THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND Victory Interactive Edition: Say What?

Authors: LeatherGirl, NIBB, Sorlk Lewis, Scott, Blind Dentist, and unohoo

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The interactive edition works like this: I wrote the first part, followed by NIBB, then Sorlk and so on. Then I tied up the end of the edition and we present it to you as the first ever edition of its kind. It’s basically a Round Robin ficlet. The sections written by the different Scapers is separated by the following mark: __. Enjoy the edition!

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[Seated at the Big Bangalow bar are the five winners of the FNS Word Play Challenge. They each have a drink in their hand, some a creation of one’s own, others just simply Raslac. Rygel is seated at the end of the bar, munching away at Mojules. Pilot and Moya are resting on the iridescent sand of the beach. John T and John B are playing Paper Rock Scissors and Chiana, Jool, and Aeryn are all placing bets on who’ll win. D’Argo is teaching Crais and Talyn the logistics of the game. Stark is serving drinks this evening, behind the bar. LeatherGirl approaches the five winners and gives each of them a peck on the cheek. Hey, why not?!]

LeatherGirl: “Congratulations, guys! There was some stiff competition but I think I did justice in deciding the winners.”

Stark: “Win or lose. Win or lose. Win or lose.”

Rygel: [Slams fist on bar causing everyone to jump.] “Would you stop it already? It’s frelling annoying!”

Stark: “Wizard Wanda went to Waterston to wallow in her wealth.”

LeatherGirl: [Rolls eyes and looks to the other Scapers.] “I told them the challenge was over but they keep going and going…kinda like an energizer bunny. Hey Stark, serve me up a Pink Froozle-thing-a-ma-bob, will ya?” [Places a free flask chip in front of Stark.]

Stark: “A what?”

LeatherGirl: [Shakes head and looks to NIBB.] “By the way, NIBB, how’s the Blue Goo?”

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NIBB: [Sips his flask of the dangerously mysterious liquid.] “Not bad. If I do say so myself…ah…I don’t mean to be rude LG, but has your hair always been purple?”
 
LeatherGirl: [Looks to NIBB, confused for a microt. She then realizes that the odd question is just the Blue Goo beginning to take effect.] “Ya know…I’ve never liked the way I look in purple.”
 
[LeatherGirl looks to the other Scapers, with a mischievous smile, and downs the rest of NIBB’s flask of Blue Goo.]
 
NIBB: “Uh-oh! This oughtta be interesting! Stark, another Goo please.”
 
[LeatherGirl begins laughing and points at the Scapers. The others at the Big Bangalow look up from their activities, becoming more interested in the commotion at the bar.]

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[SorlkLewis sips her Raslac, raising an eyebrow at the now inebriated LeatherGirl.]
 
SorlkLewis: [Leaning over to Stark and attempting to whisper.] “So this…this…Ras…ras??”
 
Stark: “Raslac!?!?”
 
SorlkLewis: [Clearly had a few too many.] “Um. Yeah…sure. So this Ras-lac-y…it’s the cheapy version of…of…Raslak??”
 
Stark: [Handing NIBB another Goo] “Not cheap, not cheap, not cheap!”
 
[LeatherGirl falls on the floor laughing at the other Scapers.]
 
SorlkLewis: [Leaning over to NIBB] “Did she get sent through the Nebari spin cycle too? Or is that just the froonium kickin’ in?”
 
[NIBB’s head hits the bar for a microt before he regains consciousness.]
 
SorlkLewis: “Er…um…never mind. Oooh, hey, Scott? Wadda ya think? Froonium or bym-lar particles? Or just whatever kemperizes the…the…er….”

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Scott: “Don´t know. I gotta hankerin´ for some Gin. Stark, hook me up my boy.”
 
Stark: “Geen? Where´s the geen? Where´s the geen? Where´s the geen? Where´s the geen?”
 
Scott: “No gin.... not geen, but whatever. Whatta ya got?”
 
Stark: “Well whatever you wanted we don´t have it! Here have a Blue Goo.”
 
Scott: [Glances at SorlkLewis and points at Stark.] “He could use some gin. Oh well...Bottoms up!”
 
SorlkLewis: “Do you like navy?”
 
Scott: “I’ve never really been a sailor, why?”
 
[NIBB overhears the conversation and comments.]
 
NIBB: “He means the color navy. Your hair is navy blue!” [Laughs.]
 
Scott: “Great. At least chicks dig blue.”
 
[LeatherGirl runs off laughing with a bottle of Raslac and smashes it over Moya.]
 
Scott: [Sarcastically.] “Well now she’s ready for her maiden voyage.”

Scott: “What are you drinking there Blind Dentist?”

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Blind_Dentist: [To all.] “I'mnotquitesure. Itmakesmealittleedgey. IthiNK!” [Quickly wandering aimlessly around the back of the bar.]
 
Scott: [To SorlkLewis.] “What did he say?”
 
SorlkLewis: [To NIBB.] “Did you get what he's drinking?”
 
NIBB: [To Rygel.] “YES! He'z drunkin! YES!”
 
Rygel: [Tto all.] Yotz! I’m so drunk I can't see clearly! I'm blind!”
 
Stark: [Glaring at B_D.] “Please stay on your side of the bar.”
 
Blind_Dentist: [To all.] “Who?”
 
Scott: [To B_D.] “You!”
 
Rygel:  [To Scott.] “Me?”
 
Stark: [To B_D.] “Your-side/my-side!”
 
Blind_Dentist: [To all.] “Who?”
 
Scott: [To B_D.] “You!”
 
Rygel: [To B_D] “Me!”
 
Scott: [To Rygel.] “No! Him!”
 
NIBB: [Still laughing.] “YES!”
 
Stark: [To Scott.] “Me?”
 
