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When TV Stations & rocket launchers collide

Jerry Springer:..... So let me get this straight... Your having an affair with you uncle, whos having an affair with your mother, who's sleeping with your boyfriend whos shagging your dog!?.....OH! You've caught it all on video!!! lets take a look!.............

BBC Newscaster: Unfortunately due to rights and regulations we have to cut this program short due to explicit sexual scenes involving a errrr....dog.  

Damn it! Wots up with the f#@king BBC!? i love jerry Springer!

yeah! and i really wanted to see that dog in action! 

*everyone looks at Sephiroth and quickly walk to the other side of the room*

I know! Lets bomb them from the Highwind!

Naw, that got boring a long time ago. lets kill those bitches some other way, but how!?!?

                 *Vincent walks in*

 Hey guys! Guess what! I've perfected my rocket launcher! Wanna help test it?

Vincent,do you mind if we BORROW that rocket launcher for a moment?  

              *Winks at cid*

I guess ,sure, but why?

 Oh,just a little pay back!    

     *Winks at cloud*           

  **10 minutes later-**        

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!      

    *Bcc News station blows up*          

   **Tifa walks in**

Cloud,Cid,did u just see what happened?

YYEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Direct hit!!BOOM BABY!!

That was great guys, but don't you think that they'll find out who did it and .......   

    !!!!BBAAMMM!!!!!! 

  *Back door gets smashed down and 6 ninjas jump in*

YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME, ASS WIPES??!?!?!!!     

  *Cloud uses Omnislash to kill 4 and Cid and Tifa start slapping the hell out of the other 2*

That was close, but what if....   

     *10 SOLDIER officers with machine guns jump in right as Yuffie and Barret walk in*

  What the f@#k!?   

   *They both get pumped full of lead*

 NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  

  *Summons knights of the round which kills 6*

ACCK!!          

    *Tiffa Gets shot* 

Ouch!Thats gotta hurt!         

     *Uses Bolt3 to kill the rest*

Well,i`m glad that's over with. Say Cloud, wanna summon Phoenix and bring everyone back to life?

Naw,they needed to get a life in the first place. Lets have a beer.               

good thinkin buddie!

      ***THE END***

By Max

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