17-Jul-2000
Title: The Heero Anime Picture Show
Authors: Vonceia and Bonnejeanne
Archive: None yet.
Category: yaoi, AU
Rating: NC-17, Weird
Pairings:Various
Spoilers: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing characters and universe, and Rocky Horror Picture show are the property of the copyright owners. Our stuff is ours. No money being made here.
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Please feel free to direct feedback to vonceia@yahoo.com or bonnejeanne@yahoo.co
WARNINGS: AU (Alternate Universe), Original Characters, Totally OOC!!! LEMON in some sections. Under-agers do not read!
Cast List:
Shinigami: Duo (Frank N Furter)
Heero Monster: Heero (Rocky)
Quatre: Quatre (Brad)
Trowa: Trowa (Janet)
Wuff Raff (The Handyman): Wufei (RiffRaff)
Columbia : Zechs (same)
Magenta: Relena (same)
Treizey: Treize (Eddy)
Dr. J: Dr. J (Dr. Scott)
Transylvanians: Romafeller Foundation
The Criminologist: Duke Dermail
Criminologist's Granddaughter: Dorothy
Shinigami Double Feature
Shinigami came far
Just like a shooting star
And he told us where we stand
Heero Yuy was there
In spandex underwear
T. Barton the Unnamable Man
Then something went wrong
With Wing Zero & Epyon
Zero System a headachy jam
So at a Gundam's pace
They came from Outer Space
And this is how the message ran
Shinigami
Double Feature
Duo Maxwell
Will build a creature
See Ozzies fighting
Quatre, Trowa
Late uncut on
Toonami show-a
Wo oh oh oh
At the late night Shinigami Picture Show
I wanna go
Wo oh oh oh
At the late night Shinigami Picture Show
The doors of the tiny church opened at the wedding party spilled out onto the small drive. The happy couple accepted congratulations from their friends and acquaintances, excitedly. Quatre looked up thoughtfully, as he watched Trowa assist the newly wedded bride with her gown and veil for the wedding picture.
"Hey Quatre, old man," his newly wedded friend Alex said, with a wink. "I just wanted to thank you for your good advice. If not for you and Trowa, Mueller and I wouldn't have even thought of making it legal. Leaving Oz and getting married were the two best things I've ever done in my life."
"Thanks Alex," Quatre said, looking at the happiness shining in Alex's eyes.
In fact, he barely knew Alex at all. He and Trowa had met Alex and Mueller in a dark bar once. The two were fighting over something and Quatre asked them to tone it down. Suddenly, they were yelling and cursing at he and Trowa and at some point stopped and looked at each other, realizing that the fight was over. Out of sheer politeness, Quatre had accepted the invitation to the wedding.
"No really," Alex went on. "That fight at Dr. J's Bar that night, really got us to thinking. And hey, don't you think it's about time you got that green-eyed beauty nailed down? I mean he is a S&M scene waiting to happen, ya know?"
Quatre frowned. "Huh?"
"Firm little butt... Cold, green eyes... like snake eyes.... cold and dark... whoo! Just makes me all gooey inside.. ya know?" Alex said, eyes glazing over a bit as he watched Trowa with Mueller.
"Um, right!" Quatre said, making a face. "Don't you think you ought to go and take your "wedding" picture now? You're ... bride is waiting for you." he added, attempting to break the focused stare Alex was putting on his beloved Trowa.
"Umm, yeah. Right," Alex said, shaking his head. He clapped Quatre on the back. "But, listen old man. Do yourself a favor and hook that puppy. I mean reel him right in, because, who knows? Somebody might want him for a... threesome or something someday.. Know what I mean?"
Quatre frowned again. "I got it, Alex!" he said, shaking his head. His gaze drifted back to Trowa and he became thoughtful again. Reaching inside his coat pocket, he fingered the little box. "Hmmm," he said.
A short while later, the happy couple boarded the Cancer with many traditional sayings spray painted on the hull, like "He got his , now He'll get his!!!", "Newly Shackled" and "Zechs was Here!" The wedding party waved their goodbyes as the ship crawled into the sea and sank before self-destructing.
Quatre turned to Trowa as he felt the spray from the explosion hit his cheek.
<music>
Quatre: "Trowa..."
Trowa: "......"
Quatre: "I've got something to say..."
Trowa: "......"
Quatre: "I really love the skillful way... You beat the other pilots... to the brides bouquet!"
Trowa: "......"
Quatre: "You're quiet and strong but I know ya!"
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "I came out of my Gundam to show ya!"
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "I'm not just trying to snow ya."
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "I've one thing to say, and that's 'Oh-a, Trowa! I love you!"
Trowa: ".....!"
Quatre: "Two are better than one, I told ya!"
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "My SpaceHeart's on fire, though lowah."
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: The Maganacs think I should roll ya!"
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "I've one thing to say and that's oh-a, Trowa! I love you!"
Quatre: "Here's a ring to prove I'm still a goody!
There's three ways my... love... can grow
That's up, down, or half a woody!
Oh T - R - O - W - A, I want your bod, er love - ah-ove!"
Trowa: (bites ring) "I'd get quite a bit if I hocked ya."
Chorus: "Quatre."
Trowa: "So I'll just say yes, which might shock ya."
Chorus: "Quatre."
Trowa: "You're cute, you got bucks - that's a lot, yeah."
Chorus: "Quatre."
Trowa: "I'm not known for speeches, so Quatre, got ya, love you too."
Trowa: "Qua-tre..."
Quatre: "Oh... oh-a!"
Trowa: "Might shock ya..."
Quatre: "Oh... Trowa!"
Trowa: "Let's...screw..."
Quatre: "I love you too, ooo-oo-ooo!"
Both: "There's one thing we should do - ah-ooo!"
Quatre: "And that's see the old dude we both know-ah."
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "Cause he sent us on missions to blow stuff."
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "Didn't tell each the other would go-ah."
Chorus: "Trowa."
Quatre: "I've one thing to say and that's oh-a, Trowa! I love you!"
Quatre: "Oh-a! Trowa!"
Trowa: "Got ya, Quatre."
Quatre: "Oh-a Trowa!"
Both: "Let's... go... screw!!!!"
End Part 1
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