Triumph will be ours!
Welcome, evil associates. Here is my plan for ruling
Bansia, the golden litter box land. In this place, cats are
treated like gods and abandoned kittens are given new homes.
I will rule all the kittens and their caretakers! I will
use the hidden power of oatmeal to rule the world! Eating
it causes humans to obey all white cats for 23 minutes, and
then I shall invade Bansia!
Hey, what was that noise?
Get out of here!