kitty kitty." They will become the winners! "YEEESSSS!!!" Colon J celebrated Of TVR Fear Factor!!! ***Fear Factor Logo*** ***Music ends*** LAST TIME: Little A was voted back into the game...now we continue from where we left off! "Ready for your first stunt?!?!" "YEAH!" Little A yelled out happily. 5 trapiezes came down from a water tower a short ways off. "YOU WILL HANG ON THOSE TRAPIEZES 30 FEET IN THE AIR. WHOEVER STAYS ON THE LONGEST WINS. THE CATCH IS, TONS OF WATER WILL BE POURING ON YOU AT THAT SAME TIME." As the contestants saw just how much water was going to be pounded on them, they all gasped. "AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH," Cat continued, "WE WILL BE BLASTING COUNTRY MUSIC WHILE YOU HANG." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" S2X yelled out. "Points are earned by how long you hang. Its 1 point for each second. You will all do this at the same time." * The contestants were strapped into their harnesses, and walked out onto the trapieze. "Alright, we are first going to have you hang!" Cat said. The were raised off the ground. * "When that happened, I almost fell. Fortunately, I managed to hang on." S2X said later. * "Take a deep breath, and bring out the water!" Cat yelled. Water began hammering down on all 5 contestants. Little A suddenly slipped. "DANG IT!" she yelled out. * "I want to continue on for as long as possible." Little A said later, "And getting 0 in that stunt didn't help much." * Colon J soon after fell. * "That wasn't good for my life plans. TC is perfect for me, and I don't want to leave her to face her fears alone." he said. * "Are you ready for the music?" Cat yelled over the water. "YES!" Pammi yelled back, trying to not swallow water. "Alright then." The music began to play. "AAHCK!" S2X screamed, when the music began. * "Up there, it was harsh, and I couldn't take it. So I let go." S2X said. * As S2X fell to the ground, Pammi followed shortly. "That wasn't fun." She said when she had reached the bottom. TC was up there for a short while longer, but after 8 seconds, she also let go. "Tomcollins, alright! You have earned 8 points! Pammi, you have 6, S2X, you have 5, and Little A and Colon J, I'm sorry to say that you both have 0, but all this can change, in our next stunt!" "I hope so." said Colon J, smiling at TC. "Will you cut that out." she said, glaring at him. But Colon J continued to smile. * The 5 entered a large warehouse, full of hay. "Good Morning!" Cat greeted them. "Good Morning Indeed." Pammi replied. "Ready for your next insane stunt." "Not really, but sure." S2X said. "Alright then. For this stunt, we first need you to stand on your head over by that wall." Everyone looked at each other bewildered. "Just do as I say, please." Cat begged. All the contestants began to stand on their head. First to topple over was Colon J. "5. Remember your number." "I need to take more head-standing lessons I guess." Colon joked. Pammi began to laugh, and as a result fell over. "Ow." she said. "4" Cat said. TC soon fell over also. "3" Cat said. For the next few minutes, S2X and Little A stood on their heads. "Come on you guys, one of you fall over." Cat said, "We can't take all day." Just as he said that, S2X rolled backwards. "2 for S2X. Little A, you can stop now, you are #1." Little A got off her head. "Is that a good thing or a bad one?" she asked. "Its good, for your number represents the number of these." Cat whisked a cloth off a container, revealing a number of snakes. "Snakes, very common to Nashville. You may have seen some of them while you were here. Pammi squirmed looking at the snakes. "Oh god no." she said. "Of course, these are just pathetic little local ones found in the country. We have imported some JUST for you! Bring them out!" 2 guys brought out a tub of huge snakes. "YOU ARE TO WRESTLE THESE BEAUTIES INTO THIS BATHTUB, AND SCRUB OFF A FEAR FACTOR LOGO WE HAVE PUT ON THEM. THEN NUMBER YOU HAVE RECIEVED IS THE NUMBER OF SNAKES YOU MUST DO SO WITH. YOU PUT ALL YOUR SNAKES INTO THE BATHTUB WITHIN 2 MINUTES, YOU RECIEVE 5 POINTS. YOU THEN SCRUB OFF THE LOGO ON ALL OF THEM, YOU WILL RECIEVE 20 points." Colon J, since you have the most, you go first." 