THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND Quickie Edition: Bad Boys

Author: LeatherGirl

Disclaimer: I do not own Farscape or anything associated with Farscape. Even Scorpius is envious of the creators of the show.

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Crais: [Seated beside Scorpius at the Fellip Nectar Stand, downing his ninth flask of Fellip Nectar.] “The one thing that really annoys me about that human is the fact that he can talk on a on and not make a single bit of sense!”

Scorpius: [Laughs and pats Crais on back. He also downs his twelfth flask of Raslac and Kylian Fectar.] “Crais, my friend, that is so true.”

Crais: “Where does he come up with all that dren? I’ve not even seen that much dren in a Hynerian Donkey!” [His words begin to slur as he speaks.]

Scorpius: [Orders more drinks for him and his comrade.] “What I can’t tolerate is how he manages to escape out of my clutches every time we meet. And I thought you were deficient. I can’t even get the frelling equations for a wormhole out of him!”

[At Scorpius’ comment about deficiency, Crais slams his flask down on bar and stands, glaring at Scorpius. Scorpius grins evilly and stands as well.]

Crais: “Deficient? You have to wear a thermal suit to regulate your temperature! I wouldn’t say I’m the deficient one here.”

Scorpius: [Frowns at the mention of his own weakness.] “I designed the suit myself. Take it back!”

Crais: [Leans forward into Scorpius’ face with a defiant grin.] “No.”

[Scorpius grows angry and grabs Crais in a chokehold. Crais counteracts, also grabbing Scorpius in a chokehold. The bartender wipes the bar clean nearby, watching with boredom. The bad boys were at it again.]

Bartender: “Hey! Evil villains. Carry on your evil plans elsewhere. I have customers to serve here.”

[Bartender glares at the two as they release their grips on each other. Crais and Scorpius sit back down on their stools and lean over bar to continue drinking.]

Crais: “You tweaking the aurora chair for the next time you capture him?” [Takes a shallow sip of his drink.]

Scorpius: [Grins, displaying all of his stained, pointed rotten teeth.] “I’m always prepared with surprises. You still robbing that baby Leviathan of his childhood innocence?”

Crais: “You bet. Ahhh. What a life it is to be a villain, uh?” [Holds up flask to Scorpius. Scorpius pauses at the motion.] “Something I saw him do once. It’s like a salute.”

[Scorpius raises chin and lowers it as he grasps the concept. Their flasks cling and they drink their beverages.]

Scorpius: “What time did he say he was coming?” [Earlier, John had agreed to meet them for a drink. (Wink Wink).]

Crais: “I’m not sure…I think about an arn ago.”

Scorpius: “Hmmm. That’s quite all right. We villains have all the time in the universe!”

[The bad boys shake their heads and laugh evilly. The laughs rise in volume and grow more evil by the micron. Laughter fades and an evil music lingers as darkness falls.]

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Crais and Scorpius sure do get along well at the Fellip Nectar Stand. Just a quickie edition for your delight. Have a frelling nice day. (Doesn’t that sound like a quote that Aeryn would say?!)