The Trouble With Parallels

by Scott McClenny

An L&S/Dual!Parallel Trouble Adventure Crossover,in which the girls find that eating at
a new Japanese restruant is more trouble than
it costs.
 
Scene 1: Inside the kitchen of the newly opened

Zinyv Japanese restruant.Dr.Sanada and Dr.
Rara are in one corner arguing:
Rara:I don't see what the problem was with my
idea for the name.
Sanada:Oh,come off it Rara,Chez Rara?And let's
not forget that you wanted to have the Rara
Army banner over the entrance.
Rara(sheepish):Well it would've made a nice
touch.
Sanada tut-tuts and walks away as Kazuki walks
in in a hurry.
Dr.Sanada:What's the matter Kazuki?
Kazuki:Commander...
Yohael and the two Mitsukis appear from nowhere
each carrying a tray of food.
Mitsuki Sanada:Here Kazuki tell dad what you
need to tell him after you eat.
Mitsuki Rara:Yes,but remember try my first!
Mitsuki Sanada:No mine!
While they are arguing Yohael puts her tray down
on the table and Kazuki starts to eat away.
Dr.Rara:Now what were you saying Kazuki?
Kazuki:Oh,we have some customers out there.
The kitchen immediately goes into an uproar
and in the hurry Mitsuki Sanada accidentally
spills some soy sauce on Kazuki.
Meanwhile in the restraunt proper D is sitting
quietly at the front as Laverne and Shirley and
their dates Carmine and Fonzie appear.
D:Good evening.How many?
Fonzie:HEEEEYYYYY!You know you're kinda
cute.
D blushes.
Shirley:Four.There's four of us.
D leads them to a table and since this is a
traditional Japanese restruant they have to
take off their shoes.
Laverne:Do we hafta take off our shoes?
Shirley:Vernie,this is a Japanese restruant,
it's part of their culture.We should be polite
while we're here and follow their customs.
Laverne:Well so's hari kari,but I don't want
anyone handing me a knife to kill myself with!
Carmine gets up and helps Shirley off with her
coat and Fonzie does the same to Laverne.

Scene 2:Outside the restruant in the alley.

Unknown to all of our heroes a part of the
original artifact is buried in a garbage can in
the back and it begins to glow.

Scene 3: Restruant

Fonzie and Carmine are talking about the fight
that they just saw while the girls are reading
the menu.
Shirley:Laverne,let's go to the bathroom.
Laverne:I went already.
Shirley indicates the boys:It looks like they're
too busy to talk to us right now.
Laverne sighs and the girls leave.
Carmine:Well Shirl'what do you think of...
Shirl?

Scene 4: Outdoors,the artifact as stopped
glowing and the restruant door opens and in
walks Laverne and Shirley but this time dressed
in the uniform of the Global Defense Force.
Fonzie waves to them:Hey girls,where've you
been?
Carmine:I thought you went to the bathroom.
And where'd you get that get-up?
D watches from her perch and sees what is going
on.She races to the kitchen.
In the kitchen everyone turns as D enters.
Kazuki(with mouth full of Mituski Rara's food):
What's the matter D?
D:It's happening again?
Yohael:What's happening again?
D:The world's splintering again!
She leads the others to the kitchen door.
Dr.Sanada:Say aren't those girls wearing
the GDF uniform?
Mitsuki Sanada:Does that mean we're back in
the parallel world?
Dr.Sanada:I don't know.
Mitsuki Rara:But what if...?
Yohael nods:You two Mitsukis better take sure that they don't end up seeing their doubles.At
least not yet!
The two Mitsukis head out of the door but too
late as Laverne and Shirley have already met
their doubles.
Shirley:Excuse me miss but you are sitting in
MY place next to MY boyfriend.
Alt.Shirley:Carmine,who is THIS woman?
Carmine looks confused:Shirl?
Both Shirleys:SHUT UP CARMINE!
they glare at each other.
In the meantime the two LAvernes have gotten into a knockout hair puller of a fight.
Fonzie(snaps fingers and everyone stops fighting):Hey,cool it!Now what's all this about?
Shirley points to Alt.Shirley and Laverne
at Alt.Laverne:Who are THEY?

Scene 5 Kitchen

It is a busy scene as everyone is trying to figure out what to do.Finally Kauzki and both Mitsukis
plus D volunteer to look around.

Scene 6 Alley

Kazuki,excited:Hey guys I think I found something!
Mitsuki Sanada:The last time you said that it was
just an old pop bottle.
Mitsuki Rara:And it wasn't even worth the
return deposit.
Kazuki grins as he holds up a now unglowing ball
the size of a marble.
D:We need to destroy it.
Both Mitsukis:But how?
D:Water.

Scene 7:Restruant

The two Lavernes and Shirleys have come to an
uneasy peace with Carmine and Fonzie sitting
between each pair as buffers so the fighting
won't start up again.
Kazuki,D and the two Mitsukis enter with the
marble.Mitsuki Sanada reaches over to take a
tumbler of water from the table and in the
process pours some on Alt.Laverne.
Alt.Laverne:Why you klutz!...(sees that it is
Mitsuki)...sorry...Lieutenant!
Real Shirley to Real Laverne:We better stand
up and salute.
Real Laverne:Why,we ain't in the Army no more.
Shirley:No but we're still in the Reserves!
As they get up to salute Shirley snags her hose
in the table causing it to tumble over.
There's a moment of tension as Mitsuki Sanada
hands the tumbler to D.D then places the
marble into the tumbler and it begins to dissolve.
Everything goes fuzzy.

Scene 8:Restruant 5 minutes later

Shirley inspects her hoisery:Say how'd I get
a run in my stocking?
Laverne:Who cares,let's order I'm starving.

Scene 9:Kitchen

Everything is going swimmingly now.As Kazuki
returns with the dirty dishes he only sees
Dr.Sanada and Mitsuki Rara.
Kazuki:Hey,where'd everyone else go?
Mitsuki Rara:They went home.
Kazuki:What about Mitsuki?She promised to
walk home with me.
Dr.Sanada:For some strange reason she left 
a month ago.
Kazuki has a "here-we-go-again"look on his
face as they clean up.
Meanwhile the food is all eaten and the girls and
their dates are now leaving to see Godzilla Eats
Tokyo!
 
The End

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