The Order of things...
Domesticated Cats (Felis silvestris domesticus):
Highly evolved God-like creatures, who have realised the benefits of allowing the lesser beings of this world to have the honour of serving them.
Mice:
Great food, Great toys.
Voles:
Great Toys, but Do Not Eat, they taste Yeuky!
Moles:
Their velvet fur gets stuck on your tongue. Good to play with,but I don't recoment eatting.
Teddy Bears:
Creatures of high intelligence, who spent their time looking after Humans.
Cat Humans 1 (Felis sapiens):
Think Cat from Red Dwarf. These creatures have evolved (or de-evolved?)from Cats to a Humanoid form. Very vain.
Cat Humans 2 (Felis silvestris humanus):
Okay for those of you felines who watch that Demon box with your pet/slave humans, think of Cat from Red Dwarf, but not quite so vain.
They are as you might guess fellow felines in one of their later lives (usually life number 2-8).These creatures are our relations, prehaps you too will end up as one in a future life, so the general rule if you come across one, is to treat it nicely. These creatures have semi-God-like status, so higher than Humans.
Human Cats 2 (Homo sapiens felinae):
Similar to the above, but less Cat-like. These creatures fall somewhere between Humans and Cat Humans.
Humans:
Hmm! Strange creatures. If you can capture one, train it well and it will make you a great slave.
Yes, but there are slaves and there are slaves, I hear you meow. What advantage do Humans have over other slaves?
Well, for starters they providing excellent heating for your bed, just make sure they learn that it is you and not them who are entitled to the majority of the bed. (A few carefully placed claws and indignant Yowls should put them right) They will hunt your food for you, allowing you more time to sleep, ann oh they are often devoted, placing you above everything else. As it should be!
Dogs:
GRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Nasty creatures, but they can be ammusing and on occasion good friends.
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