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The Evil Geocities and the Shinra
*at Midgar Shinra HQ*
President
Shinra: Well
how many websites can we screw up in a week then
Oh i dunno 30 to 40
President Shinra:
Good now lets screw them all up with £50 deposits
Very good yes yes
*Cloud,Cid and Tifa are hanging around Vincents summer home*
:So
guys what should we do
:We
could spray our names on Barret
:Nah
we did that last week
:Yeah
but it was damn right funny
:Hey
lets check out my website
:Ok
*shinra HQ*
President
Shinra:
Shutdown in 5..4..
3..2..
Palmer:
GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT THE NEW TOY TRAINSET IS OUT!!
*scarlet and shinra give him menacing looks*
Palmer:
oops sorry
President
Shinra:
1...
Robotic voice:
complete shutdown of Geocities network
:Here
come the best site ever....just loading.....3..2..1
:Where
the hell has my site gone
:Whoa
i gotta go
:Its
ok Cid lets go to Midgar and sort them out
:Alright
*the highwind crashes into the side of the shinra building*
:Awight
outta the way or i'll whoop your ass
:Yeah
outta my way or i'll slit ya in half
Robotic Voice:
You must defeat all of the Shinra staff to see the President
:Just
bring it on
*Palmer appears in a huge robotic thing with lotsa rockets and lasers*
:AAGGGHH*uses
omni slash*
Palmer:
teeheehee time to die*fires all rockets blowing up a huge part of the
building*
:CAH*uses
another 4 omnislashea to Palmer*
Palmer:
Whoa ho hooo*suit explodes and Palmer flies out of the window*
Robotic
Voice:
Now time to fight Reeve
*Reno appears carrying a bazooka*
:HAHHAHA
time to die *fires but misses and hits a passing
secretery:
damnit you pesky secreteries
*Cid knocks Reeve out during this time
Haeidegger:
Lets see what yer made of
*Heidegger straps a belt with the Turks chained to it on*
:
YO DUDE........WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!......... HELP!!!!!!!!!!
:
YEAH, U FECKIN FAT PRICK!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllppppppppp
*Cid uses the Highwind to fire torpedos at Heidegger blasting him and the
Turks*
:Pathetic
I belive I'm next
:BITCH!!*Yuffie
appears and impales her on her shurikan then disappears*
:What happened
Hojo:
Now for me....
*Hojo in a huger version Proud Clod appears*
Hojo:
AAAGGHHAAGGHHHHHHAHAHAHA
:Lets
take him
:YEAH
*Cloud and Cid use all their best limit brakes on him but it does not work*
:Hang
on i got an idea *cid turns on the Tweenies*
Hojo:
oooooooo the tweenies
*Cid kills him*
:Now
for you Mr Shinra put our webpages back on
President
Shinra: Ok
:Cool
I week later
:oooooooo
jazzmans site is good ahhhh f@#k what just happened
President
Shinra: i
never said i'd keep it on forever HAHAHA
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