Rhapsody
Chapter 5
[by Asagi Tsuki]

Chapter 5! Finally! Yeah, I like to play games, and recently, my sister plays 'Rhapsody'. Hope you enjoy the fic.

Shalnark: What do you mean by 'I don't bring my twin sword'?!

Kurapica: I can't use my 'Chain Jail' now!

Shalnark: Hey, Ms. Kurapicaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! If you don't bring your twin sword, how can you defeat Leorio's monster?!

Kurapica: Huh? Oh yeah, I bring it.

Shalnark: Baka! Now fight them!

Kurapica: Okay.

They went for a battle. Unfortunately, Kurapica wins. (A/N: Different from the game, ne? Heheheheheheheheheheh.)

Pakunoda: Well, whatever you win or not, I'll take him.

They disappear.

Shalnark: Shit! They kidnapped the prince! Hey, Kurapica, are you gonna save him or not?!

Kurapica: I think.

Shalnark: Whoa, why are you so sad? Cheer up! You can save him!

Kurapica: * smiles * Okay, you're right!

They went home.

Kurapica: So, what should we do now?

Shalnark: Eh?

Kurapica: Don't you have any plan?

Shalnark: Err, why don't we ask Zeno? (A/N: Hya! Zeno is 'Polansky'! I forgot so I reversed it.)

Kurapica: You're right! C'mon, let's go and ask Gramps where can we find him!

Shalnark: Hhh... Kurapica is cheerful, as usual.

Kuroro: Hm, Zeno? He lives in 'Tower of Wisdom', near the 'BlueCat'.

Kurapica: Oh, how can we get there?

Kuroro: You can go there by ship!

Kurapica: Okay, thanks for the info. Bye!

Shalnark: Bye!

They went to 'Mothergreen'.

Kurapica: What are we here for?

Shalnark: Maybe there's a sailor here.

Kurapica: Okay, let's search for him.

After an hour searching, they found the sailor's house.

Sailor: So, you want to go to the 'BlueCat'?

Shalnark: Yeah.

Sailor: I'll bring you there, if you do me a favor.

Kurapica: What's it?

Sailor: I want you two to get a Toad for me, my daughter wants to eat it.

Kurapica: Eat Toad?!

Sailor: Of course, not eat it alive.

Kurapica: Oh.

Shalnark: Hehehe, we'll get it, we'll be back! Bye!

They went to 'Wonder Woods'.

Shalnark: They said Toads in 'Natalie River' are delicious.

Kurapica: I'll never eat Toad, alive.

Shalnark: Of course! Who want to eat alive toad?!

Kurapica: Heheheheh, by the way, what do you say to the prince at the balcony?

Shalnark: Eh? Why you asked that?!

Kurapica: I want to know, that's all.

Shalnark: Eh, well, umm... Err.. aaahh...

Kurapica: You're so funny, Shalnark! * laugh *

Shalnark: Hey! I'm serious!

Kurapica: Well, I'm not going to force you to tell me, so it's okay.

Shalnark: Phew.

They caught a toad.

Kurapica: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shalnark, keep it!!!!!!!!

Shalnark: What's the problem?

Kurapica: The toad is going to run away.

Shalnark: I think you hate toad.

Kurapica: No.

Shalnark: Let's give it to him.

They went to the sailor's home.

Sailor: Well, you've caught it, why don't you cook it?

Kurapica: Okay.

Kurapica cooked it.

Girl: Hm, smells delicious.

Sailor: Well, eat it up.

Suddenly, a soldier went in.

Sailor: You! How dare you come here after insulting my daughter?!

Soldier: Huh? Insulting?

Sailor: Huh?

Soldier: Oh, I'm sorry.

Shalnark: Let's go out Kurapica.

After some time.

Sailor: Okay, I'll take you to 'BlueCat', tell me if you're ready.

Shalnark: We're ready!

Kurapica: Yeah.

They went to BlueCat by ship.

Kurapica: Wow, this place is big.

Shalnark: Let's search some information about Tower of Wisdom.

Kurapica: Okay.

After wandering in the city, they finally get some information about Tower of Wisdom.

Shalnark: Let's go there.

They went to the Tower of Wisdom.

Shalnark: Wow! It's very tall!

Kurapica: * nods *

Shalnark: How can we get in?

Kurapica: There's a cat picture here.

Shalnark: What does it mean?

Kurapica: We must insert a 'Cat Eye' into it, baka!

Shalnark: So?

Kurapica: We must get the 'Cat Eye'.

Shalnark: Where?

Kurapica: Why are you asking me?!

Shalnark: Because I don't know where.

Kurapica: In the 'Cat's Eye mine'. A mine near here.

Shalnark: Oh.

So they went to the Cat's Eye mine.

end of chapter 5

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Author: Hyahahahahahaha! The way I write is like the narrator in the 'Pokemon movie'.

Shalnark: Isn't Neon the one who will tell us about that?

Author: Well, I make many changes, Cornet in this Rhapsody is much smarter.

Kurapica: That's right!

Author: Comments, corrections, suggestions, and flames accepted.

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