THE PAGE WITH A PINEAPPLE

JANUARY 23, 2000 - - - On the Lake Placid trip, we came up with the idea for this first page. Fun to come up with? Maybe. A hit? Maybe not. :)

Definitely not a hit- It's a webpage.

ALMOST DONE!

Hello, hello, and welcome to our humble adobe. This is Aly, one of your hostesses with the mostesses.And I'll be joining Aly today. I'm Xris (pronounced Kris). I don't have exactly as much as Aly, but I have enough to get by. You don't have exactly as much of WHAT, Xris? (Pronounced 'Kris') Anyway, the visiting hours are 9 to 5, but we can probably sneak you in later or earlier. We're cool like that.Hot dog.Yeppers.... which, by the way, rhymes with peppers.... oh, now I lost my train of thought. Toot-toot!All aboard! This train makes stops at all mental institutions from here to California. Strangely enough, we don't get off at any of them.We have many things to offer here at The Page With A Pineapple, at low discount prices. Sure, you won't want to get half the stuff, but at these prices, who can resist?!?!?This is the end of the bar.

Xris hasn't updated in ages! C'mon Xris, you can do it! :) ...Yes, Yes I can!

Ni sace fo rife, kaerb sagls.

Ni sace fo rife, nur.

Ni sace fo rife, dleadw kile a nugnipe.

Ni sace fo rife, atp uryo deah & bur uryo mumyt.

Ni sace fo rife, girnb shswolaamrm.

Ni sace fo rife, pots, prod, & lorl.

Ni sace fo rife, lely qumatksu.

Ni sace fo rife, lacl orf sasitcnsae.

Ni sace fo rife, ton'd lakw rowadts het githl.

Ni sace fo rife, tup sace fo tewar.

Ni sace fo rife, ite chitw ot kates.

Ni sace fo rife, rehi.

Ni sace fo rife, urn aayw.

Ni sace fo rife, ton'd bartehe het komes.

Ni sace fo rife, merbeerm het rife lidrsl.

Ni sace fo rife, yrap oyr'eu ton ni lehl.

Ni sace fo rife, brag uryo nocucots & drie aayw.

Ni sace fo rife, ton'd dehi ni het seloct.

Ni sace fo rife, ton'd sue silohage.

Ni sace fo rife, sinder'n dreya

Ni sace fo rife, tixe.

Ni sace fo rife, ncokk erthe sitem

Ni sace fo rife, tup ti uto.

Translation:

In case of fire, break glass.

In case of fire, run.

In case of fire, waddle like a penguin.

In case of fire, pat your head and rub your tummy.

In case of fire, bring marshmallows.

In case of fire, stop, drop, and roll.

In case of fire, yell kumquats.

In case of fire, call for assistance.

In case of fire, DON'T walk towards the light.

In case of fire, put case of water.

In case of fire, tie witch to stake.

In case of fire, hire.

In case of fire, run away!

In case of fire, don't breathe the smoke.

In case of fire, remember the fire drills.

In case of fire, pray you're not in hell.

In case of fire, grab your coconuts and ride away.

In case of fire, don't hide in the closet.

In case of fire, don't use gasoline.

In case of fire, dinner's ready!

In case of fire, exit.

In case of fire, knock three times.

In case of fire, put it out.

Ohh! A Story by Xris!

Xris'Journal!

Visit the Nonsense of the Week archives!

The thingie about Xris that Aly filled out

The thingie about Aly that Xris filled out

Links!

A Pic of Me(Xris/Krisco)!

A Short Story!

Some Common Ailments...

The Song By Xris!

Xris proves that we really learn stuff in school!

A Pic of Me (Aly)!

The Page Without A Pineapple!

Xris' Essay of the Month for October!

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Xris' Essay Archives!

Xris' Horsie!

A couple of Aly's old poems!

Cartoons from a dark period(hee hee) in Xris' life!

YAY! Our Story!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)!

Nothing, really!

Aly's A Spaz!

New Poems!