FFITZ ART
WELCOME TO FFITZ ART. THESE HAND CRAFTED
MASTERPIECES DEFY CLASSIFICATION - THEY SIMPLY RESONATE IN THEIR OWN IMPUDENCE.
HOWARD HODGKIN CALLS THEM COLLAGES OF THE SOUL. FRANK AUERBACH CALLS THEM THE ART OF THE ETERNAL FOUNTAIN OF UDDLESTONE (HE MEANT ACCRINGTON). ALISTAIR
FFITZ CALLS THEM A
LITTLE PIECE OF HIMSELF THAT FELL OFF WHEN I WASN’T LOOKING.
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BUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY OWN THEM YOURSELF! YOU HAVE THREE OPTIONS:
1.
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WALLPAPER FOR YOUR BUDGIE; HAMSTER TENTS; JOCULAR NOTEPAPER; ARTY BOOKMARKS OR
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ABSOLUTELY FREE. SIMPLY E-MAIL FFITZ ART AT Ffitz@tinyworld.co.uk
AND YOU WILL BE ALLOCATED AN EDITION NUMBER ALONG WITH A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM
ALISTAIR FFITZ.
2.
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ATTACHMENT. SEND YOUR DETAILS TO THE ABOVE ADDRESS AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A QUALITY IMAGE FOR YOU TO
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FREE!
3.
IF YOU SUPPLY FFITZ ART WITH YOUR HOME
ADDRESS THESE PRICELESS ARTWORKS CAN BE SENT TO YOU IN THEIR ORIGINAL
CONDITION, SIGNED AND NUMBERED. THE PRICE OF THIS SERVICE IS NEGOTIABLE. E-MAIL
FFITZ ART WITH
YOUR REQUESTS. ALISTAIR FFITZ REGRETS THAT HE CANNOT SUPPLY A PERSONAL MESSAGE
WITH THIS SERVICE UNLESS SPECIFICALLY ASKED TO DO SO IN CHINESE CHARACTERS.
ONLY JOKING!
THE ARTWORKS:
No.1
DISTILLATION OF NARG
No.2 LIGHT
TREMOR
No.3
No.4 SHEERSCAPE
No.5 TAUGHT
FORMS
