KRIST'S QUOTES

"Look, it's a giant Hollywood cigarette full
of nicotine and enough tar to cover a parking
lot this size!"

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"Thank you all for coming. You were a wonderful
audience. Have a safe ride home. Remember not
to drink and drive. Remember to vote. Remember
not to jaywalk. Remember not to take drugs in
the company of a minor...or in front of narcotics
officers.."

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"Kill 'em all I say.."

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"If this bird goes down, this is the safest place
to be"

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"We proved that alternative music is a viable
commodity"

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"Jimmy crapped corn and I don't care...alright"

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"Flower sniffin', kitty pettin', baby kissin',
corporate rock whores"

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"So all of my comments tonight are out of a book:
"How to be Witty at Parties"..."

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"I'm here to impeach a president and kill a soap
opera star"

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