Cloud vs Sephiroth
Cloud Strife:MORNING EVERYone
Sephiroth:Be quiet i need my beauty sleep
Cloud Strife:shuttup everyone needs a healthy dose of Vitamen B to start
there day
Sephiroth:I don't care!

Cloud Strife:Con't you ever get tired of using that head and shoulders crap
in your hair
Sephiroth:.............this is crap???
Cloud Strife:Yeah it is heheheh
Sephiroth:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i've been using crap in my hair

Cloud Strife:Alright Sephy wheres my hair gel
Sephiroth:Why i don't know what you mean
Cloud Strife:WHERE IS IT
Sephiroth:Tifa told you not to get to attached to that hair gel....
Cloud Strife:Sephiroth.....
Sephiroth:...we all told you....
Cloud Strife:aaarrrggggh
Sephiroth:.........but did you listen
Sephiroth:...........NO! *Cloud rugby tackles Sephiroth and beats the crap
out of him*

Sephiroth:Cloud do you happen to know which way the sewers are ?
Cloud Strife:why?
Sephiroth:Cause I'm gonna throw the Buster sword into them
Cloud Strife:WHAT WHA WA
Sephiroth:bye
Cloud
Strife:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooo

Cloud Strife:So Aeris what do you suggest to get rid of Sephiroth
Aeris:the first thing to do s not to overeact
Cloud Strife:So tactical thermo-nuclear weapons are wrong then
Aeris:Yep
Cid Highwind:Hang on how about we bomb him from the Highwind
Cloud Strife:Yeah
Aeris:Boys will be boys

Sephiroth:la la la la la la la la la la
*Highwind swoops in from above*
Sephiroth:What the hell...
*Highwind bombs Sephiroth tonns of times*
Sephiroth:...ack
Cloud:YEAH HAHA I BEAT YOU
Sephiroth:...ack
Cid Highwind:Yeah lets go have a beer to cellebrate
Cloud Strife:YEAH!