Author: LeatherGirl
Introduction: A little column of refreshment in the Uncharted Territories starring our favorite characters who never seem to be able to get a break!
Disclaimers: I do not own Farscape or anything associated with Farscape. And I just wanna have fun.
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Chiana: “Yeah, so I say to this guy, why don’t you reach a little lower to find my…”
[Chiana talking with another alien at the bar.]
Alien: “Whoa, Nebari girl, I don’t think I want mental pictures.”
Chiana: “Sorry. What is there to do around here for fun?”
John: “Hey bar keep! Serve me up a glass o’ milk!”
[John enters bar, swinging hands around in happy mood]
[Chiana stares at John in bewilderment]
Chiana: “Strange fellow. But knows how to take my jokes.”
[Chiana ditches the alien and smooches up to John.]
John: “What’s going on at the Fellip Nectar Stand today?”
[Takes swig of milk-though greenish in tint.]
Chiana: “Plenty of scapers musing in the nonexistence of our adventures in space.”
John: “What are they saying?"
Chiana: “The usual. When are John and Aeryn getting
together, what’s up with Stark, will Rygel ever
starve….”
[John finishes off milk with a mustache on upper lip and scoops up the daily newspaper, which is basically an electrical tablet.]
John: “Let’s see, what kinda surprises are in store for us today in the Daily Uncharted Territorial?”
Chiana: “70 days until new episodes.”
John: “Oh man, they’ve started a count down?”
Chiana: “Oh yeah, and they’re even counting down to your next birthday.”
John: “Oh no!”
[John smacks forehead and orders up some raslac for him and Chiana.]
Chiana: “Look at it this way, we have 70 days to do whatever the frell we want. We don’t have any one to order us around or chase us down.”
John: “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Cheers.”
Chiana: “What?”
[John rolls eyes and taps his container of raslac with Chiana’s.]
John: “Here’s to 70 days of freedom to do whatever the frell we want. I want to start by having myself a bowl of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. The flavor possibilities are endless!”
Chiana: “Sure, whatever that is. I want to see what the scapers are all talking about these days. I’ll join you a little later!”
John: “Whatever you do, Chiana, please….”
John and Chiana: “Come home alone!”
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Yes, everyone can stop gagging now, especially after that last comment. But I am just going to be posting a little comic relief/life issues in the UT sorta short takes here for a while. Just playing around. I would like to host a few of you scapers out there for guest appearances in the Fellip Nectar Stand so please give me a post and we’ll try to arrange something from there. We’ll see what evolves from there. For now, we’ll just be listening to the characters dealing with daily troubles in the UT and perhaps even the bboard. Only an experiment and we know how those can go. [Flash of Scorpius on the screen.]