The Trouble With Parallels by Scott McClenny An L&S/Dual!Parallel Trouble Adventure Crossover,in which the girls find that eating at a new Japanese restruant is more trouble than it costs. Scene 1: Inside the kitchen of the newly opened Zinyv Japanese restruant.Dr.Sanada and Dr. Rara are in one corner arguing: Rara:I don't see what the problem was with my idea for the name. Sanada:Oh,come off it Rara,Chez Rara?And let's not forget that you wanted to have the Rara Army banner over the entrance. Rara(sheepish):Well it would've made a nice touch. Sanada tut-tuts and walks away as Kazuki walks in in a hurry. Dr.Sanada:What's the matter Kazuki? Kazuki:Commander... Yohael and the two Mitsukis appear from nowhere each carrying a tray of food. Mitsuki Sanada:Here Kazuki tell dad what you need to tell him after you eat. Mitsuki Rara:Yes,but remember try my first! Mitsuki Sanada:No mine! While they are arguing Yohael puts her tray down on the table and Kazuki starts to eat away. Dr.Rara:Now what were you saying Kazuki? Kazuki:Oh,we have some customers out there. The kitchen immediately goes into an uproar and in the hurry Mitsuki Sanada accidentally spills some soy sauce on Kazuki. Meanwhile in the restraunt proper D is sitting quietly at the front as Laverne and Shirley and their dates Carmine and Fonzie appear. D:Good evening.How many? Fonzie:HEEEEYYYYY!You know you're kinda cute. D blushes. Shirley:Four.There's four of us. D leads them to a table and since this is a traditional Japanese restruant they have to take off their shoes. Laverne:Do we hafta take off our shoes? Shirley:Vernie,this is a Japanese restruant, it's part of their culture.We should be polite while we're here and follow their customs. Laverne:Well so's hari kari,but I don't want anyone handing me a knife to kill myself with! Carmine gets up and helps Shirley off with her coat and Fonzie does the same to Laverne. Scene 2:Outside the restruant in the alley. Unknown to all of our heroes a part of the original artifact is buried in a garbage can in the back and it begins to glow. Scene 3: Restruant Fonzie and Carmine are talking about the fight that they just saw while the girls are reading the menu. Shirley:Laverne,let's go to the bathroom. Laverne:I went already. Shirley indicates the boys:It looks like they're too busy to talk to us right now. Laverne sighs and the girls leave. Carmine:Well Shirl'what do you think of... Shirl? Scene 4: Outdoors,the artifact as stopped glowing and the restruant door opens and in walks Laverne and Shirley but this time dressed in the uniform of the Global Defense Force. Fonzie waves to them:Hey girls,where've you been? Carmine:I thought you went to the bathroom. And where'd you get that get-up? D watches from her perch and sees what is going on.She races to the kitchen. In the kitchen everyone turns as D enters. Kazuki(with mouth full of Mituski Rara's food): What's the matter D? D:It's happening again? Yohael:What's happening again? D:The world's splintering again! She leads the others to the kitchen door. Dr.Sanada:Say aren't those girls wearing the GDF uniform? Mitsuki Sanada:Does that mean we're back in the parallel world? Dr.Sanada:I don't know. Mitsuki Rara:But what if...? Yohael nods:You two Mitsukis better take sure that they don't end up seeing their doubles.At least not yet! The two Mitsukis head out of the door but too late as Laverne and Shirley have already met their doubles. Shirley:Excuse me miss but you are sitting in MY place next to MY boyfriend. Alt.Shirley:Carmine,who is THIS woman? Carmine looks confused:Shirl? Both Shirleys:SHUT UP CARMINE! they glare at each other. In the meantime the two LAvernes have gotten into a knockout hair puller of a fight. Fonzie(snaps fingers and everyone stops fighting):Hey,cool it!Now what's all this about? Shirley points to Alt.Shirley and Laverne at Alt.Laverne:Who are THEY? Scene 5 Kitchen It is a busy scene as everyone is trying to figure out what to do.Finally Kauzki and both Mitsukis plus D volunteer to look around. Scene 6 Alley Kazuki,excited:Hey guys I think I found something! Mitsuki Sanada:The last time you said that it was just an old pop bottle. Mitsuki Rara:And it wasn't even worth the return deposit. Kazuki grins as he holds up a now unglowing ball the size of a marble. D:We need to destroy it. Both Mitsukis:But how? D:Water. Scene 7:Restruant The two Lavernes and Shirleys have come to an uneasy peace with Carmine and Fonzie sitting between each pair as buffers so the fighting won't start up again. Kazuki,D and the two Mitsukis enter with the marble.Mitsuki Sanada reaches over to take a tumbler of water from the table and in the process pours some on Alt.Laverne. Alt.Laverne:Why you klutz!...(sees that it is Mitsuki)...sorry...Lieutenant! Real Shirley to Real Laverne:We better stand up and salute. Real Laverne:Why,we ain't in the Army no more. Shirley:No but we're still in the Reserves! As they get up to salute Shirley snags her hose in the table causing it to tumble over. There's a moment of tension as Mitsuki Sanada hands the tumbler to D.D then places the marble into the tumbler and it begins to dissolve. Everything goes fuzzy. Scene 8:Restruant 5 minutes later Shirley inspects her hoisery:Say how'd I get a run in my stocking? Laverne:Who cares,let's order I'm starving. Scene 9:Kitchen Everything is going swimmingly now.As Kazuki returns with the dirty dishes he only sees Dr.Sanada and Mitsuki Rara. Kazuki:Hey,where'd everyone else go? Mitsuki Rara:They went home. Kazuki:What about Mitsuki?She promised to walk home with me. Dr.Sanada:For some strange reason she left a month ago. Kazuki has a "here-we-go-again"look on his face as they clean up. Meanwhile the food is all eaten and the girls and their dates are now leaving to see Godzilla Eats Tokyo! The End