Love and Slave
by Lazzy

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Part One

Aom-very well educate lady, independent, intelligence, strong and never let anyone step on top of her unless she allow to………but of what happen in life, she decide to let go of everything and go live with her granny(her mother step mother, but very nice) in the country side. Because of money, her parents have end their life. She have make her mind clear that she will be in love with someone who is normal, not rich, but love her.

Tik-of course the p’ek……hahah…….from very wealth family, work hard and try to keep girls(smart one!) out of his life….but let dumb girl walk in and out of his life…hahahah…….love to date with stupid girl……girl with no purpose in life. hahahahah

Hmmmmmmmmm………ummmmmm…..I guess that all I need rite?.hahahah…..more people will come…but not now………

Aom cross the street to the other side of the road in order to go rest in one of her favorite restaurant. Even through she could of use car, but decide to walk, want to be a normal person. At first she didn’t’ get use to this place, with lot of people, everywhere are like a mess, when ever she go anywhere, she must have to drive..not walking.…..but after 2 years of living there, she get use to it.


Aom walk into the little shop that is attack to the lake. She pick out a seat and take her order……..yes!! noodle!! She love them so much! the weather is so hot, so she take of her stray hat and start to fan herself, she is thinking of living at home, with the ac moving, with the servant serve her day and night. She is sort of wondering how is everything back at home like? worrying about everything…….but she know and can trust that person…..it a very close blood relative of her bad.


After her noodle is serve in, she take a bit of them and they still taste so good………..in the middle of eating, she start to choking and rush back home. aom just remember that her granny need her.
Without looking at the street clear, because there aren’t any care coming before. she make her way to the middle of the road and hear a sound, very loud. She look at where it from and a car stop an inch before hitting her. her eyes is wide open, and her jaw is down, she yell “hattttttttttttttttttt………..don’t kill me!!!!!!I don’t want to die or be handicap while in my 20th.” The man get out of the car, saying “I’m sorry miss.” She look up and it a handsome dude, wearing a nice back suit. she look at herself and what she got…..her face is very dirty, she look like a mess, her hair are everywhere, her clothes are so old and stinky.


Aom have no time, and say “no problem!! Next time watch where you are going!” he ask “what? you are the one who have to watch where you are going………but anyway I’m losing.” She give him a look, he keep on going “can you help me, where am I?” she laugh and laugh, but a minute later, she answer “you are in hell……can’t you see that you are putting me in hell with you?” she take off…………..rushing as fast as she can. He’s standing there, stretching his head “what the hell? And who is this little chick?” so he decide to follow her home…………..


Aom get home, about to hear her granny ask “where are you going? Why in this mess?” aom answer “sorry, granny, I was making my way back home but----“ “how many time did I told you not to rush home like you are a thief?” granny question her. “many time granny…….I forgot to keep track……” aom rush to her room and change to a long skirt, she move it up to cover her whole chest and put a towel to cover her nake shoulder.


“where are you going?” granny ask once aom walk out. “to take a shower and you don’t have to worry like before granny, by now I get use with this long skirt, I won’t just jump into the lake with a swimming suit on.” Aom promise her granny.


This man name tik……..have stop his car, seeing aom walk out of the house and jump into the lake. He is sort of shaking, thinking “dam!! She must be the most ugliest lady I saw in this tiny town.” A minute later, she pop her head up and dam! She look so pretty……….just like a totally new different person. Now all the dirt on her face was washed off and her hair turn to black again………she look dam hot!!


“what is this? a new lady or what? this can’t be the little black cat that I met at the road a minute ago.” Tik shake his head in disbelief. But it seem like a good opportunity for him. So he take of his jacket and jump into the lake. He than yell “help!! Help!! Help me someone!! I can’t swim!!” aom hear that voice and rush to see who is it…….thought it a little kids…………”what? not a kid?” aom thought. She have rescue him and he pretend to be death!


Aom drag him to the land with all the muscle she have. “what a heavy man!! Dam!!I should of let him die in the water!! But------than my lake will be smelling!! Geeeeeeee…..no path for me? dam!!!” she start to cursing under her breath for a while…..and look at the man she just help…..* shaking him * “you still alive? Hola!! Still alive?” he didn’t’ answer. Aom listen to his heart and didn’t hear it beating……….she think “ummmmmm…….I’m hoping I’m doing the rite thing……….geeeeeeee……haven’t take any healthy class…..” she’s shaking him again……..aom say “I can do anything to you……..but not CPR!! You hear me!!!!!” she yell at him……it’s killing his ear but prefer to bear it………..


