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Barret's TINY problem

trralalalala la I'm so happy

What the f@#k is it with him I haven't seen him that happy sins he got his Barbie doll back

Yeahhhhhh hey Barret why are you so damn happy?

oh nothing ,dumm deee tralalaaa

Hey I'm going to take a shower now okay I'll be back in about 15 minutes, tralalala

*Psst* last time Barret took a shower was in 1934, hee hee

Ahhhhhh hey guys,that shower was great

so is it there you have been all day!?

yup for about 9 hours I think, till it wasn't any warm water left

What what what!!?, why in the hell would you shower for that long

Ah, excuse me but it takes time to shampoo, condition, moisturize and wash each and every hair twice... stupid boy, Hmmfff

AHHHHH you son of a b!itch I'll teach you and your bloody hair.

*Barret shoots 500 bullets after Sephiroth and ruins the hole room*

EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!! HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP!! MOMMY!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Ah ,,sh!t head why did you do that, and why are you so upset about that shower?

sorry guys, you now me and my temper, the truth is I'm going on a date tonight with someone I met on the Internet so I gotta have a shower!......i kinda smell

you sure do!, ummmmmm... I mean..... Great, about time.. no I mean......errrrrrr...have a great time.

thanx but beacuse of that girl Sephiroth I haven't any warm water left

*30 minutes later, Cid is TRYING to impress cloud and vincent with is FFIX jokes*

........and then Zidane fell over his stupid tail! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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*Barret comes out from the shower*

oh guys......i have a errrrrr......slight..........ummmmm....problem. I'll tell you if you promise you won't laugh.

what is it man? we promise we won't laugh.

*Barret dropped his towel*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Well as im so butt ugly i never thought anyone would see it.

If you're going on a date you never know what will happen so we defiantly have to do something with THAT!!

I have something we can use , follow me

*While Cloud and the others is in the bathroom trying to fix Barrtes "equipment" Tifa and RedXIII come home from their shopping round*

Oh, Red, help me take this makeup things into the bathroom

RedXIII: Yes mam,....*talks to himself* " Red go and do this, go and do that" shes a big fat bitch........comin!

Ohhhhhhh, be carefull please, Ohhhhhhhh

Red: What the hell's all that screaming?

*Tifa and RedXIII walks into the bathroom seeing Cloud and the others swarming around Barrets under- life*

OH MY GOD!!!! What the hell are you guys doing!!!?

No NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!!! It's not what it looks like

RedXIII: F@#K what is THAT!!!? i never knew you were a woman Barret? heehee

damn, Tifa and Red I know it looks weird but it isn't like it seems

RedXIII: NO it's worse!!

so now I know what men are doing when women are out of the house, uck I have to barf

RedXIII: me too, I never thought you guys would do something like that,

SH!T SH!T SH!T, Now you guys have ruined my relationship with Tifa, damn

F@#k them, we have more important things to do

yeah VERY important, if it hadn't been for you we wouldn't be in this mess

oh shut up, sucker, errrrr.......... That came out wrong I mean you big baby

Arrrrghhhhhhh give me a break.... errrrrrrrrrr.... what I ment to say was please shut your big mouths

*Meanwhile Sephiroth is moving quietly towards the bathroom*

OHHHH guys what are you doing, errrrrr... do you mind if I join

All: GO TO HELL U FAG!

I just asked , you don't need to be so harsh ( uhhhuuuu nobody likes me)

*An hour later*

thanks for the job guys, it looks a bit weird but i think it will pass

Phew thats the worst nightmare I've ever been participating in glad it's over

Yeahhh, hey I'll tell a joke which reminds me of this situation

ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzZZzz

oh guys, come on

*At the café*

where is she?

Woman in pink dress: Here I am

!!! AERIS !!! What the F@#k are you doing here!?

Oh is it you!! Sh!t, another date ruined, and I used so much time with the makeup too.. Buhuuuu

Shut up b!tch!!

*Barret blows Aeris all the way to the south pole*

hah there you go all that stress just for her,, Aughhh I'm tired man I'm going home

Cloud,Vincent;Cid and Barret explains Tifa and RedXIII what actually happened and the rest of the night the all played games and ate good food and had a great time.... except Aeris who froze to death and Sephiroth who got lost while searching for friends

***THE END***

By Christian M.S & Jazzman

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