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Please note, no opinions expressed by the cast are real. This is the FANTASY VERSION of TVR Fear Factor. ***Fear Factor music begins*** Imagine a place where all your fears ***Picture of a HUGE pile of snakes*** became reality ***Little A pogosticking across a plank*** Where 6 contestants compete for $0 (thought you'd catch me there!!!) ***TC getting dragged through crock water by motor boat*** By facing their Fears in stunts. ***Pammi jumping from a boat's mast into the surrounding water*** At the end of the day "I can't eat THAT." whoever has the lowest stunt average ***Jonathon throwing up*** is eliminated. "Didn't YOUR mom tell you to eat your greens?" cat spasms said But if they do the best at all 18 stunts we throw at them "Here, kitty kitty kitty." They will become the winners! "YEEESSSS!!!" Colon J celebrated Of TVR Fear Factor!!! ***Fear Factor Logo*** ***Music ends*** The 3 remaining contestants approached the camera. They are coming to the harbor in San Fransisco. TC: "Well, I was upset that Little A couldn't make it into the Final 3, but there isn't much I can do about that. This time around, S2X is going. Not only because of the all-girl alliance, but also he is a stronger competitor than Pammi." * They all walk onto a boat, with the "Fear Factor" Logo. It is the style from the 1600's, masts and all. * S2X: "Things are going really well for me! I came to San Fran, and got my name changed for fun, so now I'm S2X! Then, Little A went last week again, which made me glad. Finally, I'm starting to face my more than before, so I think I can succeed easily. * The Boat begins to leave the docks, taking the contestants out into the ocean. * Pammi: "I feel fairly confident now about winning this thing. It couldn't be too hard. The others will play hard, I know that, but I think I'm going to play the hardest in the end." * "Everyone here and alive?" "Yep." "Glad to hear nobody has gone overboard...yet." The contestants shivered at the comment. "So, do you wanna get straight to the stunt?" "Yeah, enough talk. I do that too much already." Pammi joked. Chuckles were heard throughout the group. Cat then said,"Right now, underneath this boat, there are 3 glowsticks hanging out in the water, which today is 40 degrees F." "Thats cold..." S2X said. "But let me explain the FULL stunt." A bungee cord suddenly came down from above. "YOU WILL PUT THIS CORD ON, AND CLIMB UP TO THAT FLAG, NEAR THE TOP OF THE BOAT. IT IS A CONFUSING PATH OF LADDERS, ROPES, AND MORE. ONCE THERE, YOU WILL STEP OUT ONTO THAT BEAM, AND CRAWL ALONG IT OUT UNTIL YOU REACH THE EDGE, WHEN YOU WILL BE HANGING OVER THE WATER. YOU SHALL TAKE YOUR BUNGEE OFF, AND DIVE INTO THE WATER. THEN YOU MUST GO UNDERWATER, AND FIND A GLOWSTICK ALONG THE BOAT'S SIDE. YOU SHALL THEN BREAK TO THE WATER'S SURFACE. THE PERSON WHO DOES THIS THE FASTEST GETS 20 POINTS, SECOND GETS 10, AND 3RD GETS 5, IF THEY FINISHED THE STUNT. IF YOU DON'T COMPLETE THE STUNT, YOU SHALL GET 0. "Now, we have randomly selected who goes first, and that is TC." "Yahoo..." she said. * "So, how do you feel about this stunt?" Cat asked her. "Not too bad actually. The height of that mast is a little bothersome, but I'm used to the cold Water." "Oh, you Canadians. Get on with the stunt." * "Ready?" "Sure am." "GO!" TC climbed up the ropes and ladders fairly quickly, carefully choosing each step. "Pay attention to how she gets there. Then you won't have to figure out." Cat suggested. "I know, I know..." Pammi said. TC reached the flag fairly quickly, in about 2 minutes. "Here goes nothing..." She dove into the water, and immediatly went under. "Whoa! She