It was a usual morning at Cloud's Villa with everyone screaming at each other. Suddenly, it got quiet. So quiet you could think, which is not a usual thing at Cloud's Villa. Anyways, it got quiet because Aeris had called Cloud "Cloud-chan".
"What did you say?" said Tifa coldly, eyeing Aeris.
"I said that Cloud-chan is taking me to the movies. Have a problem with that?" said Aeris nastily. At this point, everyone began inching away from them towards the door.
"Cloud-chan?" asked Tifa icily. "Cloud's mine!" she screeched, leaping on Cloud and dragging him away from Aeris.
"Hey!" shrieked Aeris, grabbing Cloud's right arm and pulling. They both started pulling Cloud in opposite directions, shouting all the way. "Cloud's mine!" "No, he's mine!" "Mine!" "No mine!" "WAIT A MINUTE!" shouted Cloud, pulling both his arms together and knocking both girls unconscious. But they were revived before Cloud continued.
"I'm tired of you two fighting over me! I can chose my own girl, you know!" Tifa and Aeris gaped. Cloud continued, "At the end of the week, I'll let you know who I choose. Now I have to go. Let's mosey!"
"Can't you say it better?!?! Stop soundin' like such a wuss!" said Barret, actually being in one of my fics for once.
"Ok, ok. Let's move out!" said a very exasperated Cloud.
"Let's move out where?" asked Yuffie, eyeing Cloud.
"Ummm…" thought Cloud while everyone else sweatdropped.
"HOW CAN YOU SAY, "LET'S MOVE OUT," WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tifa, kicking Cloud in the stomach and then using her somersault limit break on him, rendering him unconscious.
"Oops! Umm… Ha ha ha… I guess I don't know my own strength!" said Tifa, one arm behind her back ala Sailor Moon when embarrassed while everyone, again, sweatdropped.
"This is going to be a long week." said Vincent, thinking of taking a week's vacation to the basement.
The next day...
"Yoo Hoo! Cloud!" cried Aeris, trying to hug Cloud whilst balancing a large chocolate cake in her hand. "I baked this just for you! Tee Hee!" giggled Aeris, offering the cake to Cloud.
"Uh... thanks Aeris, but I'm allergic to chocolate. Thanks anyways." said Cloud.
"Oh." pouted Aeris. She marched back to the kitchen.
A bit later...
"Hey Cloud..." whispered Tifa. She walked up to Cloud in a really short mini skirt and tube top. "So what do you think of my new look?" purred Tifa, putting her arms around the stuttering Cloud.
"Duh..." stuttered Cloud. Tifa kissed him deeply, then released him and said,
"See you later, Cloud-chan!" as she skipped off to cut a few more inches off her already mini, mini-skirt.
The rest of the week were similar "happenings" with Aeris drowning Cloud with her sweetness and Tifa killing him with her killer kisses. Finally, (thank goodness!) Saturday arrived. Cloud sat on the beach, admiring the sunrise when Yuffie popped up.
Know who to choose?" she asked, settling beside Cloud.
"Nope. Both are going to kill me if I choose the other. Either way, I'll be unconscious at the end of the day. What should I do?" asked Cloud, turning to look at Yuffie.
"Well, if I were you, I would... psst... psst..." whispered Yuffie, while she and Cloud made plans to get around his choice.
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"Ok everyone! I've chosen my girl! Yuffie!" announced Cloud, putting his arm around Yuffie's shoulders.
"WHAT!?!?!?!" screamed Aeris and Tifa, leaping upon Cloud to tear him apart and using their limit breaks to inflict further damage. Since Cloud was silenced, he couldn't shout at Yuffie for thinking up such a dumb plan and to give back the materia he gave her to help him. Thus, the fic ends with everyone fighting with each other and trying to save Cloud from near death, as usual. ^_^;
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