For a long time, aom did nothing but keep on yelling and curing him………..aom call her granny in “granny can you come here!!” granny walk out, ask “what are you doing with this young handsome man my dear aom?” “nothing…….you really think that he is handsome?” aom ask her granny. Granny nodded, answer “dam!! He is hot!! Let me handle over him!!” granny push aom over and start on something. Aom ask “what are you doing granny?” “can’t you see? Granny is checking out this hot dude!” “not again granny……..I don’t want to see any nake body…..especially this guy!! Don’t your victim feel violate?” aom answer. “than why are you calling me over?” granny ask in confusedly. “no I’m was asking if you can do-----CPR for this hot so call dude.” “CPR? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT AOM?” granny ask in return……..even her granny is in her late 60……she’s still strong and perfect! At least that what granny thinking is.



Part Two


“all you have to do is just open up his mouth and plug your in and blow really hard, all of your air that you have into his.” aom trying her best not to make any mistake……even though she already have lot of mistake on how to do CPR. “wow!! That seem like too American kiddo!! Granny can’t do this in front of you…..the last time granny check out a hot dude’s body. You almost throwing up and faint…….this time------“ didn’t sound like a good idea. Anyway, granny bow down and so did aom………all the suddenly, a crow of people are staring at them. ‘


some ask “what are you doing pon(granny name)?” granny look up and gosh!! She think “what are all of this people here doing?” she turn to aom, who just stand there give her a smile in return…….dam!! granny have no way out!! of course she don’t want to marry another hot dude! Last time, he have run always from her………she hate to have heart broken….hahah……granny let go of tik and point at aom.
“what are you doing granny?” aom ask. “she is the next bride.” Granny answer. Aom choke, answer “you can’t do this to me granny!! And you are the bride!” “ha! How impossible!! You are the one who safe him!! And you even do CPR to him!!!” the villagers stare their eyes at them, ask “what is CPR?” aom about to answer when granny cut in and repeat what she just told her granny “that is like open his mouth and plug in her mouth and blow in air for him…..you can call it an air helping.” Everyone now turn to aom. She shaking her head, answering “granny is—lying!!” everyone in the village think “so who is going to take responsible of this dude? Dam!! He is hot!! He should of come and drown in my lake……hahaha……..”
aom answer “no one is taking responsible of anyone…….if he’s dying, let him do so……at least……..it this the rite thing!!” granny grab aom by the hand, “no way!! You can’t do this!! you have the take responsible of him……everyone know that in this town, if you cause any harm for the victim, you have to marry him or her……but in most situation it a him.” Tik think “what?” aom and her granny and the villagers keep on yelling till the sun go down and the night come………..still argue………”no!!! no bride!!!” “yes bride!!!!” granny make a move and the ladies villagers hold aom and carry her inside the house……..putting all kind of make-up on her face and put on one of granny old wedding dress on aom…….she was yelling “what the heck!!!”
outside, the villagers male carry tik to a house and dress him up………seem like a good idea for tik……..of course……free girl!! Wow wow!! If at home, he would of have to pay some amount of money………he is a very cheap person, don’t ‘want to lost a penny to anyone, because he have work hard. he think “wow…….what a cheap wife!! Maybe I should of go and drown in more people lake!!”

granny is laughing and say “ha!! Aom!! You!!!” all granny have to do is just bless them while aom got all tired up to the bed pole and the other lady throwing some very good smelling flowers at her……not too long, she fall asleep…………
granny say “ha!! Little aom!! This is what you will get for getting me into trouble all the time!! hahaha……..ever since aom move to live with granny, rich and sexy guys are after her. granny who have to take responsible of them when ever aom hit them…..so that mean granny have to marry them over and over…..hahah lot of husband!!!!!

Aom walk to the kitchen and ask “what are you doing granny?” “nothing, so how was last night?” granny act like a little kid. “hmmmmmmmm…nothng…………I see nothing wrong granny-----or did you see something wrong?” aom eyes her granny. “well nothing…………..so where is your husband?” aom choke on her drink, smile “husband? Hahaha granny you haven’t prepare for your smart granddaughter plan aren’t you?” granny wave her hand, say “forget about it…………” she pull aom close to her and whisper something to her ear.

