My Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go

Grandma take me home(x8)

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I could'nt chew my meats too good

Grandma take me home(x8)

She said don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed my toe

Grandma take me home(x8)

After dinner, I had ice-cream
I fell asleep and watched T.V
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home
I want to be alone

Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves cos he's got bad luck
Well he never reads and he never rusts
And he never sleeps cos he's got bad luck yeah

I'm a stain

She should have stayed away from friends
She should have had more time to spend
She should have died when she was born
She should have worn the crown of thorns

She should have been a son

She should have stood out in the crowd
She should have made her mother proud
She should have fallen on her stance
She should have had another chance

She should have been a son

Take a step outside yourself
And turn around
Take a look at who you are
It's pretty scary
So silly
It is revolting
You're not much
If you are anything

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock

Who said don't look back?
Don't elieve them
Go for that crazy sounding restaurant
cos they're gonna try and get behind you
You know what I'm talking about?
You hear me talking?
You hear me talking?

It's pretty scary, totally, it's so revolting

Take a step outside the country
And you turn around
Take a look at what you are
It's amazing
Take a good look
You're no big deal
You're so petty
It's a laugh

Take a step outside the planet
Turn around and around
Take a look at what you are
It's pretty scary

She said, she'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as she stayed with me
She said, she'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as I stayed clean

Kiss, kiss Molly's lips

Up, up, up and down
Turn, turn, turn around
Round, round, round about
And over again
Gun, gun, son of a gun
You are the only one
Who makes any difference
What I say

Sun shines in the bedroom when we play
The raining always starts when you go away

Polly wants a cracker
Think I should get off her first
Think she wants some water
To put out the blowtorch

It isn't me
We have some seed
Let me clip your dirty wings
Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself
Want some help, to help myself
Got some rope, you have been told
I promise you, I have been true
Let me take a ride, don't hurt yourself
Want some help, to help myself

Polly wants a cracker
Maybe she would like more food
She asks me to untie her
A chase would be nice for a few

Polly says her back hurts
She's just as bored as me
She caught me off my guard
Amazes me the will of instinct

Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only made us, but I can thrive on his shit
Goring my manhood turns a man off
As Pepe LePew would say-
Hey, hey, hey, then we clash
,p> I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

I dont know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

If your world is getting ugly
Fiberglass insulated has gave us cotton candy
Sunning down to save El Rancho ovulate
Freely kill him, make it wrong
Bill has brought me deep in idle
Billy slim reminds me of someone
I'm sick of being on the Love Boat
Don't need to kneel cos they wanna jump rope
And I say, look

I got my diddly spayed
I got a little tail
I got my diddly spayed

Aaaahhh I got no balls
Don't throw that ball
I gotta huh, huh
When ya gonna learn?

Portray sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your true country, wish away pain
Hand out lobotomies to save little families
Surrealistic fantasies, bland boring plain

All we know is restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in bastard
Don't feel guilty, master writing

Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough of the world, you go along
I'll sing a song

Slippery pessemist, hipocrite master
Conservative communist, apocolyptic bastard
Thank you dear God for putting me on this earth
I feel very privaliged in debt for my thirst

Oh, itchy flakes, it isn't through me
Till the jaws in flames it's entertaining
True, the fungus mold is my attraction
Oh, it's only a dys-infection

It only hurts at night, until I pee
It only hurts at night, until I sleep

Oh, coming up and diarrhea
On the tile floor, a gum of pizza
In the toilet bowl, aroma cloudy
Toss, feel it burn, becomes a chowdered mess

Only hurts at night, until I pee
Only hurts at night, until I sleep

Oh, take my bed, I've just consumed some
Flies, bugs and fleas and even mucus
Stain the vaseline, and tainted burgers
Stop, in case it learns, and takes a joke as such

I was your mine, you were my, my enemy
You were mine, I was your, your enemy
You were mine, I was your, your enemy
You were mine, I was once your enahhh

You rang
Your ears rang

At night, wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess
At night, we'll go aaahhh

Wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, wishful goddess
At night, wishful god

At night, wishful goddess
At night, wish the hardest
At night, disco goddess
At night, you were so modest
At night, Crisco lovefest
At night, a mouthful on me
It's like, fish filled garbage
At night, the wishful gaaaaa...

What's the season of love if you can't have everything?
What's the reason you're around if a crime means anyhing?
What's the meaning in a crime? It's a crime if anything
What's the meaning of love? It's grand. It's grand

How a culture comes again, it's a crime of yesterday
And you swear it's not a trend, doesn't matter anyway
There's no need to talk to friends, nothin' new is everyday
You could shit upon the stairs, you'll be friends
You'll be friends

All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly
Should the siren irritate, keep it movin' equally
Not to know is just the fact, we're a problem nowadays
An idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway

All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly
Still the son will immitate, keep it fallin' equally
Not to know is just the facts, we're worse nowadays
An idea is what we lack, doesn't matter anyway

Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey?

It's not cold enough
Please put this side up
She is new, improved
Can we show our faces now?
I'm not interesting
She's not turning green
Shameful as it seems
Can we show our faces now?

In this climb
I am blind
Why can't I hear?
Color blind
Speak a phrase
Instantly grown
I am blind
Waiting in line/why am I shown?

Come on over and do the twist...Uh-huh
Overdo it and have a fit...uh-huh
Love you so much it makes me sick...uh-huh
Come on over and do the twist...uh-huh

Beat me outta me, beat it, beat it

Come on over and do the twist...uh-huh
overdo it and have a fit...uh-huh
Love you so much it makes me sick...uh-huh
Come on over and shoot the shit...uh-huh

She keeps it pumpin' straight to my heart