Hey, good to see you're interested in joinin' the pack. Me an' my relatives... Huh? You're not interested? Well, that's unfortunate. Looks like me 'n' the folks who're smart enough to join are gonna haveta tear ya apart now...
What's that? You say you'll reconsider? Good. Just read the little list of prerequisites. If you fit even one, you're in! Bein' hyenas, we're not real picky...
You're Eligible for the Pack If...
1) You regularly gnaw on itchy body parts, rather than scratch them with your fingernails.
2) You have excessive body hair.
3) People think you are strange because you laugh loudly and obnoxiously at inappropriate moments.
4) You feel intense pity for anyone who has had their canines removed.
5) Pink bunnies (or cute things in general) frighten you.
6) You've ever had an intense craving for rawhide.
7) You consider platonic licking an acceptable means of cementing a friendship.
8) You drink from the toilet, despite having to fight the dog for it.
9) People complain about your drooling problem.
10) You find light (especially the light of day) to be intensely painful.
11) You've ever felt the need to bury something fairly valuable, such as cars or friends.
12) You consider growling to be a perfectly acceptable means of self-expression.
13) When driving, you refer to pedestrians as "moving targets".
14) You can twitch your ears. Bonus points if you can move them separately.
15) No matter how many time people explain it to you, you still can't understand why Mike Tyson got in trouble with Mr. Hollyfield.
16) You refer to the stuff stuck to your windshield as "snacks".
17) You fail to understand what Farmer Brown has against a good game of "Scare the Hell Out of the Livestock".
18) You wonder why people are always at your door with torches, pitchforks, and crosses.
19) You hear the question "Got fleas?" at least once a day.
20) You now respect the postal carrier because they finally bit back.
21) You often hear your friends yell, "Dude! What is wrong with you?!"
22) You've played tug-of-war over the last porkchop... with your teeth.
23) Socks and other pleasantly chewable household items tend to disappear in the wake of your visit.
24) You can't seem to wake up before 1 PM, no matter how early you get to bed.
25) You bit the last Jehova's witness that showed up on your doorstep.
26) You've ever hurt your neck trying to lick/bite someone who annoyed you.
So, did you find you could relate to at least one of the above items? Good!!! Then all you need to do is fill out the form below! If the form won't work for you, email me at feral_tendencies@yahoo.com. In the "graphic" field, put the name of the graphic you want (if you want one). You don't have to have a website to join up, but if you do, I'd really wuv you if you'd put up a graphic and link it back to the members page!
So fill out the form, already! The fields with an asterisk(*) are required, and you can leave the rest blank. But where's the fun in that?
If you request a graphic, I'll email it to you with your member number on it, and you can put it on your pretty pretty website!
Blue Pack