Part Three


“what? granny!!!!! You are moving out with your husband?” aom ask. “not too loud………….I mean you are….not me!!! your husband have make it clear that he don’t’ want any old geezer like me to live with you two.” “dream on granny!! Keep on dreaming……”aom smile and walk out……………..
aom love to join her life and everything around her to the fullest…………….she start her journey by walking around the street to a so call forest area. “hello!!” aom smile as she see a guy looking straight into her eyes. that so call dude name is captain. He is a normal person, own a farm. Aom love to hang around with him especially eating his fruits at his garden…….aom think that since she don’t’ have to pay for anything…she will go visit him often and be a nice friend with him. .hahaha…
tik on the other hand, don’t care, he have nothing to do with that so call lady name aom….he hear a knock on the door, he open it and a very very skinny lady stand in front of him. He question “hummm………may I know who are you?” she walk into the house, very old looking but still good. She answer “why did you let your wife to mess up with my boyfriend?” tik was like wow…..”what? what did you said again miss pretty?” even though he think she is pretty ugly. “I mean aom.” She answer. “so what?” tik ask her back. “what do you mean? I’m captain girlfriend—“ “care to have a drink with me?” tik question her. her heart is popping out and say “sure if you think so……” answer in a very shy voice…………..


after drinking with her, she walk home, and ect……….tik think “what a crazy lady!! Dam!!” he start to pack his thing and leave back to Bangkok……………….
“aom I have hear the villagers said that your husband is leaving you?” granny ask. “what? since when did I have a husband granny?” aom take a bit of her rice and think they do taste good…..

2 years later~~~~~~~~in Bangkok………….
“there you are my sweet innocent cute may!” mrs.yoggs yell and hug may, her sister daughter……who just graduate from the state………very smart and she is planning to hook her son up with may…………………

may ask shyly “hmmmmmmmm……..where is tik?” “he is upstairs, coming on his way……….you know what? he miss you so much may.” Mrs.yoggs lie. Tik walk into the living room, seeing may. She have grow to a very beautiful lady now!! But tik never interesting in her because of her smartness!! He hate smart and well educate lady. Tik and may pull for a hug, may ask “where are you going?” “to work……….hummmmm…..may…..you see…….I think you should of go home……because…..your mom is worry about you.” his mom interrupt “it ok tik……I will look over may for the day.” “ok than I guess I have to go now…see ya may……..” tik whisper to her ear “you look pretty but if you are dumber than this……maybe I will give you a chance!” may who fall so much in love for him and answer “I will let all my knowledge down….how about that?” tik mom interrupt “isn’t that too stupid tik?” turn to may and ask the same question. May answer “no aunt..”


later that night, tik and his mom have a talk. “tik, what do you think if I go ask may hand for you?” tik choke on his noodle, answer “what? sure mom…………only if she agree to be my slave for a year.” “why son? You know there aren’t any dumb lady like that anymore in this world……who would be stupid enough to be your salve for a year just to get the chance to marry you. you really think you are all this and that?”


Part Four


tik sort of getting confuse himself but answer “yes mom……..anyway……I will send my sectary to do business with her……” mrs.yoggs say “I can guarantee to you that her parents won’t let her do so…they will luck her up if they have to do!!” tik think uw….taught! “yes,” his mom answer……..tik still argue “but trust me mom……….there are still lady in this world that are dumb!” “show me than!!” his mom dare him. “I will………” he walk to his room and think for the night “geeeeeeeeeee……..who will that lady be?” he think for a whole hour and “oh yes!! How can I forgot about her? dam!!!” he feel asleep and ready to show his mom…………………..
the next very early morning, tik kiss his mom on the cheek, say “mom I’m leaving.” “to where?” “to take that lady to show you……..remember last night deal?”…………….

tik stop in front of aom house………not sure if it was the rite house or not……………thing haven’t change a bit…………..he knock on the door, granny appear on the door again. “what are you doing here young man?” granny seem to be a little older than before…………..but he can still remember her. “where is my wife?” “hu? What are you talking about young man……must of mistake……………..we don’t’ have someone wife in this house………….or are you taking about me?” “no……..I mean aom……..my wife……” granny give him a stare, and remember him, ask “what are you doing here!! still have the face to come lie again? you know how hard it is for my daughter to stay in the last past 2 year(she lie………aom is more than happy..)” tik was like “wow…she does miss me that much?” “yes.” Granny lie.
granny invite tik inside, after hearing that he is hear to pick her up to live with him. Not too long aom rush inside, yell “granny!! Look!! We got free fruits from captain gard------“ she stop when seeing tik sit there. Aom ask “what are you doing here mr?” granny disturbs in “sorry, your husband come to pick you up aom…..you know that I’m old and can’t feed you anymore and-----“ “no way!! I won’t……..I will glue myself here!!” aom take out a little super glue and put it under her shoes and step on the carpet hard………..stick out her tongue, say “see what can you do granny!!” heheeh……..
granny roll her sleeve up and knee down, trying to lift up aom feet but couldn’t…it got stuck on the carpet……………….granny look up at aom, ask “what are you doing kiddo?” “am not moving!!” aom yell at her…………granny shaking hear head, turn to tik, who just sit there waiting what is going to happen next.
Granny hold his hand, tell him “if you want her…..go carry her out……I old and don’t have that much energy to carry that heavy aom!!” granny fall to the sofa………tik think “do I have to do this?” he walk slowly to where aom smile at. Look at her up and down….and down and up………aom say “see if yon can do anything!!ha!!” tik ask in a very boring voice “get lose!! Acting too childish!!” “you are the one buster!!” aom yell….………..

