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Urthaxe----0 votes

Battle #1: Urthaxe vs Harechap

Harechap----1 votes

I was patrolling the area when I spotted a band of half score vermin.  I turned around to go report to my patrol and I saw a massive oversized wildcat.  It said to me "Going some where."  I didn't bother to reply.  I simply drew my long sword.  Before it was halfway out of its sheath the gigantic cat kicked the weapon out of my hand.  I kicked the evil creature in the back of the knees.  He fell to the ground.  I approached him cautiously.  Quick as lightning he lashed out with an upward kick.  I sprawled into an old oak tree.  The cat raised its claws and said to me "To bad for you rabbit."  It slashed down with its razor claws.  I jumped nimbly aside.  I pressed my footpaw to his neck and pushed him against the tree.  The last words that were spoken to him were "I'm not a rabbit."  He gave out one last gurggling cry before he died.  To my dismay the wermin band had heard the shriek.  They began to advance on me. It was then I saw my trusty hidden in some brush.  Quickly I jumped for the weapon.  The vermin were fast but not fast enough.  I slew five of them before they surrounded me.  One ferret grabbed me from behind.  I dropped my weapon.  Another moved in to slay me.  Just then I heard a sound like hornets buzzing.  In a flash the vermin who had moved in to kill me lay dead.  Portruding from him were two score arrows... hare arrows.  Immediatly vermin started to flee.  But none of them made farther than ten feet.  I was saved. Harechap

You are a great vermin conquer. You are feared by all. One day you are walking along when you see a great badger with a double headed war axe. It is one of the most beautiful things you've ever seen. You sneak up on him with your sword drawn. Just as you're about to strike the badger turns and kicks you in the stomach, causing you to drop the weapon. He draws the axe and swings. You feel a searing pain in your back and start moaning. The badger comes to you and says,"You should've never made that mistake." He raises the axe and aims for your neck. The axe hits you with a thud and you are dead. Urthaxe The Warrior

Sashilia- 2 votes

Battle #2 Rockjaw vs. Sashilia

Rockjaw-Winner of the Battle with 3 votes!!!

While ambling down a sunny path one day you hear a whistle in the distance. As you glance in it's direction you see what appears to be a lone squirrel, whistling to some odd tune. Hiding behind a large tree you wait for him to come near. You need not wait long. As soon as the squirrel is in range you leap out, ready to pound your massive fist into his skull. As the squirrel spins to face you, you see that it is not a male but a squirrelmaid in leggings and a green shirt. She has no close-range weapons. As your paw swishes down, the squirrel doges nimbly aside. You let out a soft chuckle. Dodging and running are no match to your strength, you think to yourself. You are easily deceived. In the split-second that you spend imagining your glory, the squirrelmaid darts in and strikes her legs with amazing force into your stomach. "Umph!" You grunt in suprise. Yet again she attacks, into your shins. Your legs shake from the impact. With a last sudden shove, you are sent flying backwards, your wieght adding speed to your fall, and you hit the ground with a boom that shakes the trees around you and sends pebbles rattling all around. Sharp stones cut your flesh as you lay panting. Filled with rage you leap up and hurl your self at the squirrel. Her tail lightly brushes her side as you miss her narrowly. You crash into a small group of trees which bend under your weight and your sight flickers in and out of view. The last sight you see is the squirrelmaid, armed with a large branch, before a crashing blow leaves you limp and lifeless. You never hear her say, "Do not underestimate Sashilia."

As far as you can remember you have been robbing travelers on a stretch of road.  Today was just like any other.  Then you see a giant hare striding down your road; he doesn't appear to be armed.  Grinning like the idiot that you are, you mistake the giant to be slow.  As he passes your hiding place you leap out!  Suddenly the huge hare isn't there and you land sprawling on the road.  You leap up and dust yourself off to find the hare, weilding a spear the size of a small tree.  Pulling out your sword you yell at him, "This is the last time you get to walk down this road, bunny!"  With that you lunge!  Seeming not to move the hare blocks your blow and sends you flying.  Your chin feels as if it has been broken; probably it has.  "Me name is Rockjaw Grang of the Far Northlands, and I'm a HARE!! Why can't vermin types understand that, wot!"  Pulling yourself up you foolishly shout, "I'll call you a bunny if I want to so there!"  Suddenly the hare seems to be filled with rage!  Shouting the war cry of hares and badgers he strikes at you.  You barely move in time, then you realize your grave mistake.  Hoping to run away you roll and flee.  But you see the hare blocking your path.  What a mistake to have thought him slow.  Feebly striking with your sword you try to inflict some damage.  Suddenly the hare is at your side and you feel a lance of pain shot from one side to your other.  Then you feel blood running down your legs.  In horror you look down to see the hare's spear entering and exiting you.  Slowly you crumple as he pulls out his spear.  Falling to the road you feel a burning desire to die and end the pain.  A sudden crack on your head sends you flying to Dark Forest's gates.