Normal Life
Part 5
[by Asagi Tsuki]

Author: Hope you'll enjoy the fic.

------ In the office ------



Director: Baka! I've said that you're not allowed to use the computer to play online game!

Keele: We're sorry.

Shalnark: We're really sorry.

Director: You caused us to pay 20.000! Because this is the first time, I'll let you pay only 10.000, but you must pay it within 5 days, starting tomorrow, understand!?

Shalnark: Yes, sir.

Director: You may go now.

Nobunaga: Hai, arigatou.

They went outside.

Tokiya: Shalnark no baka! You should be grateful that Kurapica is not here, or else..

Kurapica: Nani? Why he should be grateful because I'm not there?

Tokiya: Eh!? Since when you're there?

Shalnark: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm doomed!

Kurapica: Huh? Naze?

Keele: Eh, it's because.. * gives signal to the others * Quick! Get Shalnark outta here, I'll handle Kurapica.

Tokiya: Leave it to me.

The others rushed outside.

Kurapica: Where are they going?

Keele: They're going to the park.

Kurapica: Oh, so what is it?

Keele: Oh, it's.. * tells Kurapica what happened *

Kurapica: Nani!? Shalnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shalnark: Aaaaaaiiiieeeeee!!! TASUKETEEEEE!!!!!

Keele: Hey, Kurapica, cool down.

Kurapica: I can't right now!

Keele: Hey! Get Shalnark outta here!

Kurapica: Don't let him goooo!!!

Keele: * stops Kurapica * No! Don't!

Kurapica: I'll kill him!

Shalnark: TASUKETEEE!!! Jesus! I promise I'll go to church everyday, if you help me!

Tokiya: Better you run faster, I bet Keele can't stop Kurapica any longer.

Shalnark: I know.

So, they run to the park and hide.

Kurapica: Shit! I'll kill him when I get to see him!



------ In the park ------



Killua: So, how's your work today?

Kurapica: ..

Killua: Hey, what's wrong with her?

Keele: It's.. her?

Killua: Yea, is there any problem?

Keele: Many. It's.. * tells Killua what happened *

Killua: Oh, I understand, sometimes, we'll get mad like Kurapica, but we all like to play, just like Shalnark.

Kurapica: So, you're on whose side?

Killua: Eh.. I..

Kurapica: I know, what you say is right. * smiles * Keele, please tell boss, that I'm going to go home.

Keele: Why?

Kurapica: Headache.

Keele: Oh, okay.

Killua: I thought you were alright this morning, sis.

Kurapica: Yea, this morning.

Killua: Okay, I'll go home too.

Kurapica: Eh, you don't need to.

Killua: No, don't think I go home because of you, my hand got burned when I cook that (censored) dish.

Kurapica: COOK!?

Keele: You become the cook!?

Killua: I disagree, but they force me.

Kurapica: Oh.

Killua: Well, are you going to go home or not?

Kurapica: Of course! I want to sleep.

Killua: Are you sleepy?

Kurapica: No, but I want to sleep. * sleep on the bench *

Killua: Sis! Don't sleep here! Who will bring you home?

Kurapica: .. * sleeps *

Keele: Too late.

Killua: Oh well, I'll stay here until she wakes up.

Koganei: Hey, since when you call him 'she'?

Killua: Since this morning.

Kurapica: Hm.. * turns 90 degrees *

Keele: Hm, he's so pretty.

Killua: Yes, I'm happy to have such a pretty sister!

Koganei: Can't you just say 'brother'?

Killua: I can't, for me, she's my sister.

Kurapica: Ouch, my headache become worsens.

Killua: Oops, we're sorry.

Keele: Killua, bring him home.

Killua: Okay.

So, the others went back to work, and Kurapica & Killua go home.

end of part 5

[back to part 4]

Author: Strange, and corny. But I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

Killua: I know, Kurapica is pretty, but what I done was (censored).

Author: So?

Killua: It means that you're (censored), so you make me do those (censored) things!

Author: Oh well, I used (censored) because his words are too vulgar. Comments, corrections, suggestions, and flames accepted.

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