THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND APRIL FOOLS EDITION

Author: LeatherGirl

Disclaimer: I do own Farscape and everything in this universe. Bwahhahahahaaha!!!!

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Rygel: "My throne sled is gone."

John: "Where'd you last see it?"

Rygel: "I was sitting on it."

John: "You lost something you've permanently glued your eema to? That's not possible."

Rygel: "Isn't that Aeryn smothering herself all over D'Argo over there?" [Rygel tries to divert John's attention. It works. John jumps up from his stool to look for Aeryn. Rygel laughs and takes a seat on John's stool.]

Bartender: "What'll you have?"

Rygel: "Anything but Kylian Fectar. I've already lost my throne sled, I don't need to lose anything else!"

Chiana: [Runs hand around Rygel's neck and faces him with a huge smile.] "Care to buy me a drink?" [Chuckles flirtatiously.]

Rygel: [Gulps and orders a drink immediately.] "Shouldn't you be frelling someone?"

Chiana: [Leans closer to Rygel and whispers in his ear.] "I want you, Rygel."

Rygel: [Turns red.] "You do?" [His voice squeaks.]

Chiana: "Yes!"

Rygel: "What for?"

[Chiana rubs Rygel's ear. Rygel tries to contain himself.]

Chiana: "Your dream come true."

Rygel: "I knew it! You always wanted me. Unfortunately for you, a Dominar such as myself deserves much more than you." [Chiana steps away in shock and stalks off angrily.]

John: [Approaches Rygel with a small smile on his lips.] "Hey Ryge! I found your throne sled!"

Rygel: [Peers suspiciously at the human and takes a seat onto the throne sled hovering between them. He tests the controls and everything is normal.] "Where did you find it?"

John: "Oh, just over by the booth. You probably got so drunk you forgot it. Have fun little buddy." [John pats Rygel in the back and walks away.]

Rygel: "Something strange is going on. No one is ever that nice to me. And I don't let them get away with it!"

[Rygel steers his throne sled to go forward. Before he can determine what is happening, he finds himself speeding backwards and upside down in his throne sled. No matter what controls he presses, the throne sled goes in the opposite direction he intends for it to. Rygel flails his arms in the air and screams.]

John: [Shouts.] "April Fools, Rygel!"

[John and the rest of the Farscape crew laugh as John mans a tiny remote control he and D'Argo wired up just for the occasion. Rygel is heard screaming in the background amidst the laughter and the scene fades out.]

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