"Boy, I feel strange! I better screw up everyone's lives until the feeling passes! Heh heh heh heh heh..." thought Vincent as he went to his shelf and picked off a large bottle with a lot of blue powder in it. The bottle was labelled 'P-Exchange'. Since everyone else was asleep, he crept quietly to everybody's rooms and put some of the powder on thier faces. "Now," he chuckled silently, "Now, the fun begins..."
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"Mornin' Vincent! What're you &*%$#% laughin' at??!?! Ow!" said Tifa. The 'ow' was the author whacking Tifa on the head with a large paper fan on the head for swearing. (déjà vu?) Vincent was sniggering because Tifa wa wearing clothes just like Cid's.
"Hi everyone! I just looove you all!" said Seph. Vincent burst out laughing at Seph who was wearing pink clothes. "Have a flower!" continued Seph who threw a whole bunch of flowers in the air.
"Hey cut dat out foo'! You messin' up da place!" said Cloud, coming into the room. He was wearing Barret's clothes, smaller size.
"But it's sooooo cute!" giggled Seph with big, shining eyes. Red XIII padded in, stole Seph's Materia, and quietly padded out.
"That was most pointless." commented Yuffie, dressed in a school girl outfit and wearing glasses.
"I must repent... I must repent..." muttered Cait Sith, as he also came in wearing red and his eyes had a strange red glow...
"Mother! I will become a god!" muttered Aeris, wearing Seph's clothes.
"I believe our personalities have been switched. I wonder how..." pondered Yuffie, sitting down at the table and pouring herself some Wheaties instead of her usual 10 cups of coffee. At this point, Vicent had to leavebecause he was laughing so hard.
"I am so cool." said Barret. He was wearing Cloud's clothes, but much bigger. Also, he had attained Cloud's lack of personality.
"Die Seph! You are screwing up my plans for world domination!" cried Aeris, pulling out her Masamune and charging at Seph.
"Eep! Barret! Save me!" squealed Seph as he hid behind Cloud... er, Barret to avoid the maniacal Aeris.
"I will save you, Seph! Take that, Aeris!" cried Barret, as he and Aeris duked it out.
"Move! You're bockin' Dukes of Hazzard!" shouted Tifa, glued to the screen. Cid was actually still sleeping, having decided to sleep in that day.
All was chaos, literally, because Cait Sith was angry at Seph for being overly cute and overloading his circuts. Seph was now running away from Chaos, Tifa was gorging herself on popcorn, Red was being chased by Yuffie for stealing her Materia, Aeris was still grappling with Barret, Cloud was busy trying to beat up Barret, and Vincent stood in the doorway, laughing his head off. Suddenly, the room got quiet, except for Vincent who was still laughing. The room had gotten quiet because they had all suddenly realized that their personalities had been switched and it was all Vincent's fault (Gee, I wonder how they just suddenly figured out, eh? ^_^).
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Heh... heh... oh... Ummm... Why are you all looking at me?" said Vincent nervously, starting to sweatdrop.
"CHANGE US BACK!!!!!!" shouted everyone at Vincent.
"Ok! Ok! Jeez..." grumbled Vincent. He went to his room and got out the P-Exchange. He put it on everyone's faces. Everybody got back to their rooms, changed, got out their weapons, and proceeded to beat Vincent to near death.
***
"Good afternoon everyone!" giggled Cid in a high voice. Cid had finally decided to wake up. He was wearing a miniskirt that showed off his hairy legs, a tight tank top and suspenders. Everyone facefaulted, big time. "Hey, where's Vincent?" asked Cid, looking around. Vincent was tied upsidown in the basement closet, to think about what he did. Thus the fic ends with Cid acting like a freaked out Tifa and Vincent trying to escape.