Here are some jokes we've found for you. We are looking to replace these with jokes from people around school. So to all teachers, pupils, governors etc... please feel free to submit your jokes to us by send it to our email address.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't pronounce my 'F's, 'T's and 'H's!

Doctor: Well you can't say fairer than that then!

 

An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant walks over and kicks the turtle clean across the river to the other side.

"Why did you do that?" asks a nearby giraffe.

"Because I recognise that turtle as the same one that bit my trunk 47 years ago in this same river." replied the elephant.

"That's a pretty good memory you've got there." says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant "Turtle Recall."