Later that night, granny have a better idea. She cook aom her favorite dish, but put sleeping pill in them……….aom didn’t prepare for any of those and keep on eating….too late…….she pass out……there tik smile…………….
While driving her on the passager side, his phone rings. he pick it up, it his mom. She ask “so where are you now at tik my son? Looking for a dumb lady I see? Find any? Didn’t I told you that there aren’t any……….” Tik answer “yes……….and I on my way home mom….trust me……I will bring this lady to show you that there are still dumb lady laying around the street………” “so she is from the street?” “yes,” tik lie……….” Well son………..just make sure that she is not Chinese.” “I sure she is not Chinese mom.” Tik answer with a guessing………………..while he keep on with his blah and blah with his mom……..aom hear everything.


Part Five


“what? this pig expect me to be a dumb lady from the street? To show me to his family? What an asshole!! Plus I’m a Chinese too!!ahahha” aom think to herself………………………..

once they reach his house…….aom wake up from the drug, she have make up her mind that she will teach this stupid man that woman aren’t that stupid!!! It seem like, this man name tik………have a very low point of view about lady……………..
mrs.yoggs walk out to hug her son……..she ask “where is the lady?” tik point at aom who is like a mess, wearing a very old clothes, look like a beggar. His mom ask “son….? You mean her? you must be joking my son!! I can’t allow a woman like that to live in this house!! what if my friends see her? what will I do? Tik!! I’m serious about this!!” tik didn’t know what to answer, he only say “it only for a years and it only to show you mom……..that all….” smile, not expect to get any kind of devil in return!!
Still mrs.yoggs didn’t agree. Tik add “how about we will hide her somewhere……. where there aren’t any guests around the house to see?” “good……but tik….I don’t like this idea…….I suggest you to go marry may……..she is the best and she will make a good wife for your children!” “but she won’t be my slave and let down her education.” “who would be that stupid!!” aom think……….”dam!! this guy!!” aom cursing again…………
Once they get home, all the maid and servants are laughing at aom…………but like always she didn’t care. She know how rich people are like. tik make aom carrying all this thing from the car to the house and up to his and her room. she was lucky that they let her stay in a room that downstairs, not exactly where the servant live. It seem like this is not what tik told her granny.
May come to have dinner with them. Everyone are at the table, include aom too. May ask “who is that lady aunt? A new servant?” tik answer “you see may….you and my mom said that there aren’t any dumb woman left in this world anymore…….but here she is.” mr.yoggs ask “tik what is this mean?” mrs.yoggs cover her face. May who look at aom with disgust face, saying “I’m far better than her!! if you chose her……go ahead…….I’m here to tell you that I’m gong to engage with someone, very rich.” Tik answer “does money always have to come first?” may is stuck…..how can she said that to him? Maybe jealous…….hahahah


After may leave, aom is in her room, still packing her stuff………she know that this family hate Chinese people so much, include tik himself…………..the door open and it tik. he ask “so what do you think about may? Want to be like her too?” aom give him a hint of her smile, “she’s your lover? Jealous that she can’t do what you ask for?” he question “hey!! Watch your mouth lady!!” aom want to speak against him but decide to wait till the time have come………………tik told her “tomorrow…..I want you to go to the street and beg people who walk pass by to give you money.”
“what?” aom surprise, thinking what is he up too. “well my mom said so……..you better do so!! And I think you want me rite? You better do that in order to show my mom that you are really dumb.” Aom acting like she is really dumb, nodded her head, saying “ka ka…………” as tik leave, she think “what’s a disgust man!! I will show you that your mother is rite!!” aom yell in her head……………
next morning~~~~~~~~~~
aom walk out wearing a very very old clothes, some part got tore off and lost a button. Tik ask “wait a minute!! where are you going?” “to the street.” Aom answer holding a bow. “where? Which street?” “oh come on…………in blovelr.rd.” “hey that is my road!! You can’t do this……you can’t do this to embarrassing everyone face……..” “I can’t help it..since your mom and you want that……..” aom didn’t care about him, walk to the gate and start to beg for money…………………………….