THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND Edition 1.2: Spoilers…really, I mean it…SPOILERS

Intro: There are no rules, no limitations. I just want to have a little fun with our favorite Farscape heroes in the Uncharted Territories.

Disclaimers: I do not own Farscape or anything associated with Farscape. I apologize now for any inaccuracies and for the use of Richard Manning in this short fic!

One more thing: The characters sometimes get a break from the bar scene…

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John: “I’ll have a Big Mac, please.”

[Alien vendor dude looks up at John with bored expression, chewing precariously on a fuzzy blue chunk of UT gunk.]

Alien: “Would you like fries with that?”

[John smiles and shakes head.]

John: “Even out in the UT, McDonald’s doesn’t surprise me.”

Scorpius: “I’m intrigued by these animal remains-what’d you call them? Oh yes, chicken nuggets. And dipping them in a liquid of unknown origin, interesting.”

John: “Yo, Manning, you order yet?”

[John impatiently asks, ignoring Scorpius’ probing of a nugget.]

Manning: “Just a minute, er microt, John! I’m not finished writing the menu yet. The foods in the Uncharted Territories are drastically different. It’s hard to come up with anything catchy or attractive.”

[Scorpius, John and Manning gather their order and head to a booth. Scorpius insists on sitting by the window.]

John: “So the spoilers are nothing to worry about?”

[John sinks teeth into imitation sandwich and finds a surprise- we won’t explore this any further if you know what I mean!]

Manning: “Nah. Heck, try making up one of your own to post on the bboard. It’s a hoot to see the reaction of the fans!”

Scorpius: “I’ve already reviewed the posts. Quite interesting. It’s amazing how one spoiler can raise so many different speculations. You know, a neural chip would greatly benefit the writers if implanted in

each and every scaper….”

[Scorpius leans forward and accidentally squashes a package of ketchup, hence dirtying his precious leather suit.]

John: [Laughs and nearly chokes on burger.] “You had that coming. Really, Scorpy, haven’t you created enough havoc in the universe already?”

Manning: “Stop it you two. Save it for the season two finale, will ya?”

[Manning turns back to his notebook for more inspiration and creation.]

John: “At least the spoilers can keep the scapers going until we meet again…Friday nights 9pm/8pm central on Sci-Fi.”

[John plugs the show to seemingly nobody in another empty booth.]

Scorpius: “Who’s he talking to?”

[Turns to look.]

Manning: “Budong Breakfast Buffet!”

[Manning madly adds another food item to the menu.]

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Yep, another installment to this crazy series. Got a topic you’d like to see discussed? Or would you like to have a crack at the action, too, and join in on the discussion? Give me an email. Until next time, let’s ponder the wonders of the universe (and which frelling way the water goes down the toilet on Moya.)