actually dove underwater there. Thats going to save time." TC came to the surface, with the glowstick. "2:26!" Cat called out. "ALRIGHT!!!" Tc said, jumping out of the water happily. "So...S2X?" "Umm..yeah." "Your turn..." he added. * "I was getting somewhat panicked, with this stunt." S2X said. * "GO!!!" Cat called. S2X climbed up quickly to the sail. "Dang! Look at that monkey go!" Cat said, "He's going to beat you." "Yeah, but a Hawaiian in cold water? I don't think so." TC added. Everybody, including the crew, laughed. S2X then reached the flag. "Well, that was in 1:30." "Ouch! TC is going to get beat this time!" Pammi commented. Suddenly, S2X fell from the beam, but the bunge cord saved him. "OH NO!!!" Cat yelled out. S2X groaned. "Well, S2X, I'm sorry to say, but you haven't completed this stunt, and have recieved 0 points. But if Pammi here..." "Oh, don't even think thats going to happen!" Pammi said confidently, "Not only will I complete the stunt, I'm gonna BEAT TC!" "Now thats the spirit!" Cat said. * "GO!" cat yelled. Pammi climbed up the flags fairly quickly. "She's going S2X's pace." Cat said to TC, "How do you feel about that." "Umm...Slow?" Pammi reached the flag, crawled along the mast, then dove into the water. "She's at 1:30..." Pammi came to the surface. "I can't find the glowsticks...where are they?" "They're there, you have to look for them. She dove back under. "2 minutes!" Cat called out. She came back to the surface for a breath of air, then went under. "5 seconds..." Cat called out. A short while later, Pammi came to the surface. "I DID IT!" she yelled. "Yes, you completed the stunt, but TC's time held by 6 seconds." "I DID--Darn it..." "So, TC, you get 20 points, Pammi, you get 10, while S2X, you get nothing. But this can all change tomorrow. I'll see you then." The contestants walked off the ship, towards another day. * The contestants arrived at Fisherman's Warf. "So, how are all of you doing?" Cat asked them. "Not too good after yesterday..." S2X said. "Hey, don't worry, today you have a new chance! With this guy." Cat pulled a cloth off a platter, containing a white fist, with some green and purple spots. "UUUGH!!!" Pammi yelled out, "WHAT IS THAT???" "This, my friends, is rotten seabass, a tasty dish in someparts of the world. Now, it shall be your dish. YOU WILL HAVE 2 MINUTES TO EAT ONE OF THESE. DO SO, YOU GET 10 POINTS. DON'T, NOTHING." "Now, we have agreed that all of you shall get the first bite at the same time. Ready?" All the contestants picked up their forks and knifes. "GO!!!" He yelled out. All the contestants took a bite. Immediatly, TC ran over towards the bucket and spat it out. "Oh, just a warning, TC had taken a bit of the green on her first bite." "That was HORRID!!! UGH!!!" She yelled out, hacking like mad. "Hey, its over, don't worry." Meanwhile, the two others were chowing down. Suddenly, Pammi gave up, running towards the her bucket. "That was awful! Don't make me eat that again!" she said. "Okay, S2X, its up to you, and your half way done." * "I was really really trying hard, but I just couldn't do it. My stomach couldn't take it." * S2X threw up on his plate. A bucket was handed to him, which he then used. "I'm sorry to say guys, but nobody has earned any points today. The Score stands exactly the same..." "Oh well, I'll do my best tomorrow." S2X said. "We shall see...I'll see you then." * Current Standings: 1. TC=20 2. Pammi=10 3. S2X=0 * The remaining 3 approached the last stunt. "So, you are right now coming to this last stunt. How do you feel?" Mixed answers arose. "Aw, the usual answers. Well, today we don't have a usual stunt. We've got: A bicycle race!" He jestered