The Little Red Riding Hood
[by Asagi Tsuki]

Standard HxH disclaimer

I hope the title wasn't wrong. This is my first time making fic, so if my fic wasn't good, you can tell me by email me. I add a character in this story, it's kaoru, a long-haired pretty and tomboyish girl. Killua's best friend beside Gon.

A girl enter a big room, bringing some drama scripts.

Kaoru: hey, guys, we'll do a drama, please be ready, the drama will start in any minutes

Killua: ok, just chose who will play as who

Kaoru: okay, I have make a board with names there, just write your name there

All: ok

After they have wrote their name

Kaoru: I will mention your name one-by-one, they who didn't been called will help decorate this room

Killua: we knew it, just mention it

Kaoru: why are you so impatient ?

Killua: you too, you are impatient, right ?

Kaoru: ok, please don't disturb me, I'll mention it now !

Killua: we won't disturb you

Kaoru: Amanda - kurapica, mother - killua, grandmother - kaoru, wolf - leorio, hunter - gon

Killua: why must I be the mother ?! I'm a guy ! not a woman !!

Kurapica: urusai killua ! I become Amanda you know !!

Kaoru: I know ! but the decision can't be changed ! I'm the grandmother ! do you think I like to do this character ?!

Killua: ok, ok, I won't protest anymore

Leorio: how can I become a wolf !?

Kaoru: just wear costume !!

Gon: hurray ! I become a hunter ! *jumps around the room*

Kaoru: gon, our drama will start soon, don't just jumping like that ! it's noisy !

Gon: oh, okay *stop jumping*

Kaoru: now, I'll act as the postman first

Killua: you ?! Kaoru: ok, how 'bout postwoman ?!

Killua: I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously

Kaoru: well, quick ! get ready !

Gon: kaoru knocks the door

Killua: yes ?

Kaoru: you get a mail

Killua: oh, thank you

Kurapica: mom, who sent this letter ?

Killua: from your.. I'M A GUY !! DON'T CALL ME MOM !!

Kaoru: hey ! there's no dialogue like that !!

Killua: dear kurapica, the letter is from your grandmother, she fallen ill

Kurapica: how about sending her a soup ? I think she'll get better in no time !

Killua: good idea, I'll cook it now, will you send it ?

Kurapica: of course ! why not ?

Killua: ok, just wait here

Gon: after finished making the soup, she.. I mean he, put it in a basket

Kurapica: I'll go now, bye mom

Killua: bye, kurapica

Gon: on the way to her grandmother's house, she saw some beautiful flowers

Kurapica: but there's no flowers here !!

Kaoru: just act like there's flower here !!

Kurapica: ok, ok

Gon: when she picks the flowers, she get lost

Kurapica: oh, my, I get lost, what should I do now ?

Leorio (dressed in a wolf costume): hey, where do you want to go ?

Kurapica: my grandmother's house

Leorio: I'll show you the way, through this way

Kurapica: thank you

Gon; then, kurapica goes through that way

Kurapica: hm, my grandmother's house is here

Gon: meanwhile, in her grandmother's house

Leorio: I'll eat you !!

Kaoru: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!

Gon: although she already 70 years old, she can scream ! what a miracle !

Kaoru: I don't want your comment ! just go on !

Gon: after dressed like kurapica's grandmother, leorio the wolf lie down on the bed and pull the blanket up to his chin

Kurapica: so this is my grandmother's house

Gon: kurapica knocks the door and come in

Leorio: hello, my dear grandchild

Kurapica: yeah, hello, I bring you a bowl of soup, I'll put it on the table

Leorio: okay, dear, put it

Gon: kurapica put the soup on the table and sit beside her grandmother's bed

Leorio: oi !! when can I get out of this stupid costume ?! it's hot inside here !!

Kaoru: yeah ! me too ! and leorio, don't push me to the right, or we'll fall down to the right

Leorio: and don't push me to the left or we'll fall down to the left !

Kaoru: but I didn't push you !! you are the one who push me !!

Leorio: ok, ok

Kurapica: hey ! don't shout !!

Gon: it's okay, just go on kurapica

Kurapica: grandmother, why are your voice so deep ?

Leorio: it's because I catch a cold, my dear

Kurapica: and why your mouth is so wide ?

Leorio: so that I can eat you !!

Kurapica: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

Gon: hh, kurapica's scream is a lot noisier than kaoru's

Kurapica: don't just commenting !! go on !!

Gon: they have been eaten by the wolf, okay leorio, you can go out now

Kaoru: hey ! it's cheat !!

Gon: if leorio doesn't get out, kurapica can't get inside

Kaoru: oh, okay

Gon: then, a hunter passed by

Kaoru: it's your turn gon !

Gon: lalala *sings* hm ? what's that noise ?

Leorio: then, he take a peek inside the house and see the wolf

Gon: oh my god !! it has eaten someone

Kaoru: not someone !! we both are being eaten by it !!

Kurapica: help us !!

Gon: oops, ok, I'll get you two out of this wolf

Kaoru: this wolf costume stinks !!

Leorio: now, you will understand my feeling just now, when I still in the costume

Kaoru: just now ?! you have get out of this costume 15 minutes ago ! and you still dare to say "just now" ?!

Leorio: oh, now you two has been out of that stupid costume, don't shout at me anymore !

Kaoru: well, but you have to get inside this costume again !

Leorio: what !?

Kurapica: the wolf will die after this, just be patient for about 10 minutes

Leorio: but there's rocks inside !!

Kaoru: I know ! just for ten minutes !

Leorio: ugh, okay

Gon: after the wolf woke up, he feels so bloaty

Leorio: I'll drink some water in that well

Gon; when he goes there, he died because the rocks are too heavy

Kurapica: hahaha, what a funny end !

Leorio: don't laugh !!

Kaoru: sorry, but it IS really funny

Leorio: I wouldn't do this again !! forever !!

Kaoru, kurapica: hee hee

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How 'bout it ? please send me comments, and corrections if I make any mistakes. Just email me anytime !! I just make my email address yesterday, it's animefav@hotmail.com Anyway, please review!!