I will make sure my clothes are durable and cover up 70% of my body.
I will never fall for the main character; the relationship is either doomed or we’re destined to be together.
I will change my clothes to something different every day.
I will not fall in love until after the final battle. This will enable me to choose anyone and leave everyone hanging when the show ends just while I am taking care of/asking out the person I like.
I will never walk in front or behind the party; I will walk in the middle to avoid attack/kidnapping.
I will make sure to learn all fighting moves and carry lots of weapons in case of capture.
I will fall in love with the villain, but I will not join him in his quest for evil; the villain is always the best looking.
If I have any type of magical powers, I will not be freaked out, I will learn how to use them so I can kick the enemy’s butt.
I will make sure I am always with four or more people; there is less chance for one of us to die. (NURIKOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!)
If I own a very large mecha, I will learn how to use it and not let it control me. I will know the mechanics in and out so I can put in an eject button and take out the self-destruct button.
If I become sick, I will not let anyone kill/maim/mutilate/bleed me in order to heal me. I will find a healer to cure me.
I will NEVER go to the enemy’s side; it means certain death.
I will become a fake traitor under certain circumstances; then I will know what the enemy is planning next and blab it all to my companions.
I will become friends with people in my group/party, this saves pain in the future.
I will try to be very genki; then I have less of a chance of being killed. Comedy relief is essential.
I will refuse to have a transformation scene; it wastes valuable time and energy. Besides, who in his or her right mind would transform where everyone can see you naked?
I will not waste my time on powering up; I will wait until the enemy is powering up and kick their butt.
I will be suspicious of any new people joining our group; they could be traitorous evil spies.
If I am a main character, I will not have a big ego; it’s pointless because I’m going to win anyways.
If I am a main character in a group full of people of the opposite sex, I will not play around with them and break their hearts; I will treat them like friends.
If I am the main character and I fall in love with one of my companions, I will not tell them, for this will mean dooming the relationship or the death of my love.
I will make sure my skills/magic/mecha are the best, especially if I am not the main character. That way when the main character starts to fail right before conquering the evil, I will pop in and gain all the glory the main character was supposed to have.
If I am in a group with most of my companions in love with the main character of an opposite sex, I will not fall in love with that person; it is stupid to compete for something like that, no matter how funny it is.
If I am in a show where there a little funny looking animals running around, I will learn to bring out their powers so I can fry my enemies with less detriment to myself.
I will make sure that I own the best background music, this makes me look cooler.
I will not be stupid; I will study everything about the place I am in.
If I fall into another world, I will never go back home.
If I fall into another world and I am able to go back home whenever I wanted, I would go back once to bring everything I would ever need with me, then I wold never leave the other world.
If I DO fall in love with someone and I know they like me, I will not reveal it to any of my companions; most likely one or two are also in love with my love.
If I have a non-hentai love scene with my love, I will make sure it is far away from civilization and the rest of my companions. Most likely the one in love with my koibito will stumble upon us. Very unwanted.
If I have a non-hentai love scene, I will make sure it is as romantic as possible.
If a child from the future comes and claims to my lover’s child and mine, I will believe him/her and get married to my love.
I will be a cool and genki as possible.
If I have amnesia, I will take it as a bad sign. That means I am evil or have been evil and someone is trying to kill me.
I will own a radar device so people cannot sneak up on me.
I will make fun of the evil person at the final battle. Then I will live as comedy relief, unless I am the main character, then I will live anyways.
I will wear clothes according to the environment around me.
If I fall into another world while wearing a school uniform, I will change it immediately to whatever the people in the other world are wearing to not stick out.
If I have a school uniform, I will make sure the skirt is not too short; if it is, I will change schools.
I will make sure to hog episodes all to myself to show off my character, unless I am the main character, then the whole show will be about me anyways.
I will not confine my powers to objects such as crystals as they can be stolen. If I must have an item to keep my powers in, it will be something common, like my shoes.
I will have cool clothes and hair. No tacky colors, weird hairstyles or pointy shoes. Long hair is a must.
If I am engaged against my will to someone, I will learn to like him because we are destined to be together anyways.
If someone is in love with me that I don’t like, I will break it to him gently, no use prolonging it.
I will limit my contact with people of the same sex, for fear fans will write yuri fanfics about that person and me.
If I have wings, I will not waste my time running or walking. I will fly everywhere.
I will make sure to solve everyone else’s love problems; this provides entertainment for myself and the audience, as well as solving everyone else’s problems.
If I cannot cook, I will keep cooking for extra entertainment for myself. It’s funny to see people’s reactions when they eat it.
If I am a well know powerful person, I will not reveal my identity to my companions. It’s much funnier when another person reveals it.
If I fall into another world and someone in a powerful position falls in love with me, I will not be surprised. I’m from another world, which makes me more attractive, no matter how ugly/stupid/weak I am.
If I have to change into a costume to fight evil, I will make sure it is not a skintight suit with a short skirt. It will be normal looking so as not to draw attention from the enemy to myself.
I will not have attacks where I have to scream out the name beforehand. It hurts the throat and is pointless. If I must have an attack name, it will be something short but cool.
If I have the ability to predict the future, I will not because it will change my fears into the future, or I might be tempted to change the future, messing up everyone’s lives.
I will make sure to have a unique character so as not to be pushed into the background.
If I find out I have another being living inside me, I will not panic. I will find the genius/most powerful person to create a body for the other being to live in while I am doing what I want to do.
I will make sure I am the loudest person in my group; it will prevent me from dying and cause lots of entertainment.
If the player person flirts with me, I will get a large mallet and hit them on the head.
If the perverted person tries to feel me up, I will bash their head in.
If there are young kids in my group, I will make friends with them. This ensures them saving me if my life is ever threatened; kids are always the most powerful, especially if there is something weird about them.
I will not become too friendly with kids or fans will think I am a pedophile.
If I have issues with my past, I will try to solve them before continuing the plot.
I will try to make myself as weak looking as possible, then the enemy will underestimate me and I can kick their butt.
If I am captured, I will not wait for the main character to save me. I will save myself.
I will never piss off anyone in my group who is stronger than me unless I can run faster than they can. They I will bother them endlessly.
I will not believe that love and justice can save the world. I will believe that intelligence, love and justice can save the world.
I will make sure to cultivate a life skill so after the final battle I will have something to do. If I don’t have the time to learn a life skill, I will open up a bar.
I will learn how to teleport. Then I will not walk or run anywhere, I will simply teleport.
In the time of peace after the final battle, I will continue training so when the next enemy appears, it will be easy to defeat.
If I own a ship, I will upgrade it all the time to make sure it is the best.
If someone is chasing me, I will go in the opposite direction of my instincts. Instincts will lead me to a dead end.
If the villain turns to good after the final battle, I will fall in love with him and help him though his angst. It's much more interesting that way.
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