5 snakes were dumped into a pen, in which Colon J stepped into. "GO!" Cat yelled. Colon J ran around the pen. "Come on, get in here." he said. "Ouch, this looks tough!" Little A said. Colon J ran around, trying to get one in. "Come on, grab him." Cat yelled. He finally did. As he ran towards the tub, he tripped over another snake. "Oof!" he yelled. "Klutz." TC muttered. "5,4,3,2,1. Colon J, you didn't get any into the bathtub, let along wash the logos off, so I'm sorry to say, but you don't earn any more points." "Pammi." "Oh no, I'm not getting in there." she said. "At least try it." Little A encouraged her. "No way Jose!" "Are you not attempting?" Cat asked. "Yes." "Okay then, you recieve 0. TC, are YOU ready?" "You can bet on that!" "Put 3 in!" Cat said, "Go!" TC slowly walked over to one unsuspecting snake. She suddenly stomped her foot, and the snake dashed off towards the direction of the bathtub. "After watching Colon J, I realized the snakes don't like noise, and will run from it. So I decided to try and drive them near the tub, then wash them." "Alright Tom Collins!" Cat yelled. TC put her second snake into the tub. "One more, and you will have 5 points!" Colon J yelled, "You can do it!" "30 seconds." Cat said, as she got her last one in the tub. "Scrub! SCRUB! SCRUB!!!" Colon J yelled. "5,4,3,2,1. TC, you do have them all in the tub, so you earn 5 points." "S2X, your next." * "I wasn't bothered at all about the snakes. The thing is, they were hard to catch." * "GO!" Cat yelled. S2X slowly crept up to the first snake, and stomped. "You copy catter." Tomcollins joked. S2X grabbed at the snake, but he squiggled out of his hands. "Come on..." S2X said, "A little closer." "1 minute left." Cat said. "Alright, thats it." S2X grabbed both of the snakes at once, and tossed them into the tub. "Whoa, strong man!" Pammi kidded. S2X grabbed the sponge, and began to scrub. * "I swear my ink was wrigged. It refused to come off." he said. * "5,4,3,2,1. S2X, you also got them in the tub. You recieve 5 points." "Little A, your up!" * "I had developed my own strategy for that stunt." Little A said later, "I was going to scrub the logo off, so I'd know I'd get 20 points, and THEN put them in the bathtub. Unfortunately, I hadn't listened to the directions carefully." * "2 minutes starts NOW!" Little A grabbed the sponge, and began to scrub the logo off. "Aahh...getting the easy part done first." S2X said. "Should've thought of that." TC said. "Little A, you have 1 minute to get it into the tub." * "At that point, my mistake hit me. I had already scrubbed off the logo, but that didn't do much good." * "DOH!" Little A yelled out. She grabbed the snake, but it leaped out of her hands. "Come on, get in, PLEASE!" "May I remind you, snakes don't speak English." Cat said. Little A dumped him halfway into the tub. "You have 10 seconds to get him all the way in." Little A quickly tried to push the tail in, as the snake tried to climb out. "3,2,1. Little A, you did scrub off the logo, but they weren't in the tub, so you get nothing." "Oh joy." she said. *** Current Standings: 1.Tomcollins-13 points 2.Stoned2xtreme-10 points 3.Pammi-6 points 4. (Tie) Little A and Colon J.-0. *** TC sat in her Hotel room, resting for the next day by reading a book. "It feels great to be in the lead." TC said. Suddenly, her phone rang. "Hello?" she answered. "Meet me in the bar." A voice said. "Umm..Who is this?" "Just be there." he said. "...Okay..." TC replied. * TC entered the bar to find Colon J, slumped by the counter, looking lonely. "Hey Colon, did you call me?" she asked. "Another beer please." he asked the bar tender. "Oh, I don't drink." "I know. Its for me." he said, "You see, I just realized I might not make I tomorrow." Colon said. "Yeah. So?" "SO! Its everything to do with our relationship. If we wanna get married, we need to make it into the final 2 AND win!" "Married..." "And then we'll have kids, and live a happy life. An all American one." "Umm..Colon, you do know I'm Canadian, and that I don't want to get married to you." Colon J began to sulk. "Okay...err...bye. See you tomorrow." "I thought you loved me. I loved you!" Colon yelled after her. "You thought wrong." TC replied, "I think you've just drinken too much." *** The 5 remaining Contestants approached their final stunt, located at a ranch. "Did everyone get a good sleep last night?" "Definetly! 