Normal Life
Part 3
[by Asagi Tsuki]

Author: The fic is getting more insane, but I hope you like it.

Killua: She really is an annoying people.

Author: Shut up will ya? I don't need comments from YOU, when I was going to start the fic!

Killua: I know, just start the fic.

------ In the office ------



Kurapica: Hh.... the job is so tiring.

Keele: I agree.

Shalnark: But, it's kinda fun, we were allowed to use the computer to play too!

Nobunaga: Yeah, fun for you, clever-head!

Shalnark: Then, why you choose to work in the office?

Keele: Looks like he doesn't have any better choice.

Kurapica: No, it can't be.

Tokiya: Stop talking please, all you do is play, and you still dare to say that this job is tiring!?

Shalnark: Eh, we're sorry, Tokiya.

Tokiya: Whatever you say, it's almost recess time.

All: Yes!

Tokiya: Ah, my hands and arms are so stiff.

Shalnark: Me too, playing this online game makes me tired.

Tokiya: What!? Online game!?

Kurapica: Are you crazy!?

Shalnark: Eh? Why is it?

Nobunaga: The boss will ask us to pay for the phone bill!

Shalnark: Eh, really?

Kurapica: He said that before, are you deaf!?

Shalnark: No.



------ In the cake shop ------



Shizuku: Welcome.

Yanagi: What would you like?

Customer1: A fruit cake, please.

Shizuku: Do you want to eat it home or here?

Customer1: I'll eat it here.

Shizuku: Okay, err, mister, what do you order?

Customer1: A fruitcake.

Shizuku: Medium, small, or large?

Customer1: The small one.

Shizuku: Okay, err, what?

Customer1: FRUIT CAKE!!

Shizuku: Oh yeah, I know.

Customer1: Why don't you ask her to package the cake instead of serving the customer!? I think if she keeps being like that, all customers will be stressed.

Farah: We'll consider it, sir.

Shizuku: So, what you want is a carrot pie, large size, and you want to eat it home?

Customer1: Grr.... ##

Farah: Shizuku!

Customer2: Daisekai, kimi wa tensai. [Right, you're very clever] (I get this line from Detective Conan's manga, volume 4, about file 5 or 6 maybe, I'm not sure I spell it right, if I spell it wrong, please tell me)

Farah: Huh?

Customer2: You're right, that's what I want.

Farah: Meredy, please get the carrot pie and the fruitcake.

Meredy: You bet!

Farah: Shizuku, you help Pakunoda bake the cake.

Shizuku: Okay, what cake?

Farah: Ask Pakunoda, don't ask me.

Shizuku: Okay.

Farah: The carrot pie ready.

Customer2: Thanks.

Meredy: This is the fruitcake.

Customer1: Thanks.

Meredy: Yeah.



------ In the restaurant ------



Killua: Why must I become the cook!? Don't you know I can't cook!?

Koganei: :: Don't you know I'm in love with an uptown girl ::

Reid: Me too.

Phinx: You know, he only knows how to EAT, not how to COOK.

Kuroro: He should work at other place, not here, I think.

Gon: Hey! The customers are waiting!

Killua: Coming!

Koganei: You shouldn't answer, you're the cook.

Killua: I forgot.

Reid: Whoa, there is a birthday party here.

Kuroro: This is not McDonald.

Reid: Yea, do I say, 'child's birthday'?

Kuroro: No.

Phinx: Danchou, that girl is celebrating her 'sweet seventeen'.

Kuroro: Oh.

Koganei: That means, the meals must be special.

Killua: Why must I!? * grumble *

end of part 3

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Author: We'll see what happened in the boutique, clinic, and toyshop in the next chapter. Hope you like this chapter. Comments, corrections, suggestions, and flames accepted.

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