Songs
Part 2
[by Asagi Tsuki]

I've said it, when I told about 'maybe I'll make another song fic, sung by Kurapica.' But, this is the second chapter of 'Songs'. This time, they're going to sing 'Nanka Shiawase', heheheheheheh, hope you'll like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hunter X Hunter, Flame of Recca and the Nanka Shiawase song.

Nanka Shiawase

Kurapica: That author sucks!

Author: What did you say?! * glaring at Kurapica with a 'I'll- kill-you-if-you-say-that-once-again' glare *

Kurapica: No, I said nothing, right, Killua?

Killua: No, he says you sucks.

Kurapica: $&^^(%$ Why did you?!

Author: Okay, this is the lyric, I'll prepare the music.

Gon: Hi.

Leorio: There's no need to say 'hi', Gon.

Gon: Oh, yea.

Author: Hey, Kurapica! Have you seen the CD?

Kurapica: Lost?

Author: Nope. This is the CD.

Kurapica: So, why did you ask me that?!

Author: Heheheheh, just sing it.

Kurapica: I'll only sing the chorus.

Killua: I'll sing the last part.

Leorio: I'll sing the first part.

Author, Kurapica & Killua: WHAAAAATTT?!?!?!?!?!

Leorio: What do you mean?!

Author: No, so you'll sing the second part Gon.

Leorio: Okay, prepare the music.

Author: Okay.

Leorio: :: Mezamashi ni... :: Hey! Who write this text?!

Author: Me.

Leorio: Your handwriting is bad.

Author: Fortunately, that text is typed, not wrote.

Leorio: O.o So, what happens with the text?

Author: I use 'barbie logos type', so you like it?

Leorio: No!!!

Author: I'll retype it.

After an hour.

Author: Finally! Finished!

Leorio: Okay, the music already played billion times!

Author: Heheheh, sorry.

Leorio: :: Mezamashi ni okosare, sukejuuru o konashi ::

Author, Kurapica & Killua: STOOOOOPPPP IIIIITTTT!!!!!!

Leorio: What?!

Author: Okay, Kurapica, you sing the song.

Kurapica: Why must I?!

Killua: Your voice is melodious.

Kurapica: So?

Killua: Just sing it!

Kurapica: Why must I again?!

Killua: Please?

Kurapica: Okay, okay.

The others sit in front of Kurapica, reading a book.

Kurapica: :: Mezamashi ni okosare, sukejuuru o konashi ::

Author: 'What did you read?'

Killua: 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.'

Author: 'What? I haven't read it!'

Killua: 'Who cares?'

Kurapica: :: Toki ni egao tsukuri, nokoru wadakamari ::

Author: 'What are you reading, Gon?'

Gon: 'Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.'

Author: 'Hey! I haven't finished reading it yet!'

Leorio: 'Poor you.'

Kurapica: :: Koi mo, yume mo tetsugaku de ::

Author: What are you reading?'

Leorio: 'Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets.'

Author: 'Why did all of us read the same book?'

Leorio: 'What?'

Author: 'I mean, we all read 'Harry Potter'. And I want to ask you something..'

Leorio: 'What?'

Author: 'Where did you three get those books?'

Leorio: 'What?! You didn't have it?!'

Author: 'I borrowed it from my cousin, and I thought I've returned it to her.'

Leorio: 'Oh.'

They continued reading.

Kurapica: :: Itsu mo, kotae wa nai kedo ::

Author: 'Argh, I can't concentrate.'

Killua: 'Me too.'

Kurapica: :: Koin hajiku you ni arukidasou ::

Author, Killua, Kurapica: :: Nanka shiawase chotto shiawase ::

Gon: :: Kanjiru toki koso shiawase no hajimari ::

Leorio: :: Nanka yukesou umaku yukesou ::

All except Leorio: 'Ugh!' * close their ears *

Author: :: Fumidasu ippo de subete kaete yukeru ne ::

Killua: The next part!

Kurapica: :: Sekai ga abunai to nyuusu ga wameki tate ::

Killua: :: Toki ni namida-nagashi, dekiru koto mo naku ::

Author: 'I'll go for a while, if you already finished singing, I'll be back, I'm going to buy juices.'

Gon: I want Guava juice!

Killua: I'm orange juice!

Leorio: Me too!

Kurapica: Me too!

Author: Okay, bye.

Kurapica: :: Omoi gakezu toori ame, yake ni kokoro ga sawaida ::

Killua: :: Kimi no uso ga boku ni, hitotsu bareta ::

Gon: :: Nanka tameiki fukaku tameiki ::

Leorio: :: Wazuka na-- ::

Kurapica: Wazuka na ochikomi jinsei no korogasu ::

Leorio: Hey! Don't interrupt me!

Killua: Don't sing! Suara lu tuh cempreng tau ngga?! (hehehehe, the 'somewhere country language', it means 'Your voice is shrill you know?!')

Leorio: Hmph!

Gon: :: Nanka dame ka mo zenbu dame ka mo ::

Killua: :: Mienai haadoru umaku wa susumenai ne.. ::

Kurapica: Get ready for the last part!

Gon: Yea!

Killua: :: Kitto jibun shidai da ne sou sa kantan na koto sa::

Kurapica: :: Kaze ni ashita kiite mireba ii sa ::

Gon: :: Nanka shiawase chotto shiawase ::

Killua: :: Kanjiru toki koso ichiban no shiawase ::

Kurapica: :: Nanka yukesou umaku yukesou ::

Killua, Gon, Kurapica: :: Sou iu mon' da ne ashita mo shiawase da ne ::

Kurapica: Hey, since when you all sing?

Killua: Since the 'Nanka shiawase chotto shiawase' part.

Kurapica: Oh.

The music finished.

Author: I'm back!

All except the author: WHERE'S MY JUUUIIIICCCEEE?!?!?!?!

They attack the author. O.o I mean, they snatch away the juices.

Author: Hey! Wait!

Kurapica: Ah, finally...

Author: * glares at Kurapica * (full of cuts and bruises)

Gon: Yea, it's so sweet.

Author: Oh, well.

[back to part 1] [on to part 3]

Oh, yeah, and below this is the 'Nanka Shiawase' lyric, I guess there's no need to write this since almost everybody already known the lyric, but.. well, I'll write it down there.

Nanka Shiawase

Mezamashi ni okosare sukejuuru o konashi Toki ni egao tsukuri nokoru wadakamari

Koi mo yume mo tetsugaku de itsu mo kotae wa nai kedo Koin hajiku you ni arukidasou

Nanka shiawase chotto shiawase Kanjiru toki koso shiawase no hajimari Nanka yukesou umaku yukesou Fumidasu ippo de subete kaete yukeru ne



Sekai ga abunai to nyuusu ga wameki tate Toki ni namida-nagashi dekiru koto mo naku

Omoi gakezu toori ame yake ni kokoro ga sawaida Kimi no uso ga boku ni hitotsu bareta

Nanka tameiki fukaku tameiki Wazuka na ochikomi jinsei no korogasu Nanka dame ka mo zenbu dame ka mo Mienai haadoru umaku wa susumenai ne...



Kitto jibun shidai da ne sou sa kantan na koto sa Kaze ni ashita kite mireba ii sa

Nanka shiawase chotto shiawase Kanjiru toki koso ichiban no shiawase Nanka yukesou umaku yukesou Sou iu mon' da ne ashita mo shiawase da ne

Finished! Short? Corny? I'm sorry about that.

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