12 hours!" S2X said. "So, you should be ready for this bad boy...or horse!" 3 horses came running around from out back. "THESE 3 HORSES ARE THE WORST 5 IN TOWN, AND ARE KNOWN AS THE BUCKING BRONCOS! THEY HATE BEING RIDDEN, AND THEY WILL KICK, ROLL ON THE GROUND, AND DO ANYTHING TO GET A PERSON OFF THEM. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY HATE WATER, SO YOU ARE GOING TO RIDE THESE GUYS DOWN A STREAM, COLLECTING FLAGS. EACH ONE IS WORTH ONE POINT. YOUR TURN ENDS ONCE YOU'VE FALLEN OFF!" "Now since we currently have a tie, and this is one of our hardest stunts in the game, we have also a tie-breaker stunt. But first, lets get to this. Pammi, you are first." * "I was panicking when I was getting strapped onto that thing. I thought I would die!" * "RELEASE HER!! The bronco began to kick and run, screaming through the water. Pammi Tried to grab at a flag, but fell off. "Dang, that hurt!" she yelled. "S2X, Go!" His horse began to race down the river, neighing like mad. S2X grabbed a flag, but in the process fell off. "One for S2X." "Colon J!" Colon J was immediatly flung into the air. "I didn't have a good grip." He said. "Tomcollins!" TC grabbed the first thing she saw: A stick. With it, she snagged a flag, then fell into the water. "1 for TC!" "Now Little A, if you get one, you automatically move on." Cat said, "but if you don't we'll have a tie, and then we'll bring on the tie-breaker stunt we had prepared." "Alright!" Little A said. "Let 'er rip!" * "I was so concentrated on staying on the horse, I forgot entirely about the flags." "Come on, Little A, grab one of them!" Pammi yelled. Suddenly, Little A landed straight on her back. "Oh gosh, that wasn't good." Little A said. * "Okay, like our producers suspected, we have a tie between Little A and Colon J for last place. However, since we were planning this, we had a stunt prepared. Are you ready for it?" "Sure am!" Colon J said. First, a bronco was brought out into the river. Then Rain began to pour onto the horse, as country music played. And then 2 snakes were realeased. "WHEN I SAY GO, YOU ARE GOING TO RUN IN THERE, AND GRAB A SNAKE, THEN BUT THEM INTO THAT TUB. ONCE THE SNAKE IS IN THE TUB, YOU WILL TAKE THE TUB WITH YOU, STRAP IT SECURELY ONTO THE BRONCO, AND THEN RIDE TO THE FINISH. THE LAST ONE THERE IS ELIMINATED." "GO!" Cat yelled. "Come on Little A!" Pammi yelled. "Yeah A!" Tc added. "Go Colon J!" S2X screamed at the top of his lungs. Colon J quickly got his snake into the tub, and then strapped it on. But then, he had trouble getting on the Bronco. "Stand still!" He yelled. Little A eventually got her snake into the tub, then strapped it on. Both her and Colon J were off at about the same time. "COME ON COLON!!!" "ANITA ANITA ANITA!!!" Suddenly, Colon J's snake Tub fell off his horse, giving enough time for Little A to cross the finish line. "Colon J, I am sorry to say this, but we have to eliminate you." "Shoot, I thought I could win this thing with TC, but I guess I was wrong." He walked off silently, wishing he could stay on. "That was way way way too close." Little A said. "Hey, I'm not missing him!" Pammi said. "Same." Tc agreed. "Well, I dunno..." S2X, "He was kind of funny..." "Yeah, I guess so." Little A said. *** The next day, Cat greeted the remaining 4 at breakfast. "I am very glad to inform you all that we are now moving on to Chicago!" "Oh no, Sears Tower." Little A gulped. "Hey, It should be fine." Pammi said. The 4 piled into a plane, and flew off to another the Windy City. |
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