This is my phaser rifle there are many like it but this one is mine. My phaser rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.

My phaser rifle, without me is useless. Without my phaser rifle, I am useless. I must fire my phaser rifle true. I must shoot straighter than any enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....

My phaser rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that is the hits that count. We will hit...

My phaser rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my phaser rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed. My phaser rifle and myself are the defenders of my Federation. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours my life. So be it, until victory is The Federation and there is no enemy, but Peace........................