The New Version of Casper
Chapter 2
[by Asagi Tsuki]

Author: Err, I hope you enjoy this chapter, because I get stressed and this fic becomes a bit corny, maybe. But, I hope you'll enjoy this chapter (sincerely).

Chapter 2



They (Killua, Caruto, and Ubogin) went to their (Killua, and Caruto) home.

"Caruto, open the gate." Killua commands Caruto.

"Why must I!? You're the one who should do that!" she protests.

"If you don't obey me, I'll tell father you didn't finished your mission." he said in a menacing tone.

"Wha-- Okay, okay," she yields.

"Hehehehe," he grins.

They arrived at their house, and were going to open the door, when suddenly..

"I'll go search for them."

They hear Kurapica's voice.

Kurapica opens the door and caused Killua to fell to the ground.

"Hey, can't you give me a sign first before opening the door?" he asked while rubbing his back.

"Oh, you have come back. There's no need to search for you anymore."

"They already come back, Kura-chan?" Kuroro approaches them.

"Yeah, and please don't call me like that."

"Hye there, danchou!" Ubogin greeted him in his unusual cheerful tone.

"Ubogin!? You're already dead!?" he asked in disbelief.

"Of course! That chain-bastard killed me!" he said, pointing Kurapica.

"Hey, be polite a little bit will ya?"

"Huh? Why?" Ubogin felt curious by Kuroro's polite attitude.

:: Don't you know he's in love with that blonde-haired girl :: Killua sings in the tone of Westlife's 'Uptown Girl'.

"What!? Danchou!? I better tell Paku now!" he rushed to the exit, and was going to go to Ryodan's secret base.

"Hey, wait a minute." Kuroro stopped him.

"What?"

"You can't just go after visiting someone's house, it's rude you know." Kuroro grins evilly.

"Bu- But I have a sudden business." he tried to make an excuse.

"No! No is no!" he shouted explicitly.

"O- okay." he enters the house.

"Killua, who is he? Why do you bring stranger to our home?" Illumi asked.

"Ah, you're so mean! Danchou can stay here. So, I can stay here too." Ubogin protests.

"He's a Ryodan member!? Doesn't look like one to me." Illumi said.

"Me too." Killua replied.

And then Illumi left.

"Hey, I'm going to the market to buy goods." Kurapica informed the others.

"Do you want me to accompany you?" Kuroro offered her.

"No, thanks. Gon, will you go with me?"

"Of course! ^^" he replied in his usual cheerful tone.

"Why you're so mean? T_T" asked Kuroro while crying a little bit.

"So, Danchou is really in love with her?" Ubogin asked Killua, half-whispering.

"Of course! I've told you right?" :: Don't you know he's in love with that blonde-haired girl :: he sings and points Kurapica.

"Wait for me near the entrance door, I'll change my clothes first." She tells Gon.

"Okay. ^^"

"Don't worry, Gon is innocent. He will never snatch your Kurapica. Hehehehehe." Killua whispers to Kuroro.

'Doesn't he know that he's my biggest rival? ##' Kuroro thought.

"Oh well, let's wait for Kurapica to finish shopping, and cooking."

"I'll be in my room." said Kuroro as he walks to his room.

He enters his room and locks it. (What he does in his room is unknown)

"Caruto, tell father that we already killed our target." Killua commands her.

"Okay."

And she went to her father's room, running.

"Now, what will you do?" he asked Ubogin.

Kurapica comes out from her room.

"Gotta go! Bye all!"

And she rushes outside.

"What? I can't hear you clearly." Ubogin said while placing his palms behind his ears.

"Are you deaf? I asked, 'what will you do?'" he asked again.

"Oh, I don't know."

"Ah, if only there's someone that is fun to play with."

:: If only you could see :: Ubogin sings Westlife's Soledad.

"Shaddap!"

"Heheheheh, and by the way, you're saying 'if only there's someone who is fun to play with' right? Do you mean Hisoka?" he asked.

"That psycho clown!? No way I'm playing with him!"

"But, I think he's fun to play with."

"Yeah, yeah, for you!"

"Hehehehehehe."

"What are you two doing here?" Kuroro asked.

"Nothing." Killua replied dully.

"Want to play internet?"

"Sounds fun!" Killua cheerfully answers him.

"Okay, come here."

They enter Kuroro's room.

"Sit down here." he points a chair near his computer.

"You already connected?"

"No, I haven't. I was going to." And he connects to the internet.

"Argh! It's noisy!" Killua closes both of his ears.

"All done! We've connected to the internet."

"So, what are you going to do now?" Killua asked him.

"Open the fanfiction.net."

"Sounds fun."

But, the website turned into a hentai website.

"O.O You!? Have you opened this before!?" Killua shouted and quickly turns 180 degrees.

"Of course I haven't!" he protests and quickly hit the back button.

"Hm, but that girl I glanced over resembles Kurapica." he said while touching his chin.

"Really?" Kuroro asked exctitedly.

"Yeah, it can't be Kurapica. But she resembles Kurapica a lot."

Kuroro grinned and he hit the forward button.

"Eh!? What are you doing!?" Killua asked, surprised.

"Just checking if what you said is true."

"Ah, you're hentaaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!!" Killua shouted half- screaming.

And, they played the internet (actually, they're staring at the picture of a naked girl that resembles Kurapica) until Kurapica comes home.

"Hey, the dinner is ready. Hm, what are you doing?" she approached them to see what website they're opening.

Kuroro quickly close the Internet Explorer, "Eh, nothing."

"Nothing, hehehehehe." Killua added.

"?_?"

"Oh, dinner is ready? I better go eat now." Killua said and rushed to the dining room.

"Me too." He disconnects the connection and rushed downstairs.

"Strange. They're hiding something, I know. Oh well, I'll find out later." Kurapica said and she walked downstairs.

Tsuzuku.

[back to chapter 1]

Author: Well, like it?

Killua: So, Kuroro likes Kurapica.

Author: Uh-huh.

Killua: So, the possible pairing here is Gon X Caruto and Kurapica X Kuroro.

Author: Or maybe Killua X Kurapica!

Killua: What do you mean!?

Author: Nothing, hehehehe.

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