Scott: [To Stark.] “No!” [To B_D.] “YOU!”
 
Rygel: [Tto all.] “ME!”
 
SorlkLewis: [To all.] “What was the drink, are you guys ignoring me?”
 
Blind_Dentist: [To SorlkLewis.] “Who?”
 
Rygel: [Drunk, to all.] “Me!”
 
Scott: [To B_D.] “You!”
 
SorlkLewis: [To Rygel.] “Me.”
 
Blind_Dentist: [To SorlkLewis.] “You?”
 
Rygel: [To B_D.] “ME!”
 
NIBB: [Laughing to Stark.] “YES!”
 
Rygel: [To SorlkLewis.] “See?!”
 
Scott: [To SorlkLewis.] “No! Not you, YOU!” [To B_D.] “Him, YOU!”
 
SorlkLewis: [Looking at Scott.] “Me?”
 
Scott: [To SorlkLewis.] “No!”
 
Rygel: [To Scott.] “Me?”
 
NIBB: [To LG.] “YES!”
 
Rygel: [To SorlkLewis.] “I KNEW IT!”
 
Stark: [To B_D.] “YOUR SIDE - MY SIDE!”
 
Rygel: [To Stark.] “I AM on my side!”
 
Scott: [To Rygel.] “NO!”
 
Rygel: [To Scott.] “Yes I am!”
 
SorlkLewis: [To LG.] “What about me?”
 
Scott: [To Rygel.] “NO! Listen!”
 
Rygel: [To all.] “Ah, SorlkLewis is causing trouble?”
 
NIBB: [To B_D.] “YES!”
 
Rygel: [To SorlkLewis.] “Told Ya!”
 
SorlkLewis: [To Rygel.] “What? Me?”
 
Scott: [To Rygel.] “No!”
 
Blind_Dentist: [To Scott.] “Who?”
 
Stark: [To B_D.] “YOU! YOUR SIDE! OR THE BAR IS CLOSED!”
 
[A moment of silence follows.]
 
Blind_Dentist: [To all.] “Who?”
 
Rygel: [To B_D.] “Me?”
 
NIBB: [To Rygel.] “YES!”
 
Scott: [To Stark.] “I think I need a double!”
 
NIBB: [To unohoo.] “YES!”
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unohoo: “What?”
 
B_D: “Who?”
 
unohoo: “Which?” [unohoo to self.] “Oooh, my head hurts.”
 
unohoo: [To all.] “Oy Gevalt!”
 
Stark: [To unohoo.] “Stop complaining! You haven't even knished!”
 
unohoo: [To Stark]: “Grrr, I don't want a knish.” [To Rygel.] “I want an Oy Gevalt.”
 
[Rygel prepares an Oy Gevalt and hands it to unohoo, but not before he sticks his finger in it to sneak in a morsel. Unohoo toddles off to a corner to eat her dish of luscious solidified dranitite (also known as ice cream) topped with Gevalt, a brownish liquour slightly reminiscent of chocolate.]
 
unohoo: [Mutters to self.] “This should fix me up.” [Bumps into LeatherGirl.] “Hey, watch it there, LG, this is my side of the bar!”
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LeatherGirl: [Groggily.] “Which side?”
 
NIBB: “Her side!”
 
LeatherGirl: “Oh.” [Giggles and turns to Stark who is now steaming with anger.] “Hey Sssstark! I’d like to make a HUGE order for all my friendzzhere at the bar…”
 
Stark: [Rolls eye.] “Why should I? I quit!” [Stalks off to find solace on the beach somewhere but unfortunately steps on a beach crab and cries out. Others at bar do not notice.]
 
Rygel: [Resumes rightful position behind bar.] “Whatdya need already? I don’t have all frelling weeken!”
 
LeatherGirl: [Smiles flirtatiously at someone to her left, and then turns back to Rygel.] “Okay…I’d like…BNB’s Flibisk Juice, ah, a Nature Girl’s Uncharted Enigma, let’s see…some Blue Goo, a flask of Kylian Fectar, two vats of Fellip Nectar…and a teensy weensy flask of Gevalt please!”
 
Blind_Dentist: [Impressed.] “Wow…for being as drunk as you are, LG, you said that pretty well!”
 
LeatherGirl: “I’m not drunk anymore, can’t you see? 
 
unohoo: “Yeah? How come you need to lean on the bar to keep standing?” [Finishes her LSD in the corner and joins the rest at the bar.]
 
Scott: “Yeah!”
 
SorlkLewis: “I’m staying out of this!” [Walks away to join the others in watching both Johns compete against one another.]
 
LeatherGirl: [Takes deep breath.] “Well you see…I took a small red pill which when ingested with a single gulp of Raslac…with a C not a K at the FNS…it intermixed and materialized a super strong resistance within my stomach to overcome the dizzying effects of drinking anything intoxicating from Blue Goo to Fellip Nectar to Kylian Fectar to Flibisk Juice to Uncharted Enigmas to Gevalt to….”
 
Rygel: “Enough already!” [Slams fist onto bar once more. All stop to look.]
 
LeatherGirl: “Never mind! Just give me a pulse pistol please.”
 
Everyone: “SAY WHAT???”
 
LeatherGirl: “PK drink…very spicy and very dangerous!” [Winks.]

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Hehehe. Confusing edition, huh? But I think it worked out pretty well. I do have to wonder why everyone made me so drunk in this edition though! I had to resolve it somehow. ;)

The winners are, once again if you haven’t found out by now for some odd reason:

Ultimate Word Play King: NIBB

King of Scaperisms: Sorlk Lewis

Limerick Leprechaun: Blind Dentist

Scaperisms Runner Up: Scott

Word Play Runner Up: unohoo

Thanks for all the entries everyone!