THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND Quickie Edition: The Hero Signs Off

 

Author: LeatherGirl

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Farscape or anything associated with Farscape.

 

I’m not going to say anything about IP: IA…ESPECIALLY the ending and for that matter, nothing about RA either!  That’s my opinion on these episodes!  (I’m just a teensy bit upset and sad!)

 

Web Site: http://www.oocities.org/fellipnectarstand

 

Setting:  Somewhere between here and there

 

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[Taps fingers on the side of his trusty old module and hums an anonymous tune as he allows the module to drive him through a dreamy plane of neither here nor there.  Though he does swear he caught a glimpse of a Fellip Nectar Stand billboard somewhere along the way.  Something thumps and the module shakes a little.  John looks all around and continues on.  There is another bump.  John keeps his head stationary but slides his eyes from one direction to the next with concern.  He then continues on and begins to whistle, as he feels very self-conscious suddenly.  BANG!]

 

John:  “What the frell now?!”

[Module putters to a stop in this dreamy plane and John lets out a frustrated grunt.]

 

John:  “So close yet so far away.”

 

[Climbs out of module and hovers around it to find the problem.]

 

John:  “Ah come on!”

 

[Examines the bottom of the module to find that all the wheels have completely fallen off of the module and disappeared.  John shakes his head and climbs back into his module.]

 

John:  [Shrugs.]  “Not like I need those babies anymore!” 

 

[Switches on the hyper drive with a tongue stuck out and blasts forward.  After a few arns of silence and an enjoyable smooth ride, John grows restless.]

 

John:  “I can’t believe I actually miss Scorpy’s annoying presence!”

 

[Pats hand on side of module and begins to rock his head to a song he is playing in his head.  The module stops abruptly and John focuses his attention to an aura before him.  It is Zhaan, smiling beautifully before him.]

 

John:  “I already took the so-called trip down memory lane and I wasn’t too entertained.  Watching replays of my entire life on a 360 degree television screen is not the way to go if you know what I mean.”

 

Zhaan:  “John, I wasn’t expecting to see you so soon!”

 

John:  “Yeah well I don’t expect to see the devil wearing a red dress either.  How’s the afterlife Zhaan?”

 

Zhaan:  [Chuckles.]  “Quite rewarding.”

 

John:  [Looks around and then leans forward in his module.]  “Don’t you find it a little…boring around here?”

 

Zhaan:  “John, when I was living, this was what I strived to exist in.  I find it spiritually fascinating and quite rejuvenating.”

 

John:  “I hate to break it to you but you’re dead Zhaan.  And so am I.  Damn.  I never thought I’d actually get to say that.”

 

Zhaan:  “Welcome to the afterlife.”  [Tilts head.]  “Where are you heading anyway?”

 

John:  [Shrugs.]  “I just put her on auto-pilot and waited to see where she took me.”  [Pats module on the nose section.]  “She just doesn’t seem to be in as good condition as she used to be, poor girl.”

 

Zhaan:  “She?”  [Shakes head before John can respond.]  “Never mind.”

 

John:  [Glances all around and then to Zhaan suspiciously.]  “Hey…when do I get to meet my maker anyway?  Thought he…or she…would have shown his or her face around here sooner or later.  That is if he/she has a face.  Ah, what I meant to say was…”

 

Zhaan:  [Takes a deep breath.]  “I see you haven’t changed a single bit.”

 

[A mist begins to form behind Zhaan and John’s module starts forward unexpectedly.  It zooms right through Zhaan, leading John towards a mass of familiar faces forming in the mist.  John is almost horrified yet at the same time mystified and awed.  He glances back to see that Zhaan has disappeared and looks back to the beings before him.]

 

John:  “Damn…everyone that I have ever known who has died before me...this is way to weird.”

 

[There before him, stands John’s mother, his grandparents, his dog Hubble, a few faces he didn’t expect to see in the afterlife since his departure from Earth AND the Uncharted Territories, even Gilina.  They are all smiling at him and welcoming him home.]

 

John:  “I’m home.”

 

[John doesn’t need to look back again.  He knows where he belongs and disappears into the mist along with everyone else.]

 

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