towards the road in front of them. "HERE IS A 5 MILE ROUTE AROUND SAN FRANSISCO TO A FINISH LINE. THE GOOD NEWS IS, ITS ALL DOWNHILL. FIRST, YOU SHALL GO DOWN THIS ROAD, THE STEEPEST IN THE WORLD. JUST COASTING WILL SEND YOU 40 MPH MINIMUM. ONCE YOU REACH THIS STREET HER, YOU SHALL MAKE A TURN, AND HEAD TOWARDS LOMBARD STREET, THE CURVIEST IN THE WORLD. YOU SHALL BIKE DOWN THIS. THIS ROAD IS ALSO FAIRLY STEEP. ONCE DONE WITH THAT, YOU SHALL GO STRAIGHT ON TOWARDS THE FINISH LINE, THAT ROAD ALSO BEING VERY VERY STEEP. THIS WORKS SIMILAR TO THE FIRST. WHATEVER YOUR TIMES ARE(Seconds), THAT IS HOW MUCH YOU EARN." "Well, since you will all be going at the same time, hop on your bikes." All the contestants did. * "This was it for me, I knew I was getting eliminated. I couldn't get that far ahead." S2X said. * "I really didn't know how this would turn out, it hit me it could be my turn." TC said. * "I can only hope all this works out. Thats all I can say." Pammi said. * "GO!!!" Pammi raced into the lead, speeding down the hill, S2X trying to follow, but not going as fast. TC was having trouble, taking last. "COME ON YOU GUYS!!!" Pammi raced around the corner, leaving her two teammates in the dust. TC managed to catch up with S2X, as they reached the flat part. Pammi headed over towards Lombard, and began to swerve around its swerves. "Pammi, you are in the lead by 15 seconds. TC and S2X got ahead. "Right now, you guys are at 10 minutes." S2X pulled ahead as he dove towards the finish line, just as Pammi crossed. "This is one fast stunt...PAMMI, YOU ARE FIRST!!!" "YES!!!!" she yelled out. * "I had put my bike on really high gears, which pulled me ahead on the downhills." * S2X pulled ahead of TC one final time. He finished, soon followed by TC. * "Okay guys, I'm sure you want to know how many points each of you earned, right?" "You bet." "Well, the person in last gets 0, so TC, you have a total of 20. The others get points based on how many seconds ahead they were ahead of the last placed person. Pammi, you were first, beating TC by 27 seconds.S2X... ***pause*** ...You were ahead by 13 seconds. Therefore, Pammi has a total of 37, TC has a total of 20, and S2X has a total of 13. I am sorry, but you have to go." "Oh well. I have had a great time here!" he said. * "Yes, I was slightly disappointed, but I couldn't do anything." S2X said. * S2X walked away. As soon as he had left, Tc yelled out, " GIRL POWER!!!!" "Congrats to you, TC and Pammi, you are definetly in the finals. However, there is one more vote on, and 2 final eliminations before one is declared THE WINNER OF TVR FEAR FACTOR!!! "THIS IS AWESOME!!!" Pammi said happily. * "S2X is a great guy, but Pammi and me were getting to be pretty good friends. I'm fairly happy we're in the final 2." * "May the best woman win!" Pammi said happily, "Or man, if one is voted back on." *** After a delicous breakfast, Cat greeted the two ladies. "So, are you ready to move on to the final rounds." "Yes." "We are going to LA!!!" "YAHOO!!!" TC said, jumping in the air. *** Next time, the finale of TVR Fear Factor, with the most insane stunts you've ever seen. "Surfing is very popular here, you know that?" "Yep!" Pammi said. "So, why don't you go surfing while you are here, but we'll add in something else..." "WHAT THE HECK???" * "You must keep dancing. However long you last is the number of points you get. But there is some stuff we've thrown in..." "Oh no..." "An ourderve, sinorita?" "What is that?" "Well, after the first two stunt, we have an elimination..." * As the final 2 compete in an ultimate task. "I CAN'T REACH IT!!!" "Keep trying!!!" |
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